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I didn't even know Jay Mohr wrote for SI! thats interesting. About the article, I have to agree. I don't konw what it is, but I just can't find women basketball entertaining. It just isn't.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...rts/index.html
I don't love this game
Despite NBA, networks' effort, WNBA is unwatchable
The WNBA finals begin Wednesday, and if you listen very closely you'll be able to hear that nobody cares. Apparently, the Sacramento Monarchs are playing the Connecticut Sun in a best-of-whatever series. The Monarchs earned their way into the finals by beating the Houston Comets. The Sun got in because they're owned and operated by a casino. Seriously, a casino owns the team. No conflict of interest there, right? I guess the NBA and whoever else desperately backs this debacle of a league finally found themselves an ownership group that can actually afford to hemorrhage cash.
Now, let me admit that all of these women ballers are far better athletes than I will ever be. That doesn't forgive the fact that the product is still unwatchable. Playing with a multi-colored ball that looks as if was stolen from Meadowlark Lemon's trunk, these women are capable of putting up 40, sometimes 50, points a night. I went to a New York Liberty game a couple of years ago and found myself, for the first time, in the minority at a sporting event. As my buddy and I sat courtside with other celebrities like, uh, um, well, I'm sure there was somebody else, we realized what a bizarre collection of souls made up the lower tier of the arena. Little girls and lumberjacks seemed to be the primary ticket holders. The little girls looked at the court in admiration of their heroes, and the lumberjacks looked at the court in a completely different type of admiration. Other than my buddy, I was the only guy in my row, so I was hesitant to stand up and move around. I was afraid of offending the brutes surrounding me. These people were large and in charge, loud and proud, and very capable of beating me to within an inch of my life.
Not feeling that uncomfortable since the "gangbangers versus non-gangbangers" era of the Raiders, I made sure to root for the home team, and root I did. When the giants next to me stood up to cheer, I stood up and cheered. When they booed, I booed. I didn't want them to think I was an outsider.
Sadly, when it comes to the WNBA, almost all of us are outsiders. Do you know anybody who has ever watched a game? Have you ever spoken about the WNBA at work? At home? Anywhere? The NBA and the networks that have aired the sport have tried in vain for far too long to prop up this league as entertainment. If you are entertained by 7-foot, 225-pound women from Poland who have less basketball skills than the worst NBA D-Leaguer then I guess you are one of the few people who cares.
There are only 13 teams in the WNBA, but for some reason league and network executives refuse to admit failure. They want you to believe that this is the ideal number for compe iveness and not the result of entire cities saying, "Why would people go to these games?" The WNBA has been propped up more than JFK during bouts of Addison's disease and all with a great big "You're gonna love it!" smile. Well, we don't love it. The fact that it only costs a hundred bucks to sit on the floor should clue you in that something is wrong. When I was at my one and only WNBA game the two women next to me, in matching flannel shirts and motorcycle boots, told me they got their courtside seats by winning first place in a contest. I immediately wondered if second place was four tickets. If I am ever forced to attend another of these games, I'll insist on sitting in the nose bleed seats. At least from up high I could avoid the icy stares from my fellow "fans", get loaded, squint real hard and imagine the people down on the floor were men.
* The opinions of Jay Mohr do not reflect those of SI.com, just the men who read it.
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I didn't even know Jay Mohr wrote for SI! thats interesting. About the article, I have to agree. I don't konw what it is, but I just can't find women basketball entertaining. It just isn't.
It's boring.
they should make the wnba into a non-professional league and all you had to do to get drafted was be hot. Then they could change up the uniforms to resemble that of a cheerleader uniform or maybe just sports bras and "boy shorts". They dont even need to know how to play, it could be like a pee-wee basketball league but with hot girls in skimpy outfits, that would be entertaining
I never watch any kind of Womens Basketball from HS, College, WNBA.
or you could just order porn
I'd watch that. Just as long as they don't wear anything that would prevent bouncing.
wouldnt be the same
I think women in sports are generally boring. With the exception of the Olympics. Some of those women athletes are amazing. However, when it comes to say... soccer, basketball, hockey, tennis, etc... it's just not as entertaining.
Watching WNBA is like watching the special ed class play ball in elementary..
they would be sure the uniforms were designed to allow maximum bouncability
Come on, i hope you're not serious!??! These women probably have more athleticism in their pinky than you have in your whole body! Give them more respect than that!
Come on, i hope you're not serious!??! These women probably have more athleticism in their pinky than you have in your whole body! Give them more respect than that!
oh im damn serious and im willing to bet the world they couldnt take me one on one, not one of them.....females cant compete against males in ball...just a simple fact........
j/k
oh im damn serious and im willing to bet the world they couldnt take me one on one, not one of them.....females cant compete against males in ball...just a simple fact........
j/k
$100 bucks says I can kick your ass in ball...........
Ill give you $100 to let me kick in your balls.
I think Houston Comet's Star is the best player in the NBA. That chick can play, she's like the Duncan of the WNBA.
But "this one's for the girls", it's their turn.
I agree the WNBA sucks...in fact I don't know how they stay in business or get a single viewer...then again...they usually put it up against Soccer.
WMOWA ....
Womens Mud and Oil Wrestling Association...
Sue Bird is hot
, Sorry, I don't have any balls. I would say I'd pay to kick yours, but I doubt you have any either..................
Oh my god, I'd beat anybody in the WNBA........It's a garbage league.
I think this topic has been stated quite a few times. That was a funny article. I like to watch the best athletes or at least close to the best athletes compete.
If you took a wnba team, they couldn't beat an average high school boys team. wnba is just is too far away from the best athletes to be watchable by the average basketball fan.
If I could play with an all conference womens basketball player and was better then her when I was out of shape and hadn't played ball in a while then I'm confident the average boys high school team could beat a wnba team.
Personally I enjoy nba/nfl more then college fb/bb simply because I get to see the best athletes play.
It's not a knock on women or how hard they play/practice but just the simple genetics that women are dealt. It's nothing to get upset about.
Yes, I'd beat Sue Bird, Lisa Leslie, and anybody else 1-on-1.
Me 10
Them: 7
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