Brewer? Nope. Pavlovic? No as well.

**Donnie Nelson** · 03-01-2011

Mavs fans, the time has come to add the final piece to the puzzle. And as the le of this thread says, it won't be Corey Brewer or Sasha Pavlovic.

Let me ask you something? Would you rather have a youthful, defensive minded wingman with athletic ability and 3 point shooting ability? Or.....would you rather have an experienced veteran who may not be able to run, jump, shoot, or play defense, but can bring a veteran presence onto the court?

It was a rhetorical question, everybody would want the crafty veteran. And that's what we're planning on bringing to the Dallas Mavericks.

It's true, we did have interest in Brewer or Pavlovic as a last ditch desperation move. But then, after weeks of drunk dials and begging him, we finally convinced Jerry Stackhouse to return to the NBA. Miami's loss is our gain.

With his veteran leadership back on the court, we can expect a return to the NBA Finals, this time winning the whole thing! Even as he misses shot after shot, turns the ball over, and let's his man blow by him for nonstop layups, his crafter veteran presence will bolster the team to overcome those setbacks!

I swear, I don't know how I do it time after time. It's like I can't help myself. I'm just a ing genius of an NBA executive. And I just bought a year's supply of Extenze. Best NBA season ever!