It's simple.
Do your civic duty.
I was summoned for jury duty on March 7th and I don't want to go, I don't meet any of the requirements that'd make me exempt from not attending so I have to go or else I'm going to get a fine. What are some good ways to keep them from picking me?
It's simple.
Do your civic duty.
I'm not sayin' I would do this....but...
show up....and when they describe the case to you and ask you questions...
just completely slam the accused and say he is guilty automatically due to ...
being gay, being white, being black, being a woman, being a man-whatever...
show yourself to be a bigoted biased jury member and they will kick you out...
Shoot yourself in the face. And for your mother's sake, keep it off the upholstery. It's a to get out.
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http://news.cnet.com/1606-2-50083502.html Tweet your way out of Jury Duty.
3:46 mark.
If it's anything besides a violent crime, give the person an innocent verdict.
Move out of the city
I've never gotten to do jury duty... am I missing anything?
I've heard that that doesn't really work, it's commonly used, and they don't go for it.show up....and when they describe the case to you and ask you questions...
just completely slam the accused and say he is guilty automatically due to ...
being gay, being white, being black, being a woman, being a man-whatever...
show yourself to be a bigoted biased jury member and they will kick you out...
commit a felony
Rub your crotch incessantly while selection is going on, and squirm in your chair. When they ask you what's wrong, tell them that you are a masturbation addict and must pleasure yourself hourly, no matter what, and will court recess be granted for you to do so.
Well, of course, you have to play the part intelligently...
I don't mean just spout off some racist crap...but subtly show a little of your bias (or pretend bias) until the prosecutor...or defendants lawyers get a little uncomfortable with you...
believe me...if any of the lawyers think you are definitely going to hurt their case...they won't want you...
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oh im sorry...
i thought this was America!!
stupid in lazy ass moochin hoochin coochin . if you dont like it, you can gettttttt out!
1.) Check the box on the back of the form that says you can't read or write and mail it back.
2.) If you get picked, tell the attorneys you did jail time with the defendant. They will dismiss everyone.
Just don't go. They do not send the summons via certified mail so they have no way to prove you even received it.
If you want a real answer:
Show up. Tell them very calmly and honestly that you have strong political views, many that might run contrary to the law and that you support the process of jury nullification for any number of potential reasons. Tell them that without knowing the details of the prosecuting and defending arguments, you have no idea whether you'll be interested in upholding the law.
If you show up and are honest in saying that you want no part of being there and would happily demonstrate bias in disregard to the law and facts of the case, they'll shake their heads, but wouldn't ever put you on the jury.
Better than pretending to hate black people.
Sorry - why can't you just do your civic duty?
just think what you can do with that $6 per day
(minus parking, lunch, and gas)
Just say its against your religon to judge anybody, that's what these three ladies said and didn't get picked. I jowever didn't speak up and kept quiet and got picked.
do your civic duty for once in your miserable life
Doing civic duty would cost me money, and that's my little girls money, so I would do whatever it takes to get out of jury duty.
I like the answer balli gave.
I have the same ing problem, being a student in California doesnt excuse you from going, wtf. I got called for april 4th.
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