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  1. 03-26-2011 #1
    Axe Murderer
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    so i have a gf (sorta) and i woke up today and there was a short blonde girl that looks like her next to me in bed.......except it wasnt her!!!!!!! and i dont remember how she got here so i kicked her out. i literally rolled over to get out of bed and she was just there,,in my way

    what do i do now?
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  2. 03-26-2011 #2
    jag
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    You should have caught a bj and then told her to leave.
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  3. 03-26-2011 #3
    JamStone
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    What do you do now?

    Umm nothing. Doesn't sound like much of a dilemma. So you may have ed another girl by accident. Oh well. happens. If you don't remember how it happened, then you were probably drunk or high. And under the rulebook, it doesn't count, especially since she looks like your girl. You get a pass.
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  4. 03-26-2011 #4
    Axe Murderer
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    Quote Originally Posted by JamStone
    What do you do now?

    Umm nothing. Doesn't sound like much of a dilemma. So you may have ed another girl by accident. Oh well. happens. If you don't remember how it happened, then you were probably drunk or high. And under the rulebook, it doesn't count, especially since she looks like your girl. You get a pass.


    This. not even sure why i posted it, i guess its because this really is the first time i've had the "wake up next to girl X and have no idea how she got there" experience. i politely told her to gtfo and she complied
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    You guys are so funny for responding to this.
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    Axe Murderer
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    Quote Originally Posted by DPG21920
    You guys are so funny for responding to this.
    f'in A

    the subtle troll goods guy shows up. scro, are you gonna call in when i co-host the mono show?
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  7. 03-26-2011 #7
    Axe Murderer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reinhard Heydrich
    Did you give her 'cab' money or 'bus' money?
    no should i have?
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    Venti Quattro
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reinhard Heydrich
    In this case, no...just a wtf moment where she needed to be gone ASAP.

    Only if she's a steady slampiece on the side do you start to pay her way home...at least that's what a gent like me does.
    Is this what Hitler taught you?
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  9. 03-26-2011 #9
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    she was just helping you do a mega man run without dying and you both feel asleep
    imo
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    Axe Murderer
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    Black ing Swordsman
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  11. 03-26-2011 #11
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    bump have you seen this mario kart video

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    You should have some blood work done...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle Orton
    bump have you seen this mario kart video

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSwordsMan
    she was just helping you do a mega man run without dying and you both feel asleep
    imo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle Orton
    bump have you seen this mario kart video

    Remi is the man, check out his Pacman video
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    This kind of thing happened to me a lot back in the 80's but I would hit again in the morning.
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  17. 03-26-2011 #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle Orton
    bump have you seen this mario kart video

    This is a more dangerous version of Mega64.
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  18. 03-26-2011 #18
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    This dude is insane.
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    this is my favorite tbh
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