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    hasta la victoria, siempre cheguevara's Avatar
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    The cat is out of the bag. Lakers feel so powerless they retort to sending their farm team in a kamikaze mission onto the Spurs.
    Here is the leaked operations manual from Lakers front office to the Grizzlies:

    Kamikaze: extracts from a Grizzlies manual. By Phil Jackson and revised by Kobe Bryant
    Exert the best in yourself. Strike an enemy player that is either moored or in the paint. Sink the enemy and thus pave the road for our Laker's victory.

    Where to crash (the enemy's fatal spots)
    When diving and crashing on to a player, aim for a point between the knee and the ankle(s).
    Entering the groin area is also effective.

    At the very moment of impact
    Do your best. Every deity and the spirits of your dead comrades are watching you intently. Just before the collision it is essential that you do not shut your eyes for a moment so as not to miss the target. Many have crashed into the targets with wide-open eyes. They will tell you what fun they had.

    The moment of the crash
    You are two or three metres from the target. You can see clearly the muzzles of the enemy's guns. You feel that you are suddenly floating in the air. At that moment, you see your mother's face. She is not smiling or crying. It is her usual face.

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    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    Grow up, Che.

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    hasta la victoria, siempre cheguevara's Avatar
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    seriously Cully. when is enough enough? First they commit team suicide by giving up Gasol for Kwame. Then they blatantly kamikaze to 8th spot and bowling ball their way out of the 1st round, taking as many Spurs with them as possible.

    What's next? crash their team plane into the Spurs practice facility???

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    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    I won't enable your wild conspiracies, Che. You're a grown man. Act like it.

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    Pop took his brain back. xellos88330's Avatar
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    I won't enable your wild conspiracies, Che. You're a grown man. Act like it.
    Are you sure that you are the one that should be saying that? I am so confused right now.

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    My Favorite Faded Fantasy The Gemini Method's Avatar
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    行ったり来たり、神の風を行きなさい、天に達する可能性があります...

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    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    Are you sure that you are the one that should be saying that? I am so confused right now.
    Bend over. I'll give some f'in' confusion.

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    Veteran Killakobe81's Avatar
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    Bend over. I'll give some f'in' confusion.
    LOL ...cully ...smh

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    The Show Must Go On TE's Avatar
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    Bend over. I'll give some f'in' confusion.
    ya perv

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    Fitness Made Simple John Basedow's Avatar
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    行ったり来たり、神の風を行きなさい、天に達する可能性があります...
    This makes more sense than the OP's post, tbh

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    Devil's son Hooks's Avatar
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    行ったり来たり、神の風を行きなさい、天に達する可能性があります...

    What does this mean? Where the is Rakaruva when you need him...

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    Believe. Mike D's Avatar
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    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    My Favorite Faded Fantasy The Gemini Method's Avatar
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    What does this mean? Where the is Rakaruva when you need him...
    That's one of the saying the Kamikaze pilots used to say during their attacks on the U.S. ships...If it's correct, it means Divine wind carry us to the ancestor's heaven. Needs to be verified though.

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    The Wemby Assembly z0sa's Avatar
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    I won't enable your wild conspiracies, Che. You're a grown man. Act like it.
    Oh, the irony.

    Giuseppe::: 11

    Duncan::: 4

    He rapedPERIOD

    etc

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    Soft Like Twinkie Filling Juggity's Avatar
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    That's one of the saying the Kamikaze pilots used to say during their attacks on the U.S. ships...If it's correct, it means Divine wind carry us to the ancestor's heaven. Needs to be verified though.
    asdf

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    boring is a quality
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    you got no room kid

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    Ur a fkn wanker Venti Quattro's Avatar
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    Props to the Lakers FO for the so-far effective Kamikaze attempt

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