Lets try with this:
R.C.: Hi, I'm looking for a big man and you have some, want to trade?
Other team's GM: Sure, who are you interested in?
R.C.: I want player X (7ft 260lbs 15ppg 10rpg).
OTGM: We don't want to get rid of him but what do you offer?
R.C.: Everyone is up for discussion outside of my big3. How about Bonner and Hill?
OTGM: mmm Sounds good but I'm actually looking for SF and you only have RJ, he costs too much and you don't have good draft picks to sweeting the deal. How about I throw Horrible Contract and Bad at ude and you give me Blair too?
Funny post , but um... How do u NOT pull the trigger if you're RC on this deal bruh? .... A 7fter who's avg 15 and 10 next to Timmy. Plus we still have our big 3, Neal, dice, splitter, Anderson, and RJ?... And we lose Pops BONER?.. I know what u meant but the deal u threw out is a GO.
R.C.: I don't think I like that.
OTGM: Yeah I know but I want to get rid of them so bad, plus the money doesn't match. Any other offers? No? Ok, good luck.
R.C.: Wait, how about we include a third team? I heard LotteryBound team is doing a firesale, would you be interested in any of its players?
OTGM: Maybe their starting SF but he is too expensive and I want to get under the Luxury tax.
R.C.: Ok, Call me if you find anyone willing to get involved.
OTGM: See you.
Now imagine 100 calls going like this a day...
Meanwhile Gregzilla: The Spurs have dropped the ball!