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hit her in the ter
I know how great you guys with the ladies, so how about you offer dem advices to me.
there is this shy chick that i wanna bang so badly, any tips?
Not asking any SA fans, considering that 80 percent of their woman are fat so they get der chicks...and i've noticed how much of a white knight SA fans can be when confornted with atleast 5 over 10 chix..LOL..lOsers..
So how do you treat a shy chick?
hit her in the ter
Don't write her a letter. You obviously suck at it.
Forget about her, and get yourself a she-male.
She not talking to you because she's a blow up doll. Find a hole and hit it. Deflate and store.
you gonna have these SA s upset you didn't go to them for advice...
I need more info..is she white or black...there's potentially two totally different approaches here...I gotta hit the gym so I'll make it quick...
the first order of business for you is to stop lying...she's not shy.. you are...I can tell by your post...but it's ok Kool will help you out...In Kool's world there's no such thing as a shy chic... es wanna it's your job to make em wet...
If you're not a natural smooth playa like Kool then you better hope she's vain...if she is then you may need to turn to clothes and jewelry for help...some cats have to do that...but I'm not hatin on it if it means you get to give her the hot beef injection...
2ndly you want it too bad and she may sense that...back up off of it and sit yourself down...she's probably already scoped you out and realize that you're letting your shyness get in the way...so she's gonna milk it for all it's worth and you may end up paying her a load of money just for a picture...she may not even let you see it up close...
Lastly break out of your s and stop being nervous...I was taught a valuable lesson when I was in high school...an ugly chic dissed me...imagine that ...Kool was 1 of 3 Freshmen dating hot Seniors while in high school...could get any chic I wanted...this one ugly chic had a nice body and I wanted it...but she dissed me..told me I wasn't her type and to keep stepping...
Listen to these a few times to help you gain perspective...
Dude...you're 14, white, and live in RPV, right?you gonna have these SA s upset you didn't go to them for advice...
I need more info..is she white or black...there's potentially two totally different approaches here...I gotta hit the gym so I'll make it quick...
the first order of business for you is to stop lying...she's not shy.. you are...I can tell by your post...but it's ok Kool will help you out...In Kool's world there's no such thing as a shy chic... es wanna it's your job to make em wet...
If you're not a natural smooth playa like Kool then you better hope she's vain...if she is then you may need to turn to clothes and jewelry for help...some cats have to do that...but I'm not hatin on it if it means you get to give her the hot beef injection...
2ndly you want it too bad and she may sense that...back up off of it and sit yourself down...she's probably already scoped you out and realize that you're letting your shyness get in the way...so she's gonna milk it for all it's worth and you may end up paying her a load of money just for a picture...she may not even let you see it up close...
Lastly break out of your s and stop being nervous...I was taught a valuable lesson when I was in high school...an ugly chic dissed me...imagine that ...Kool was 1 of 3 Freshmen dating hot Seniors while in high school...could get any chic I wanted...this one ugly chic had a nice body and I wanted it...but she dissed me..told me I wasn't her type and to keep stepping...
Listen to these a few times to help you gain perspective...
hey dumb you are being trolledyou gonna have these SA s upset you didn't go to them for advice...
I need more info..is she white or black...there's potentially two totally different approaches here...I gotta hit the gym so I'll make it quick...
the first order of business for you is to stop lying...she's not shy.. you are...I can tell by your post...but it's ok Kool will help you out...In Kool's world there's no such thing as a shy chic... es wanna it's your job to make em wet...
If you're not a natural smooth playa like Kool then you better hope she's vain...if she is then you may need to turn to clothes and jewelry for help...some cats have to do that...but I'm not hatin on it if it means you get to give her the hot beef injection...
2ndly you want it too bad and she may sense that...back up off of it and sit yourself down...she's probably already scoped you out and realize that you're letting your shyness get in the way...so she's gonna milk it for all it's worth and you may end up paying her a load of money just for a picture...she may not even let you see it up close...
Lastly break out of your s and stop being nervous...I was taught a valuable lesson when I was in high school...an ugly chic dissed me...imagine that ...Kool was 1 of 3 Freshmen dating hot Seniors while in high school...could get any chic I wanted...this one ugly chic had a nice body and I wanted it...but she dissed me..told me I wasn't her type and to keep stepping...
Listen to these a few times to help you gain perspective...
Greetings. If you'd like to understand Lakaluva's methods, please check out his book, "Lakaluva's Guide to Getting Fat Chicks," which is available in our gift shop for 19.95.
Here's a sample:
...this book is for those of you, like me, who weren't necessarily blessed with the best looks or body odor. , I've been told I got the face of a Boston Terrier with the smell to match. But let me tell you, I get more pussy than all them pretty boy DiCaprio looking mother ers that are all over LA. How do I do this? Well, you're about to find out.
Lesson 1: Have a strong back. I can't emphasize this enough. all that cardio , or having a balanced weight training regimen, but do work on your back. See, in they minds, fat chicks think they skinny, so there will be a time when the will try to jump in your arms, or want you to carry her to the bed all romantically and , or want to cowgirl. The muscles in your back need to be strong like a mother ing ox if you want to play the fat chick game. So before you hit the town, build up that back.
Lesson 2: You need to have the right scent. Now scientists have discovered one of the key components that attracts people together is pheromones or some . Research has shown that females are indeed attracted to the scent of male sweat. Well that. Maybe skinny chicks, but from my experience, being a sweaty mother er ain't gonna bring the herd your way. This is because if you sweaty it means you're an active individual and fat chicks want nothing to do with activity.
What you gonna wanna do before you hit up a fat chick hot spot is cook up a package of bacon and take the grease drippings and rub them all over your clothes and body. You do that, you gonna find yourself in the middle of a stampede, and that's a good in' place to be. And don't forget to bring the bacon. It's a good ice breaker, asking a fat chick if she'd like a piece of bacon like skinny people ask each other if they'd like a piece of gum.
