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  1. 03-22-2011 #26
    Death In June
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    Cavs - the once hot turned trailer park beauty queen. Eight hundred pounds of flaccid, fish belly cellulite with nine kids bringing home dead, roadside animals for them to eat at night.
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  2. 03-22-2011 #27
    concken
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    Quote Originally Posted by wontstartdumbthreads
    You don't know where your mom is?
    How did you get black status so quickly?
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  3. 03-22-2011 #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBurns
    Ahhh....forgot how much I missed it here.
    All good peeps....good feedback.

    On the one's that totally missed, how would you have changed them?
    I would have left them out all together. Don't need to force each of the teams to fit the joke. just my opinion.
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  4. 03-22-2011 #29
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    Good stuff
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  5. 03-22-2011 #30
    JR3
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    I have kinda bashed this thread so now I'll say something nice. I do appreciate the idea of it - some of them got me laughing, it was just a kill joy reading the rest.
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  6. 03-22-2011 #31
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    Not bad Burns.

    Cavs: Chick you married when you were going through a rough spot, you were way out of her league, you finally realized it, she can now be found outside your home ... camped out in a car 7 days a week.
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  7. 03-22-2011 #32
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    That was pretty good...
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  8. 03-22-2011 #33
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    pretty lame. NBA teams arent really like chicks at all.
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  9. 03-22-2011 #34
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    OP trying too hard, for nothing.
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  10. 03-22-2011 #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBurns
    #Spurs = Faithful chick that cooks the same meals, wears the same outfits, but knows how to do that kinky thing you like
    you've heard her friends call her boring, but you know better
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  11. 03-22-2011 #36
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    Not bad, IMO. I read these on Twitter, kept me entertained for a while.
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  12. 03-22-2011 #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cessation
    OP trying too hard, for nothing.
    if I had to guess, probably for a radio bit in Denver.

    just a guess.
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  13. 03-22-2011 #38
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    No, this post isn't sexist. Not at all. /sarcasm
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  14. 03-22-2011 #39
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    I actually did laugh at the Spurs one. But it's a tough premise to sustain through all the teams.
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  15. 03-22-2011 #40
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    I like the concept
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  16. 03-22-2011 #41
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    be better of pics of women
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  17. 03-22-2011 #42
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    Knicks- Streetwalker whose pimp keeps beating the crap out of her because she over charges.
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  18. 03-22-2011 #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by spurs10
    Knicks- Streetwalker whose pimp keeps beating the crap out of her because she over charges.
    and as soon as you think she's finally free of her pimp, he shows up again and again

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  19. 03-22-2011 #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackjack
    Not bad Burns.

    Cavs: Chick you married when you were going through a rough spot, you were way out of her league, you finally realized it, she can now be found outside your home ... camped out in a car 7 days a week.
    Better than Burns' version.
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  20. 03-22-2011 #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Supergirl
    No, this post isn't sexist. Not at all. /sarcasm

    Boo hoo
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  21. 03-22-2011 #46
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    Half good, Half bad, but the half that was good was fairly entertaining and thoughtful.
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  22. 03-22-2011 #47
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    Awesome!!!!
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  23. 03-22-2011 #48
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    Having to read all those really just reminded me of all the ty teams that are out there...
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  24. 03-22-2011 #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by concken
    How did you get black status so quickly?
    Don't know. Maybe it's my grills.
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    Mavs- the hot stripper who leaves you with blue balls and the shame of finishing yourself off alone in the bathroom.
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