Has Midget ever picked up a basketball in his life?

[midnightpulp]

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Okay:

"Yeah, my name's history2b, and I just post a couple times per day while midnightpulp is on here day and night and has an encyclopedic knowledge of Spurstalk."

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Makes all the sense in the world right now.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Meanwhile

You've changed every facet of your iden y around this troll thread....

No, you don't take this forum too seriously. This is all normal behavior.

[midnightpulp]

Makes all the sense in the world right now.

Verb
to save face
(idiomatic) To take an action or make a gesture intended to preserve one's reputation or honour.
He tried to convince himself that he didn't get trolled, to save face.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Verb
to save face
(idiomatic) To take an action or make a gesture intended to preserve one's reputation or honour.
He tried to convince himself that he didn't get trolled, to save face.

I'm proud that I enabled you to add another dimension to your cyber life on Spurstalk. You gotta new sig, new avatar and cool little pictures you got to post today.

All things considered, I'd say you won.

I'm limited over here. I can't have a cool sig and avatar like you. You get to reinvent yourself here everyday just to mask the fact that you're 3 foot 9 and never picked up a basketball in your life.

[midnightpulp]

I'm proud that I enabled you to add another dimension to your cyber life on Spurstalk. You gotta new sig, new avatar and cool little pictures you got to post today.

All things considered, I'd say you won.

I'm limited over here. I can't have a cool sig and avatar like you. You get to reinvent yourself here everyday just to mask the fact that you're 3 foot 9 and never picked up a basketball in your life.

[Magic2Kobe]

Midget, your pathetic. The reason your like this is because you can't stand the fact that the Lakers are better than Spurs and posters like history2b and Kool rub it in your face.

Grow up.

[midnightpulp]

Oh I've succeeded.

You're unraveling in this thread is proof.

[ElNono]

Keep going dude...please...I couldn't care less about you and your Lakers. Because the only thing that matters is the recording studio in my house, the paid for vehicle in my driveway, and the 3 bedroom house I have at the age of 29. Accuse me of never having played basketball all you want, but while you're still at home in your mom's basement, I actually do something with my life. The name's Midnightpulp..nice to meet you. If you ever want some land in the Texas hill country, or need a studio to record, look me up.

[ElNono]

Phase 1 (where the marks are completely clueless as to how hard their asses are being trolled, and go along ignorantly thinking they are owning the conversation) appears to be wrapping up.

Now begins Phase 2 (where the marks realize there's a big joke that they aren't in on, and will now try to play it off either with (a) massive insults about what big internet nerds everyone else is, or (b) that they knew all along and were reverse trolling).

Enjoy everyone.

tbh, this should be on the FAQ of the site...

[midnightpulp]

tbh, this should be on the FAQ of the site...

And history2b probably still wouldn't read it, cause you know, he often walks away and reads bits and pieces of things when he comes back.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

And history2b probably still wouldn't read it, cause you know, he often walks away and reads bits and pieces of things when he comes back.

There's no chance I would read it.

You on the other hand would not only read it you might even get a tattoo inscribed only to claim you don't take the forum too seriously and spend little to no time here.

[midnightpulp]

There's no chance I would read it.

You on the other hand would not only read it you might even get a tattoo inscribed only to claim you don't take the forum too seriously and spend little to no time here.

Sick burn.

[Jt.ONE]

greatest thread i've read in a while haha

[Bill_Brasky]

If I could describe this thread in one picture......

[LnGrrrR]

There's no chance I would read it.

You on the other hand would not only read it you might even get a tattoo inscribed only to claim you don't take the forum too seriously and spend little to no time here.

It's a good thing you don't take this forum serious enough to respond to numerous posts in this thread, even after you found out he was trolling. The holier than thou posts really hammer home the "not so serious" message/persona.

[cnyc3]

MNP

[Leetonidas]

history2b:

[TipsytheLurker]

Oh my. History, I know you honed your skills for 12 years on espn.com but after reading this , maybe a few more years in the minnow pond may do you some good.

I was not tuned into the inside joke, but it was obvious on page one. You began to catch on about page 6.

I still don't think that ignorant kool understands what's going on.

[TipsytheLurker]

kool is an INCREDIBLY stupid human being

Dumbest mother er with any credibility I've ever encountered on a message board.

[Koolaid_Man]

Oh my. History, I know you honed your skills for 12 years on espn.com but after reading this , maybe a few more years in the minnow pond may do you some good.

I was not tuned into the inside joke, but it was obvious on page one. You began to catch on about page 6.

I still don't think that ignorant kool understands what's going on.

He's all the woman I suspected him of being...I don't believe in trolling....the silly rules of engagement don't apply to Kool...If I beleive you're a guess what...you're a ...you can claim troll all day long...Midget and many of you can hide behind the troll game as you wish nothing changes the fact that you get sick at the thought of me...

[midnightpulp]

It's a good thing you don't take this forum serious enough to respond to numerous posts in this thread, even after you found out he was trolling. The holier than thou posts really hammer home the "not so serious" message/persona.

Boom:

[TipsytheLurker]

He's all the woman I suspected him of being...I don't believe in trolling....the silly rules of engagement don't apply to Kool...If I beleive you're a guess what...you're a ...you can claim troll all day long...Midget and many of you can hide behind the troll game as you wish nothing changes the fact that you get sick at the thought of me...

I don't get sick at the thought of uneducated inner city teens playing on the internet. I look for ways to influence US policy so there are fewer of you.

[midnightpulp]

I don't get sick at the thought of uneducated inner city teens playing on the internet. I look for ways to influence US policy so there are fewer of you.

Like lobbying for more coat hangers to be made available to crack s?

That's a bill I can get behind.

[TipsytheLurker]

Like lobbying for more coat hangers to be made available to crack s?

That's a bill I can get behind.

Nah. he has potential. He clearly wants to engage. He's just not intelligent enough to communicate. Gutting education will only create more of his kind.

At least history and luva can comprehend what's going on around them. This er is lost. The only way to address this issue is education.