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  1. #26
    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    You got my money you liar, KW?
    mentiroso!

    puto, you ain't getting from no one. keep playin' the game.

  2. #27
    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    i will never understand how that's some sort of diss to me by posting my name around ST? feel badass now do you little high school MavDynasty?

  3. #28
    The Dude minds DPG21920's Avatar
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    Hi everyone! I am your host DPG and I want to welcome you to CALF TATS OR CAR MATS

    This is the show where I show you two pictures. You have to guess which one is a car mat and which one is a calf tat. Get it right and you get a prize. Get wrong and uh-oh, you're a !

    Lets play!

    Can you tell which one is which:

    A)

    B)


  4. #29
    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    I'm not dissing you, tbh. I'm your friend.
    i don't care for nazis... i don't care for dirk... i don't care for the mavs... and i don't care for you.

  5. #30
    Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro Muser's Avatar
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  6. #31
    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    A) calf tats
    B) carmat


    I want a prize
    don't hold your breath, just like kool, dpg ain't gonna pay up.

  7. #32
    Abe Lincoln, NlGGA Kyle Orton's Avatar
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    Hi everyone! I am your host DPG and I want to welcome you to CALF TATS OR CAR MATS

    This is the show where I show you two pictures. You have to guess which one is a car mat and which one is a calf tat. Get it right and you get a prize. Get wrong and uh-oh, you're a !

    Lets play!

    Can you tell which one is which:

    A)

    B)


  8. #33
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  9. #34
    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    beloved Ghazi! you can be a part of my happening. you don't even have to pay $250. I'll PM you later with details.

  10. #35
    Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro Muser's Avatar
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    idk what's better, the return of koriwhat being bukkaked by the whole board or the fight between DPG and ohmwrecker upstairs.

  11. #36
    The Dude minds DPG21920's Avatar
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    A) calf tats
    B) carmat


    I want a prize


    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, wow! Just before the buzzer. What do we have for them??!!!!!!!!



    Amazing! Congrats on winning Calf Tats or Car Mats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. #37
    The Dude minds DPG21920's Avatar
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    idk what's better, the return of koriwhat being bukkaked by the whole board or the fight between DPG and ohmwrecker upstairs.
    Muser, either way, I am a part of all that is good. Ohm bot bukkaked worse than KW.

  13. #38
    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    don't hold your breath, just like kool, dpg ain't gonna pay up.

    correction...I paid him alright....straight up the ass....full of cash....


    but i won't pay again...

  14. #39
    The Dude minds DPG21920's Avatar
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    A preview of next weeks Calf Tats or Car Mats.................

    A)

    B)

    This will be the toughest, most nail biting episode ever!!!!!!!!!!! Tune in.

    This is DPG and as always "may your ink never run dry and your car carpets never get dirty".

  15. #40
    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    the cowboys! football!

  16. #41
    The Dude minds DPG21920's Avatar
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    You'll just have to tune in next week KW.

  17. #42
    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    You'll just have to tune in next week KW.
    no i won't because after tomorrow, i am back on hiatus from ST.

  18. #43
    The Dude minds DPG21920's Avatar
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    no i won't because after tomorrow, i am back on hiatus from ST.
    No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. #44
    calfs & tats! Calf Tats's Avatar
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    holy is calf tats unbanned?

    I'm still here

  20. #45
    The Dude minds DPG21920's Avatar
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    [KW:] Gotta keep
    One jump ahead of the s!
    One swing ahead of the forum
    I steal only what I can't afford
    ( That's Everything! )

    One jump ahead of the lawmen
    That's all, and that's no joke
    These guys don't appreciate I'm broke

    [Crowd:] Riffraff! Calf Tat! Scoundrel! Take that!

    [KW:] Just a little laugh, guys

    [Crowd:] Rip on him, look at the calf tats, guys

    [KW:] I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
    You're my only friend, calf taaaaaaaaats!

    [Crowd:] Who?

    [Ladies:] Oh it's sad KW hit the bottom
    He's become a one-man rise in lol's
    I'd blame arm tats, except he hasn't got 'em

    [KW:] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
    Tell you s! about it when I got the time! s!

    One jump ahead of the MavKrew
    One skip ahead of my doom
    Next time gonna use a nom de plume
    One jump ahead of the Moderators
    One hit ahead of the flock
    I think I'll take a stroll around the block in my caprissssssssssssssssss!

    [Crowd:] Stop, Calf Tats! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal! Secretary!

    [KW] Let's not be too hasty

    [Lady:] Still I think he's rather pasty

    [KW:] Gotta tat to live, gotta practice to tat
    Otherwise we'd get along

    [Crowd:] Wrong!

    [KW:] One jump ahead of the bump
    (Vandal!)
    One hop ahead of the hump
    (Calf Tat!)
    One trick ahead of disaster
    (Scoundrel!)
    They're quick, but its the internet so who cares!
    (Take that!)
    Here goes, better show off my legs
    Wish me happy posting
    All I gotta do is tat.

  21. #46
    Abe Lincoln, NlGGA Kyle Orton's Avatar
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    no i won't because after tomorrow, i am back on hiatus from ST.
    Gee I wonder why

  22. #47
    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    then what's the ing point of banning it at all? fail by kori imho
    "calf tats" was banned, but then people were complaining that you couldn't type "stats"

  23. #48
    frodo
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    calftat lives with cannibals he tattooed the spurs to disgust the cannibals so as to avoid being eaten.

  24. #49
    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    calftat lives with cannibals he tattooed the spurs to disgust the cannibals so as to avoid being eaten.
    wtf Rogue?

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    classic rogue

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