Further proof that Kool is not Timvp…
First off – a Special Valentine to you guys. Sure it’s a bit early but I want Timvp to get a head start if he’s to implement Kool’s advice.. I hope it’s a special and memorable one. The reason I’m posting this is 3-fold. 1.) It’s a thank you for allowing me to wreck shop on your Spur brothers. 2.) It’s a lesson to fellow ST posters on how to handle this day the Koolaid way and 3.) It serves as a warning to you to be original this Valentine and avoid the Commercial Merchants of Valentine’s Day.
Personally I haven’t participated in Valentine’s Day in at least 5 yrs because the chics I mess with tend to get the wrong ideas instead of just letting a special day be a special day…
Now for Kori girl.
As always I will take the lead in being the lone ST poster ( outside of Luva and Cully) to appreciate what you bring to the table. So here’s my Valentine Show to you…or LJ can just fly you out to Vegas to check out Zumanity...
There’s lots of Koolaid symbolism in here if you can read between the lines:
The song I’ve chosen for you guys is...make LJ sing this to you:
Now for LJ:
Dude don’t fall for the typical Valentine’s day trap of a nice dress, candy, flowers, card, dinner, and a sweet late night. You should step out tha box on this one... and since you a brothaI’m guessing you can pull this off…Now here’s what I typically do…Sing and Strip Dance for your girl…If you can’t sing then try anyway.. and if you’re not in shape strip anyway… workout over the summer and come back next Valentine with a vengeance.
My point is be original…I strip and lap dance for girls ( at my crib) all the time and they love the outta that . I get practice using my Karaoke machine...It’s not just about sss eee xxx…
Here are the songs I recommend you strip to:
Great songs and easy to sing...
R-Kelly's The Greatest Sex is tha ....
the gayest in posting ever...
what a flamer....
if chix like that...both you & they have serious issues...
trying to be sexy is a guarantee that you won't be....
and a guarantee that deep down inside you are already mostly feminine and/or wish you were a woman....
get help...
the gayest in posting ever...
what a flamer....
if chix like that...both you & they have serious issues...
trying to be sexy is a guarantee that you won't be....
and a guarantee that deep down inside you are already mostly feminine and/or wish you were a woman....
get help...
when you get your 100th piece of pussy you'll understand what I'm saying...right now keep ing with the X-box...outside of sex, stripping for a woman is the most loving thing you can do for her...Kori won't say it in this thread but PM her and ask her...this right huuurrr is for the grown and sexy...
Wrong forum... this is Club-worthy...
LOL RKelly makes good baby makin' music but cats nowadays all about the youngsters like Trey Songz ...I lean towards the pied piper ...even with the charges of minors ...man is talented ...
BTW Kori you are a goddess, for putting up with this stuff ... or have a GREAT sense of humor either way thank you ...LOL
when you get your 100th piece of pussy you'll understand what I'm saying...right now keep ing with the X-box...outside of sex, stripping for a woman is the most loving thing you can do for her...Kori won't say it in this thread but PM her and ask her...this right huuurrr is for the grown and sexy...
wrong ...
the most loving thing you can do for a woman is to be a real man and love her for who she is every single day of the year-not on some bull marketing made-up holiday...
if my woman saw me attempt to strip and dance for her she would lose most of her respect for me as a man...
LOL -counting how many times you've been laid...and worse...bragging about it...
If this is true then you may want to check to see if your woman had a sex change operation or some ...
if my woman saw me attempt to strip and dance for her she would lose most of her respect for me as a man...
There's not a woman in this world that don't like a man stripping for them...you better check to make sure you really ing what you think you are....
You the if you can't see this...
so would you strip for your woman?
you realize that all men who strip are either a) gay or b) on their way towards being gay
A woman who enjoys seeing her ``MAN'' gyrating like a and ``trying'' to be seductive and sexy while dancing like a little fruit-If this is true then you may want to check to see if your woman had a sex change operation or some ...
There's not a woman in this world that don't like a man stripping for them...you better check to make sure you really ing what you think you are....
You the if you can't see this...
has as many issues as the that would resort to doing this to impress a woman...
a woman wants her man to be a man and act like one too...
ask any SANE woman if she wants her man to impersonate a gay ass wannabe male and if she has ANY class she will ``steer'' you away from acting out these little gay fantasies you are concocting...
she will tell you that you don't have to try and perform a little cabaret routine in your little banana hammock lacey stringy thingy for anyone...IF you want to be a man...
then you can go over to LAKADIKLUVA and strip for each other...
She said she would never talk to me again.
But is Melo a Laker yet????
I am going to have to disagree with some of you. It depends on the woman. I wouldn't do it, but I've dated women who think guys stripping is hot. Then again, they've all told me that it's a turn off if the stripper gets a woody during the routine. That seems a bit odd. Woman's brain on drugs.
I'm all about the love and I want to applaud Koolaid for showing the softer side, I really do. HOWEVA, my sources tell me that one side of Kool is just as soft as the other. The front side never gets hard and the lakaluva has tenderized the backside rather thoroughly. Quite frankly, him giving advice on how to get a lady in the mood makes as much sense as Raaaaaaasho being Blake Griffin's dunk coach.
LOL
Great episode of a great show ...but chapelle's take on it was better.
It was all special effects and camera tricks ... LOL
Kori must of given you a warning on here.
Timvp, honestly you should tell her this yourself instead of making a troll and then making a thread about her on the net.
LOL at Kool acting all world savvy and that he knows about chicks.
Finish your homework and go to bed early or you'll miss your schoolbus again, K.
OMG, Koolaid... I mean Lakaluva... I mean Timvp
Nice thread!
Nice.
you already know the answer to this one.
The Adams Apple...check your "wife" when she gets home...I'm sure the revelation will be better than a creampie surprise...A woman who enjoys seeing her ``MAN'' gyrating like a and ``trying'' to be seductive and sexy while dancing like a little fruit-
has as many issues as the that would resort to doing this to impress a woman...
a woman wants her man to be a man and act like one too...
ask any SANE woman if she wants her man to impersonate a gay ass wannabe male and if she has ANY class she will ``steer'' you away from acting out these little gay fantasies you are concocting...
she will tell you that you don't have to try and perform a little cabaret routine in your little banana hammock lacey stringy thingy for anyone...IF you want to be a man...
then you can go over to LAKADIKLUVA and strip for each other...
I tried to suggest to Katie that we go there (Zumanity), but, I barely got that out of my mouth when the "no" came in tootsweet. She wouldn't have anything to do with it.
What's that like, Kool? Have you been there?
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I saw this thread when I first was hung on the Tree of Woe and wanted to lodge my own thoughts on Kori:::one of her greatest traits is her ability to not offend the vulnerable of us. Which is most of us. It is one thing for each us to insult one another. The words hold little worth for us.
Her position of authority and power (real and imagined) makes it in bent that she withhold her judgment of us as posters. For her to impart her judgment and insult (or praise) would cause a cooling effect that would hurt this Forum immeasurably and change it totally. Does she ever deviate from this etiquette of separation? Very seldom. I never felt worse than during the Chuckbox incident with DoK when she rendered her opinion on my meeting him there. A lot of others said similar tidyings, and much worse, but, her words were few, biting and withering.
I like to watch her behavior on these Forum(s). It is a comprehensive study of the model that should be used as a template for such other Admin/creators/owners of similar Boards. It's template of selflessness, restraint and generosity.
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