***Official Hottest Wife/GF thread***

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Hobbits are six feet tall?

Or is the fact that I'm hiking supposed to be some sort of sick burn?

Cmon, really break it down for me. Not all of us are blessed with the basketball analyzing skills the Gods bequeathed to you.

Hiking is normal.

So your wife was cool scaling this massive mountain carrying the lil one in hand but not you, no, you needed a stick.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

You seem to be implying that I fancy myself some kind of pseudo-intellectual wordsmith, which you called me yesterday, thus your sarcasm is poking fun at the way I think highly of myself, an opinion you don't think is justified. Thing is, I give my opinions in no uncertain terms just like any number of other posters here. Claiming 'wordsmith' status? You are basing this on nothing other than, apparently, as a complement to my writing and reasoning abilities. if they come across as 'wordsmithy' it is only on the merit of my writing and ideas, not by some self-proclomation. Thanks for the kind words.

A swing and a miss.

You fall for bait so easily it's not even funny. Someone as psychologically deranged and egotistical as yourself naturally would think such a thing.

I think your writing skills are B grade at the absolute best.

[LnGrrrR]

Hiking is normal.

So your wife was cool scaling this massive mountain carrying the lil one in hand but not you, no, you needed a stick.

So let me get this straight.

What's uproariously funny is that I'm using a walking stick, and my wife is not, right? That's what you're going with? Stick smack?

[LnGrrrR]

Also, you didn't quite explain the "hobbit" smack. Care to elaborate on that one? You did have a reason, I'm assuming.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

So let me get this straight.

What's uproariously funny is that I'm using a walking stick, and my wife is not, right? That's what you're going with? Stick smack?

Indeed.

Well that and the fact that you look like a complete bag. I gave you more credit I suppose.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Also, you didn't quite explain the "hobbit" smack. Care to elaborate on that one? You did have a reason, I'm assuming.

at your insecurity.

[LnGrrrR]

at your insecurity.

Hm, curious. I'm merely trying to understand what you are getting at.

Using my awesome Internet Psychiatry skills, I'd have to say you are projecting your own insecurity about your failed insult back at me. You've just realized your "hobbit" insult makes no sense, and so you're resorting to diversions to try to detract from your nonsensical quip.

Of course, Internet Psychoatry tells us the real reason you used the word "hobbit" is because you yourself obviously suffer under the "shortman" syndrome, which perfectly explains your need to claim superior basketball knowledge on the Internet.

Might I suggest you try a different line of insults? These few are pretty much dead on arrival.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Hm, curious. I'm merely trying to understand what you are getting at.

Using my awesome Internet Psychiatry skills, I'd have to say you are projecting your own insecurity about your failed insult back at me. You've just realized your "hobbit" insult makes no sense, and so you're resorting to diversions to try to detract from your nonsensical quip.

Of course, Internet Psychoatry tells us the real reason you used the word "hobbit" is because you yourself obviously suffer under the "shortman" syndrome, which perfectly explains your need to claim superior basketball knowledge on the Internet.

Might I suggest you try a different line of insults? These few are pretty much dead on arrival.

It wasn't complicated... Hobbits in Lord of the Rings carry sticks while hiking up mountains.

You erroneously took this at "height smack" because you're an insecure little .

Relax , it's just a message board.

[LnGrrrR]

It wasn't complicated... Hobbits in Lord of the Rings carry sticks while hiking up mountains.

You erroneously took this at "height smack" because you're an insecure little .

So your smack is based off an obscure passage in a novel? Might want to go more mainstream next time.

Relax , it's just a message board.

I am relaxed. It's hard to get ruffled by someone using Lord of the Rings smack. But I give you full permission to use this awesome story about how hard you owned me next time you go LARPing with all your friends.

LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!

[ohmwrecker]

This is, without a doubt, the lamest internet argument I have ever read.

[midnightpulp]

This is, without a doubt, the lamest internet argument I have ever read.

And history2b supplied 100% of the lame.

[LnGrrrR]

This is, without a doubt, the lamest internet argument I have ever read.

Careful Ohm. history2b might insult you using a "Turkish Delight" reference from the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

[djohn2oo8]

lol history2b

[Beau]

You're adorable, the fact that me thinking that makes you wanna jerk off... not so much.

Look, Jaspers, I know you've heard this plenty and I really don't want to have to do this to you yet again, but I don't like you like that. And, to be frank, I find that kind of reaction unsettling, at a minimum.

If you're not gonna be able to control your urges, I'm afraid I'll just have to cease our back and forths. You just had to go and ruin a good thing, didn't you, Jaspers?

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

LnGrrrR is a quick one.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

My personal sucker is winning.

[Beau]

Jaspers, I don't think I saw Midnight write that. Link?

[apalisoc_9]

He's not Asian.

How does one person fail so much, so often?

And why do you keep shirtless pics of your y friend in your photobucket account? You guys must be awful close.

he Sure does look asian to me. His eyes are more than than mine, and i'm half asian.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Jaspers, I don't think I saw Midnight write that. Link?

He might be suffocating / hyperventilating.

[ginobili's bald spot]

he Sure does look asian to me. His eyes are more than than mine, and i'm half asian.

You have some nerve showing your face ITT at this point.

[apalisoc_9]

at your insecurity.

I'll be Real, This is one thing I'm sure Lngrr has. In Jesus, allah, budahs name, He is using spurtalk as his facebook den.

attention . LMAOL

[LnGrrrR]

he Sure does look asian to me. His eyes are more than than mine, and i'm half asian.

Here, educate yourself.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blepharophimosis

[Beau]

He might be suffocating / hyperventilating.

And that would prevent you from providing the link, how?

I don't want to believe you're making stuff up, Jaspers. Please don't let me down...

[apalisoc_9]

You have some nerve showing your face ITT at this point.

It is a message board.


Seriously, It's a sad case when people start taking things as serious as the losers in here...

Must have a suckky life

[LnGrrrR]

I'll be Real, This is one thing I'm sure Lngrr has. In Jesus, allah, budahs name, He is using spurtalk as his facebook den.

attention . LMAOL

Says the "You guys wifes are 6's, I 10s!" guy