Lesson 3: Smoke your . And I don't mean to suck your own , pervert. What I mean is you're gonna want to smoke your like a pit-master smokes some bar-b-que. Head over to the grocery store and get yourself some mesquite, applewood, or whatever, drain your toilet of its water, put them chips in there, light it up, grab your favorite fat chick porno mag, and sit on there. I recommend an hour. After that, your and balls be smelling like some finely cooked brisket, and if you're lucky enough to find yourself in a position where a fat chick's about to go down on you (which you should if you followed lessons 1 and 2), you'll get a blow job that'll make you in' weep.
LuvaLibrary, the goods
If he gets a she-male he will suck at more than writing letters.
He did implied that she was not fat so that leaves you out Luba.
WTF is this? A Koolaid Dearest advice column?you gonna have these SA s upset you didn't go to them for advice...
I need more info..is she white or black...there's potentially two totally different approaches here...I gotta hit the gym so I'll make it quick...
the first order of business for you is to stop lying...she's not shy.. you are...I can tell by your post...but it's ok Kool will help you out...In Kool's world there's no such thing as a shy chic... es wanna it's your job to make em wet...
If you're not a natural smooth playa like Kool then you better hope she's vain...if she is then you may need to turn to clothes and jewelry for help...some cats have to do that...but I'm not hatin on it if it means you get to give her the hot beef injection...
2ndly you want it too bad and she may sense that...back up off of it and sit yourself down...she's probably already scoped you out and realize that you're letting your shyness get in the way...so she's gonna milk it for all it's worth and you may end up paying her a load of money just for a picture...she may not even let you see it up close...
Lastly break out of your s and stop being nervous...I was taught a valuable lesson when I was in high school...an ugly chic dissed me...imagine that ...Kool was 1 of 3 Freshmen dating hot Seniors while in high school...could get any chic I wanted...this one ugly chic had a nice body and I wanted it...but she dissed me..told me I wasn't her type and to keep stepping...
Listen to these a few times to help you gain perspective...
Psychic ability brah? So for real, I am shy. I never really had a girlfriend before. I have banged 5-8 before, but it was all lust so somehow i wasnt nervous, so i get dem chicx'.you gonna have these SA s upset you didn't go to them for advice...
I need more info..is she white or black...there's potentially two totally different approaches here...I gotta hit the gym so I'll make it quick...
the first order of business for you is to stop lying...she's not shy.. you are...I can tell by your post...but it's ok Kool will help you out...In Kool's world there's no such thing as a shy chic... es wanna it's your job to make em wet...
If you're not a natural smooth playa like Kool then you better hope she's vain...if she is then you may need to turn to clothes and jewelry for help...some cats have to do that...but I'm not hatin on it if it means you get to give her the hot beef injection...
2ndly you want it too bad and she may sense that...back up off of it and sit yourself down...she's probably already scoped you out and realize that you're letting your shyness get in the way...so she's gonna milk it for all it's worth and you may end up paying her a load of money just for a picture...she may not even let you see it up close...
Lastly break out of your s and stop being nervous...I was taught a valuable lesson when I was in high school...an ugly chic dissed me...imagine that ...Kool was 1 of 3 Freshmen dating hot Seniors while in high school...could get any chic I wanted...this one ugly chic had a nice body and I wanted it...but she dissed me..told me I wasn't her type and to keep stepping...
Listen to these a few times to help you gain perspective...
Luva, and kool i don't know if you ever had feelings with chx, but honest, i get nervous with her. It's true tthough kool, she hardly talks to anyone so thought she is the type.
She is asian by culture brah, rich asian. 10 face though she prolly doenst notice that alot because she only has a 6 body.
LOL at this library guy. You fool, I know who you are, jamstone. LOL you're fat and prolly dream of getting chicx even the 0 and 1. Get real!!
the wisdom I impart is beneficial for all...but since you asked...
this is not about you hittin it or banging...first we need to get you on the road to normal conversation with substance over style...
Be honest with Kool now...you are a Virgin aren't you? It's ok we were all V's at one time and I applaud your bravery for coming clean....approaching hated Laker Nation G's such as myself and Luva can be quite controversial but we're here to help...besides winning les and collecting rings it's what we do..
Of course we had feelings for chics at some point in time...we're human too...In fact right now I have chic back home that wants to settle down and have chillen...but I'm just not ready for it...but at some point in time I'm going to have to cross that bridge...
Asian girls are so accommodating in their temperament...they are sweet yet sour....serious yet silly...submissive yet sexy...so really there is no way in hades you should be nervous in the presence of an Asian chic of all people...
I would literally plow right through them...now you're gonna have to bring some intellect to the table on this one...so catch up on your reading...hit up the Asian section of Barnes & Noble so you can sound interesting...
Fear not...you have yellow fever:this video will give you perspective...
There's nothing more fake than posting Tupac YouTube videos.
hmmmm...So what Chapter of the Gangsta's Only Handbook can that be found?
come the on son.
we all know you're a fake-ass, weak-ass, wannabe posting from your mom's netbook in tha OC
getda outtaherewitdatbool
umm how of these trolls are from the same poster...
New day....new ryder...it's part of the bizness I get it...but Kool got a message 4 you all...
Now make sure you high and smoking when u bump this ...it's gonna hurt...
He could give advice on hiding a 7 year old white kid.WTF is this? A Koolaid Dearest advice column?
You've always got some lame ass threat like you are going to unplug someone's PC. Get the out. Call yourself a shark. You should be ashamed to disgrace the shark like that. Sharks don't front.
Good idea asking LL and King Kool advice on getting .
You won't get better advice anywhere
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