so i actually met koriwhat last night

[koriwhat]

Sounds fun. Can you get your former boss to buy me a roundtrip plane ticket to SA? I don't feel like paying for gas.

go figure you don't want to spend a penny.

[koriwhat]

i'm done going back and forth with yall... gets old real quick. phillip, or whoever else, hit me up and we'll figure this all out.

[HighLowLobForBig-50]

like i said before, here's your opportunity but i fully expect you to keep acting all patton oswald on me and eatin' your in' out of a bowl in your mother's basement. your comedy is as lame as your shtick here. bring your ass or shut the up already!

eatin' your out of a bowl son

[Phillip]

i'm done going back and forth with yall... gets old real quick. phillip, or whoever else, hit me up and we'll figure this all out.

since you challenged me, i think it should be you who comes down here. otherwise, you are the pussy.

[ohmwrecker]

This sounds like the worst fight ever tbh.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Man it'd be hilarious if phillip actually showed up and beat perry's ass.

[JIM LAMPLEY]

Nothing worse than a lightweight fight.

[Blake]

Darth wants to see his daughter's rack?

[Blake]

you're pathetic man... you can speak directly to my instructor and i'll bet you $100 he'd totally be down for this.

you obviously don't understand me or my instructor... we like to hurt people and get hurt, in the ring of course.

he'd laugh his ass off about this whole thing but i'll tell you what, he'd totally be down for this. we like to have a laugh occasionally.

[monosylab1k]

can't hoop right now, my eyesight got terrible all of the sudden. i have to go see the optometrist and get contacts before i can hoop again. maybe this summer

Lolololololol who didnt see det one coming? I can't wait for you to not send me a PM then lie about it.

[monosylab1k]

don't need 20/20 to beat your ing ass this sunday

I can't wait to have 0 new messages Sunday morning. Then when I bring it up, I can't wait for you to respond with "I sent you a message you liar! I was at the place and you never showed!"

you're such a fugazy little .

[monosylab1k]

you keep making it worse on yourself. i'm going to stomp your ing testicles into the dirt mother er

will you be able to see them? apparently you're blind but still capable of driving. well, at least sitting in your car, i guess you don't need too see very well to do that.

[monosylab1k]

unlike you who doesnt plan to show up, i actually plan to both show up this sunday and also show up to hoop with stretch this summer, provided you dont come with him because then id have to beat your ass again on sight

you're not gonna do cuz you're a pussy ass . sunday morning i will get zero PM's from your pussy ass.

if you really want to scrap then post the place and time right here, right now, got.

[Dr. Gonzo]

come down here

i have laser eyes and can melt you into a puddle of skin, eyeballs, and calftats

lmao

[Dr. Gonzo]

since you challenged me, i think it should be you who comes down here. otherwise, you are the pussy.

That is a valid point.

[monosylab1k]

you're not gonna do cuz you're a pussy ass . sunday morning i will get zero PM's from your pussy ass.

if you really want to scrap then post the place and time right here, right now, got.

yeah, didn't think he would. pussy ass .

[ChumpDumper]

So, without reading the thread I'm going to guess no one actually met anyone.

[Axe Murderer]

So, without reading the thread I'm going to guess no one actually met anyone.

u let's throw down

[Dr. Gonzo]

So why doesn't calf tats drive up to beat Phillip's ass? I'm sure he can put the cute little boxing gloves in a bag on a stick and ride the boxcars up there.

[Axe Murderer]

So why doesn't calf tats drive up to beat Phillip's ass? I'm sure he can put the cute little boxing gloves in a bag on a stick and ride the boxcars up there.

because anybody can just drop all obligations (such as work, school, etc.) to drive many hours or in some cases fly to San Antonio to fight some dumbass on the internet

[monosylab1k]

im not making it public, that would just be stupid. you'll get the location about an hour before tipoff

Oh yeah i forgot, the feds are monitoring this comversation because youre dangerous

Good idea send me the pm one hour before. Except we all know u wont send anything cuz ur a fugazy little

[ChumpDumper]

How many 240 lb. Blood accounting students could there be at UTA?

[manufan10]

come down here

i have laser eyes and can melt you into a puddle of skin, eyeballs, and calftats

because since i have laser eyes there is no point in punching. i would just melt you, but i dont want police after me for murder.

there is no comedy involved here

ask DPG. one time we met up and i melted him, then poured magical honey on him to bring him back to life. unfortunately im all out so i cant save you if i melted you. sorry.

[MannyIsGod]

Stretch...



Well done.

[benefactor]

Pretty epic thread tbh. Not quite as good as the 90210/JT fight thread but good nonetheless.