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SourceSAN ANTONIO, TX - The San Antonio Spurs have proven so far that age doesn't matter, and now it looks like they're going to have to prove it.
All-star forward and team leader Tim Duncan's ankle sprain against the Golden State Warriors on March 21 has proven to be more serious than initially reported. In a statement released to the press this evening, a team spokesman reported that Duncan will "likely miss the remaining weeks of the season and at least the first and second round of the playoffs".
Dr Jeffrey Kuntstenburger, a geriatric medicine specialist at Southwest General Hospital told reporters that Duncan's ankle "looks like that of an 80-year old" and that Duncan really should think about "having a cup of tea and a good lie down".
"Someone his age should be thanking his lucky stars he's not got Parkinsons' or some ," said Dr Kuntstenberger "I'm surprised he can get up each morning to be quite honest for what it's worth."
Spurs' coach Greg Popovich said he wasn't sure what the solution is to losing the man who boosts the mean age of the Spurs up by 20%, but he said "it sure as ain't going to be that soft-ass useless Brazillian Splitter"
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Southwest General Hospitallike the Spurs would send him there.
um...no offense
Oh well....
Regular season champs biches !!!!!!
"looks like that of an 80-year old" and that Duncan really should think about "having a cup of tea and a good lie down".
Is this guy a troll on Spurstalk?
"looks like that of an 80-year old" and that Duncan really should think about "having a cup of tea and a good lie down".
Is this guy a troll on Spurstalk?
yes usdane good lie down is some new internet meme that everyone will latch onto abuse the out of log onto 4chan and try to find a new meme to spam the internets with
It sure would be nice to have a developed big man to step up in his place
Oh DPGGGGGGGGGGG, you got sum 'splainin to do
You guys are re ed if you believe this.
Stopped reading after the comment about the 80-year old.
Fake
lol
Glad to see at least one person thought this was funny.
tbh i actually thought it was funny
probly because i actually took it serious until i got to the "to be honest, for what it's worth" line
You were glad to see he thought his own thread was funny?
People thinking it was real was the funny bit, numbnuts. I suppose that went over your head too
I agree that the idiots thinking it was real were funny. However, it didn't exactly go over my head considering my first response was calling it fake you idiot. Scroll up.
What I did think was funny was redzero not realizing it was your thread when he was happy to see that you thought it was funny...or did that one go over your head?
lol
I knew that it was his thread, which is why I made the comment.
Well, then I guess that part went over my head. Now I'm confused about what's going over who's head.
making fun of spurstalk is like punching a re
awwwwww, who defaced my headline?
"a geriatric medicine specialist"
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