Kurt was awesome. Back when he still had hair I saw an interview with him on Conan. They were talking about how thick his neck is and he recounted a story from his college days. He was chatting up some chick at a party and she says, "You know what you remind me of?" He's expecting her to make some sort of complimentary comparison and she goes, "A thumb!" That's all I could ever think of after he shaved his head.
I stilll remember the promo he cut on his way to the ring to face the Big Show in DC. "It's appropriate that I'm wrestling tonight in our nation's capital because I have so much in common with many of the great men who have worked here. Like George Washington I cannot tell lie: the Big Show is a big disappointment. Like Abe Lincoln I am honest to a fault: I am going to destroy the Big Show. And like Marion Berry...actually I am NOTHING like Marion Berry and you people should be ashamed of yourselves for ever electing him! It's true! It's true!"