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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Someone has to say it so I will...I'm tired of this misconception about MJ floating around out there...

    MJ played in a finals when basically all he had was diarrhea and tried to pass that off as the flu...the flu is a fancy way of saying diarrhea so as to avoid embarrassment...guys play with "the runs" all the time...no big ing deal MJ...

    whereas Kobe played last year with basically a ing compound fracture, a knee that was drained and needed major surgery, and back spasms...

    So judge for yourselves but I say Kobe's effort was way more heroic....Personally I couldn't shoot with only 4 fingers on my main shooting hand...with my index finger bubble wrapped...


    MJ's Diarrhea:



    Kobe's Finger:





    Kobe's Back:


    Kobe's Knee:


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    Kobe's by far

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    MJ's Diarrhea

    Watch these s get in here and try and spin it.

    yea they loved MJ so much they wouldn't dare speak the truth at the time...which was His Airness can't stop tin himself ...that would've hurt his image for sure...

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    Veteran dbreiden83080's Avatar
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    MJ's Diarrhea is the GOAT

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    Believe. mindcrime's Avatar
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    MJ's diarrhea > Kobe

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    MJ's diarrhea > Kobe

    just like those that came before you couldn't tell the truth...you can't stop loving Mike's ...

    "I wanna be like Mike"...the song should've been "I wanna I wanna eat Mike's "....

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    Lol Crews jjktkk's Avatar
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    just like those that came before you couldn't tell the truth...you can't stop loving Mike's ...

    "I wanna be like Mike"...the song should've been "I wanna I wanna eat Mike's "....
    Need to spin those pathetic b2b Laker losses, instead of showing butthurt of Kobe's/Lakerfans inferiority complex to the great MJ tbh.

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    Lol Crews jjktkk's Avatar
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    Someone has to say it so I will...I'm tired of this misconception about MJ floating around out there...

    MJ played in a finals when basically all he had was diarrhea and tried to pass that off as the flu...the flu is a fancy way of saying diarrhea so as to avoid embarrassment...guys play with "the runs" all the time...no big ing deal MJ...

    whereas Kobe played last year with basically a ing compound fracture, a knee that was drained and needed major surgery, and back spasms...

    So judge for yourselves but I say Kobe's effort was way more heroic....Personally I couldn't shoot with only 4 fingers on my main shooting hand...with my index finger bubble wrapped...


    MJ's Diarrhea:



    Kobe's Finger:





    Kobe's Back:


    Kobe's Knee:




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    Out with the old... Obstructed_View's Avatar
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    lol compund fracture.

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    Motivation for me... Stringer_Bell's Avatar
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    Excellent thread.

    Facts: MJ's diarrhea > Kobe...Kobe breaks like a China Doll, not sure that's something you want to promote. His hands are broken from all the chucking, especially in recent years. MJ's diarrhea must have been at the foul line...you ever try to shoot a free throw while having to control your bowels like that? The concentration must have taken a lot out of the poor guy. Have some empathy for MJ taking one for the team like that and getting a ring.

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    Jason Kidd is a scrub Flight3107's Avatar
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    lol compund fracture.

    LOL what does "basically a ing compound fracture" even mean?

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    You forgot Kobe's arrest.


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    Out with the old... Obstructed_View's Avatar
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    LOL what does "basically a ing compound fracture" even mean?
    Apparently it means he had tape on his finger. Honestly, Jordan has more playoff highlights in his career than Kobe has total highlights.

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    Lab Animal Capt Bringdown's Avatar
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    MJ's flu act was pure fakery and attention-whorism.

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    Neal with it. Tp9gospursgo's Avatar
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    I have the flu now and its horrible. MJ > KOBE tbh

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    MJ's diarrhea >>>>>> a 100% healthy Kobe

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    They're both a couple of Prima Donnas tbh. Kobe's is just a little more pathetic because his is an unoriginal ripoff of Jordan's shameless attention whoring.

    Kobe is by far the most emotionally needy player to play the NBA. He reminds me of my sister.

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    Chillin' like a villain... TampaDude's Avatar
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    MJ's Bobcats >>>>> Kobe's Lakers

    MJ still owns Kobe

    MJ = GOAT

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    MJ's flu act was pure fakery and attention-whorism.
    lol thailand

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    The Good Doctor Rummpd's Avatar
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    heroic my ass - he coat tailed a 6 for 24 brick of a finals game and lots of love from the refs into one of the most nebulous finals MVPs of all time.

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    Can't refuse Bito Corleone's Avatar
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    I wasn't a fan of MJ, but tbh diarrhea > Kobe's pain.

    Can you imagine running around for an entire game trying not to your pants? Clinching those cheeks together for that long is much more difficult than playing with any kind of pain.

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    Believe. Dice's Avatar
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    I teared up after scrolling from the pic of Mike being held up to the pic of Kobe's wrapped finger. We're lucky Kobe's still with us today after that ordeal.

    Nobody should have to go through that. Nobody.

    That pic should serve as a grim reminder to all us little people out there how dangerous the life of a professional athlete can be. They EARN those millions and millions of dollars.

    They G*ddamn earn it.

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    The Good Doctor Rummpd's Avatar
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    There is only one non heroic superstar in the NBA -I will absoutely never by a jersey or any other thing from or for my son, and his name is not Jordan.

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    jordan's 'sick game' is the most overrated thing ever in the nba...give me a break, if he was really that sick hes not going to be able to play much less score 38 in a finals game.

    it was just a perfect 'story' custom made to fit jordan and to blow out of proportion just because it was him.

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    Kobe's tough, but MJ that game probably felt like crap. The thing the two of them have in common is if it's really that bad there is no way at all they could play the game period. It just has an effect on the performance but if they can play they are not that bad off.

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