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    Abe Lincoln, NlGGA Kyle Orton's Avatar
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    My car was broken into for the 2nd time since October last night. The first time I heard the alarm, ran outside before he had time to grab anything and tried to chase him down but my fatass didn't get to him before he ran into an alley I didn't feel like following him down.

    Last night I was pulling an all nighter studying but somehow didn't hear it. All he stole was an old ass ipod that's worth at most $40 (meanwhile his dumbass didn't think to steal the $100+ textbooks sitting in my back seat).

    I've called the police both times to file a report, and both times the response was they wouldn't send an officer to the scene but they'd mail me a police report to fill out that I could deliver to their records department (in other words fill out a report and then have them file it away). The University Police only seem interested in being at the scene when it involves issuing a traffic ticket to a student, actual crimes aren't high on their priority list I guess.

    So what should I do? Arizona gun laws are open enough to the point where I can buy a gun now. I'm not gonna waste my time with another self-service police report. What else does anybody suggest? My lease runs through this summer and it's not like I have a garage to park in.

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    Since 1992 Brutalis's Avatar
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    Install shock alarms. When someone tries the door it sends a few thousand volts through them.

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    Move to Texas. It's legal to kill someone here to protect your property.

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    Booyakasha fraga's Avatar
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    Buy a paintball gun and hide in the bushes...when he tries it again...unload on his head and crotch...

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    Install shock alarms. When someone tries the door it sends a few thousand volts through them.

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    BTW Kyle, its ok to say "I didn't to chase him down because I was afraid he'd shank me".

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    Abe Lincoln, NlGGA Kyle Orton's Avatar
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    How much does that generally cost, does it work when someone breaks in by smashing a window (that's the preferred method in AZ), and would it even be possible to install in a 1999 model car?

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    Abe Lincoln, NlGGA Kyle Orton's Avatar
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    BTW Kyle, its ok to say "I didn't to chase him down because I was afraid he'd shank me".
    I had a baseball bat in my hand so that wasn't an issue, but I'll openly admit I didn't follow him down an alley because I didn't feel like getting ambushed by his friends.

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    I don't know if anything like that even exsists but if it does its going to cost more than your car.

    The only suggestion thats going to work outside of staking out your car until he shows up again and beating the living crap out of him is to leave absolutely nothing of value in your car. Nothing.

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    I had a baseball bat in my hand so that wasn't an issue, but I'll openly admit I didn't follow him down an alley because I didn't feel like getting ambushed by his friends.
    Yeah I'm not chasing some er down an alley.

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    Audit my dick, bitch! Accountant's Avatar
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    My car was broken into for the 2nd time since October last night. The first time I heard the alarm, ran outside before he had time to grab anything and tried to chase him down but my fatass didn't get to him before he ran into an alley I didn't feel like following him down.

    Last night I was pulling an all nighter studying but somehow didn't hear it. All he stole was an old ass ipod that's worth at most $40 (meanwhile his dumbass didn't think to steal the $100+ textbooks sitting in my back seat).

    I've called the police both times to file a report, and both times the response was they wouldn't send an officer to the scene but they'd mail me a police report to fill out that I could deliver to their records department (in other words fill out a report and then have them file it away). The University Police only seem interested in being at the scene when it involves issuing a traffic ticket to a student, actual crimes aren't high on their priority list I guess.

    So what should I do? Arizona gun laws are open enough to the point where I can buy a gun now. I'm not gonna waste my time with another self-service police report. What else does anybody suggest? My lease runs through this summer and it's not like I have a garage to park in.
    you need to get ya boi on the case. I'ma round up some of the grimiest s and we'll clap back at these small time hoes for ya. Fo' a hefty ass price of course. Don't worry, though, I can figure out how to get you the best interest rates.

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    U Have Bad Understanding Sportcamper's Avatar
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    What should I do?

    Move to a safer neighborhood like South Central LA…

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    Rather than buying a gun with the implied message that you'd shoot someone for breaking into your car and stealing <$100, why not just take anything of value out of your car?

    Just sounds like a petty thief, not a vandal. Once they see there's nothing to grab, they'll move to a more lucrative car.

    The shocker doesn't sound worth it just from a utility standpoint. Besides the risk of him suffering serious injury, etc., you'd probably have to pay more than your car is worth.

    Sorry about your stuff being taken - at least you still have your books. Good luck.

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    Since 1992 Brutalis's Avatar
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    I like the paintball gun idea. But a stronger CO2 on the gun to insure the paintball does not burst on impact but rather leave nasty welts. This is from experience.

    My aunt had problems with her son stealing and breaking in so I spent the night and stayed up. Saw him creeping around the back yard and went out the front door to sneak around to the side of the house and I lit him up so bad he just fell and rolled around in misery until the cops got there laughing their ass off and hauled him to jail.

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    AZ gun laws are lax but are you willing to risk at least 5k in attorney fees and days if not weeks of police investigation after shooting the perp?

    Why not just setup a red "on" light on a dummy camera to discourage them.

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    Abe Lincoln, NlGGA Kyle Orton's Avatar
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    Rather than buying a gun with the implied message that you'd shoot someone for breaking into your car and stealing <$100, why not just take anything of value out of your car?

    Just sounds like a petty thief, not a vandal. Once they see there's nothing to grab, they'll move to a more lucrative car.
    They've seen twice that there is nothing to grab other than an old ass ipod, and other cars in the neighborhood have been broken into (someone I live with for instance). It's not a problem that's gonna go away.

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    you need to get ya boi on the case. I'ma round up some of the grimiest s and we'll clap back at these small time hoes for ya. Fo' a hefty ass price of course. Don't worry, though, I can figure out how to get you the best interest rates.
    lol, nice troll

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    The cat won symple19's Avatar
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    Anyway, here's my solution dude


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    Honestly, I dunno. I had the same thing happen to me last semester after I'd just had my new (used) car about a week. Got the Sirius radio receiver installed to where all the wires went behind the dash, but the receiver was placed in a holder, and stuck onto the windshield.

    The guy smashed my driver's side window and just yanked it out (joke's on him, though. My subscription was about to expire.) The asshole took my backpack, too, full a' books that I had rented from the University bookstore. Had to pay for 'em.

    I haven't figured out anything else to do aside from, as others have suggested, removing anything that might tempt some stick from gettin a hard-on for your particular vehicle.

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    Veteran Kai's Avatar
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    Take anything you don't want stolen out of your car.

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    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    go yourself... that's what you should do DiK.

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    lol dok lol bump
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    So what should I do?
    a couple of things

    1. Get laid
    2. get a new troll

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    lol dok lol bump
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    go yourself... that's what you should do DiK.
    stop spamming the thread you skinny got

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    Abe Lincoln, NlGGA Kyle Orton's Avatar
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    a couple of things

    1. Get laid
    2. get a new troll
    hi Tacker

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    Abe Lincoln, NlGGA Kyle Orton's Avatar
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    stop spamming the thread you skinny got
    koriwhat > tacker

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