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CH picking a Timvp quote is a real shocker.
CH picking a Timvp quote is a real shocker.
bad, with the good (finds), per the usual, tbh, fwiw, etc...
Any one of Dog's posts. Epic in both its simplicity and delivery.
Cry's wife is pretty hot.
+1cry's wife is pretty hot.
best post ever was the Hitler of Spurstalk video post..
SFIE has a few well timed gems
jaffies brilliance.
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Too much classic for me to think of just one. There have been times where I've laughed to the point of tears on this site.
what about the post where someone modified the front page of spurstalk.... I think it was jaffies.
Yup, more jaffies brilliance.
SpursTalk.com forum front page (2012) -- [large pic]
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=76547
I'd not seen that before. Classic.
For at least the old school people, I have to think slomo's callout of Buddy Holly for using his SA pictures on an N'Sync forum was up there... but that led to one of the funniest threads ever on the site.
I just rubbed all over my and balls.
-horry
WTF really?
Yeah. Not until tonight.
Here's Dark Reign destroying Illuzion. Must be posted
Originally Posted by DarkReign
I dont 'shop pics, but man, the pics youre posting dont even require any alteration!
What...the... ? Are those zig-zags in the side of your friends head?! What year is it and who the is he, Vanilla Ice? Is he wearing parachute pants? Bet you s have a dance-off that requires upside down golf hats to determine which one of you get to touch the boob of one of these beasts...
Who is the ing transves e in the middle? Is that you in drag with your hair down? Where'd you pick that dude up, an online ad? Newsflash: When "her" name is TS Jennifer, you can be sure youre barking up the right tree, considering your complexity.
And what the is with the "females" you roll with having more tatoos than career bikers? I mean, usually bikers have a cool story attached to their tatoos like "This when Johnny Red died" or "This is my old-old lady who fell off on I69, havent seen her since".
I could only imagine the stories you have to endure that could even justify that travesty of permanent skin pigment slapped together on the broad under TS Jennifer's arm, there. Looks like the tatooist got sick of listening to her dumb stories after 4 ing hours and started dumping color on every white unicorn she actually asked for out of spite.
Is that a gang-thing on her hand? Ive only known two people to have tattoos on that portion of their hands...they were convicts who did lengthy stints in prison. And judging by Ugly Tattoo's personal style and obvious attraction to men who look like women (you, btw), I guess it isnt unthinkable she spent a certain amount of time having broomsticks shoved in her nether regions for purposes other than sweeping out the cobwebs that must have ac ulated in her time spent with your Mohawk -Crew.
Its just a shame she had to go to prison, be raped and released to find what actually turns her on and pleasures her. If I were her, I'd blame you and the got youre arm wrestling with.
Do yourself a favor, shave your stupid ing head and start over, stop pouting in pictures, drop the TS/TV back off on whatever-the- Skid Row street you found him on, empty all bottles of self-tan you have in your house (yes, even the emergency bottle you keep under your socks), kick the Mohawk in the head when he's sleeping just because he deserves it (tell him its from me...do it really hard though), keep the ex-con's number around though because youre going to need her for training because its clear your view of what a man is is completely skewed by your regional handicap (living in Boston is a handicap, see accent for proof) and your choice of friends who have the same warped view of reality.
Think about what youre doing, friend. When youre 40, which is 20 short years from now, youre going to have to look at yourself in pictures and explain your sexuality to whomever sees them, whether its true or not. Imagine if your son is the football star in high school, grabbing straight "A's" throughout, got a scholarship all lined up to play at a D1 school....and then he sees his dad's 20-something pictures.
Next thing you know he drops out, has a mohawk and is dating a named "Lovely" who has an exceptionally low voice and what appears to be an Adam's apple. He starts arm-wrestling with other Mohawk-ed men in an attempt to hide their obvious feminine traits and likeness. Drinking some weak-ass beer like Dos Equies (or however you spell that piss beer) because "the dude in the commercials is awesome!"
Yeah, he is awesome. Thats because he doesnt act like a chick, hang out with transgenders, have a mohawk, arm wrestle anyone or leave women routinely unsatisfied that prison becomes a better option. He can be forgiven for his poor taste in beer...you however cannot overcome such a glaring shortcoming.
If you need anymore advice, just keep posting pics. I am quite sure we at ST can help you gain the proper perspective of the rut youre in, what with your hair being the way it is and your women being of questionable gender. We'll get you slump-busted yet, but its going to take effort on your part. Think of it like quitting smoking, only mentally replace a nicotine addiction with a need to read your Redbook subscription and you'll have made immediate progress.I dont hate you, I hate your hair. Big difference.
Less , more cool. Its a winning formula thats worked for men for generations.
Lets be real honest for a second, the guy who invented the wheel? No mohawk.
The man who created the orgy? I sincerely doubt he had lines shaved into the sides of his legendary head.
The man who invented the brassiere to preserve our womens' natural resources for as long as scientifically possible? I guarantee he didnt pout in photos.
Be proud of who you are, be proud of your culture, be proud of your (androgynous) sexuality, whatever it may be. But damnit, have some goddamn pride, son!
If youre gay, thats cool. Being gay does not automatically mean being flamboyant or speaking with a contrived lisp in an attempt to be more feminine (never understood this trend...hetero or women do not speak with lisps).
If youre straight...well, youre doing a real bang-up job of confusing everyone around you. But hey, what the do I know, right? Where Im from, a mohawk and shaved lines on the side of your skull usually comes packaged with pink hair, face piercings, industrial music and a prescription for Prozac (or whatever the flavor of antidepressants is these days). They create screen names like "Cutter666" or "DayOfDespair" and blog about the impending wave of misery theyre going to suffer because some -hack indie band is breaking up.
Maybe where you roll (apparently), having mohawks and arm-wrestling are macho things, and having lines shaved into your melon speak to your masculine prowess. I doubt it, but then again, I dont live the metro lifestyle to know the damn difference.
So, maybe its me. Maybe if I was born and lived in some major metropolis like LA, Boston, New York or Miami, I might spend $400 on a pair of pants, drink latté, rock a mohawk, pout in photos and prowl for transgenders.
Maybe. Then again, maybe the world is better with square tires, no orgies and every woman looking like they just stepped out of a NatGeo special on tribal culture.
anyone with time to dig....................
Bigzaxs wife calling him out
Greg More telling me he is going to body slam me at the next gtg topic.
Tpark re-nigging on not posting at ST for a year and asking Kori if its ok.
Manny posting the TRolls are ruining the club
GIG posting pics of him having sex with two girls.
some poster here in the club asking advise about girls and admitted he left his girl at a movie when he said he was going to get a pepsi
Kori leaving a very angry and nasty message on my phone I could not record.
(sorry not a topic but was epic meltdown)
and the best for the last.....
Kori busting LongHornE lying about being in the hospital. And he melted down left the site.
also the Chris Duel Peter burns fight was cool.
more to come.......
The McDuff where is my money topic was epic...
Miami Heat and reheated pizza fiasco was a classic...wish I could find that thread
When Batman got shot.
I never read that iiluzions thread but I'm reading it now and I nearly spit my drink out when I got to this post
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