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    Kobe=MD20/20 21_Dickings's Avatar
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    Yep, I said it.

    Why?

    Southern California isn't exactly known as being a "land of lakes," like Minnesota is, so having a Los Angeles based team named "The Lakers" makes about as much sense as a professional basketball team located in Utah (white boy Mormon country) named the Jazz. "Laker" simply doesn't capture what Los Angeles is all about. The term implies someone who is into fishing, and the type of people who are into fishing are usually fat rednecks, like Spurs and Mavs fans.

    Now I ask you, fellow Purple 'n Gold fans, do we really want to be associated with an activity that's popular with gluttonous slobs?

    Some of you might think I'm trying to trash the Lakers prestigious history, but I assure you, that's not the case. Changing the name doesn't tarnish our 16 les, the pantheon of hall of fame players who once called LA home, or the jersey Kobe Bryant wears. Plus, we live in freakin' LA. We set the trends that all the wildebeast in fly over country follow, so for us to change our name to something more representative of our top shelf LA lifestyle would likely be met with praise instead of scorn. However, I say we keep the colors. Purple 'n Gold is mighty sexy.

    That said, what should we change it to?

    Personally, I like the "Box Office." Our logo would be a gold ticket with "Box Office" in purple lettering across the face of the ticket. in' choice. It also perfectly captures what we're all about. We're the biggest draw in the league, the biggest star in the world plays for us, we got the best looking fans, and people from all over the world and all walks of life want to take part in the Purple 'n Gold experience, much like they do when a big movie hits the theaters. And just like a worldwide hit movie, the Purple 'n Gold break down cultural, language, and racial barriers, uniting people in a shared experience that can only be described as transcendent.

    Lakers was a name that served us well for many years, but in the post-modern world we now live in, it simply no longer fits.

    (I also like the LA "Blockbuster.")

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    I believe in yesterday Zelophehad's Avatar
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    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    blockbuster is the lamest name ive ever heard. sucker would be more relevant.

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    R.C. Deez Nuts. Mugen's Avatar
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    Living in SoCal, i'd say the LA Vietnamese is much more accurate.

    Machine would def agree, tbh.

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    Believe.
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    LA Chulo Papi's.

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    i hunt fenced animals clambake's Avatar
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    the la looters

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    My Favorite Faded Fantasy The Gemini Method's Avatar
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    Why would they change it to the L.A. Vietnamese? The biggest population of the Viets are in Orange County aka Little Saigon aka Westminster and Garden Grove. Not L.A. proper...should be the L.A. Manaschevitz to be honest...

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    R.C. Deez Nuts. Mugen's Avatar
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    hmm true but thats bc i live in OC. Fine then i'll go with the LA Armenians.

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    My Favorite Faded Fantasy The Gemini Method's Avatar
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    hmm true but thats bc i live in OC. Fine then i'll go with the LA Armenians.
    That is probably a better indicator of the demographic of the Lakers. I would've went with L.A. Gunz, but that wouldn't fly since the Bullets changed their name under Abe Polian...

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    Can't refuse Bito Corleone's Avatar
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    Personally, I like the "Box Office." Our logo would be a gold ticket with "Box Office" in purple lettering across the face of the ticket.
    That was probably the stupidest thing I've ever read in my life...until I read this:

    I also like the LA "Blockbuster."

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    The L.A. Rapists woulda worked, but, then Pop where he eats.

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    you fail at trollin' me TheMACHINE's Avatar
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    Living in SoCal, i'd say the LA Vietnamese is much more accurate.

    Machine would def agree, tbh.
    i do like Pho. yum!

    Maybe LA Pho-kers?

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    The Defense doesn't rest Manu'sMagicalLeftHand's Avatar
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    If you should choose by what the city is known, may I suggest

    The Los Angeles bleached-fake tanned-boob job-prima donnas-STD infected-Crack s

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    Every game is game 1 Seventyniner's Avatar
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    Definitely should have been the Los Angeles Stars right when they moved from Minneapolis.

    Do it anyway, screw that Dallas NHL team. And change the WNBA team's name while you're at it.

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    R.C. Deez Nuts. Mugen's Avatar
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    i do like Pho. yum!

    Maybe LA Pho-kers?


    /thread.

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    My Favorite Faded Fantasy The Gemini Method's Avatar
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    Pho is the business...as long as you don't go to a place that uses the MSG in their broth...

    The cafe su da places that serve you nearly topless with well-enhanced Viet chicks isn't all that shabby either...

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    Believe. Otaku's Avatar
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    Yes, they should be the LOLkers

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    I'm the greatest kamikazi_player's Avatar
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    Why would they change it to the L.A. Vietnamese? The biggest population of the Viets are in Orange County aka Little Saigon aka Westminster and Garden Grove. Not L.A. proper...should be the L.A. Manaschevitz to be honest...
    Most of them are in the San Jose area. They dominate that area bar none.

    I thought Filipino's dominated the L.A. area, why are you guys talking about Viets?

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    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    i do like Pho. yum!

    Maybe LA Pho-kers?

    i went to a pho restaurant last night and suggested they should change it to "phox"

    they didnt think it was very funny

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    R.C. Deez Nuts. Mugen's Avatar
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    Most of them are in the San Jose area. They dominate that area bar none.

    I thought Filipino's dominated the L.A. area, why are you guys talking about Viets?
    i dont talk z on my own.

    it's my religion.

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    My Favorite Faded Fantasy The Gemini Method's Avatar
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    Most of the Filipinos that I know are from Carson, Long Beach, or from the Bay Area. I don't know too many from L.A. per se--but Carson and Long Beach are both L.A. County cities...

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    L.A. Bean Dips.

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    TD since 97 ezau's Avatar
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    TD since 97 ezau's Avatar
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    Most of them are in the San Jose area. They dominate that area bar none.

    I thought Filipino's dominated the L.A. area, why are you guys talking about Viets?
    So it should be Los Angeles Dog Eaters then.

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