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  1. #1
    The Show Must Go On TE's Avatar
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    This thread should provide some incredible insight.

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    South LA, where it's at.
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    You challenge them to a fight.

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    I love craft beer. Sense's Avatar
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    Oh god...


    I was married to one...

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    $200 cash 4>0rings's Avatar
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    Don't argue with them, ignore them. They HATE that.

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    The Show Must Go On TE's Avatar
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    Oh god...


    I was married to one...
    That had to have sucked.

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    Veteran Sisk's Avatar
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    Oh god...


    I was married to one...
    That sounds like on earth...

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    Z makes you gangsta Tinystarz's Avatar
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    Chicago Bulls
    nothing wrong with it

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Sacramento Kings
    I'm curious to know what qualifies as a "wannabe alpha female," though I'll probably regret asking...

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    Your so smart Online. Frenzy's Avatar
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    I'm curious to know what qualifies as a "wannabe alpha female," though I'll probably regret asking...
    A fem that can do this
    ?

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    Yes I'm a troll. Happy? SourCandy's Avatar
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    A fem that can do this
    ?
    that's gross

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    Knowledge Is Hassle Fpoonsie's Avatar
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    Denton, TX
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    Texas A&M Aggies
    It's weird. I tend to be more attracted to the raging s, even though a "sweet girl" would prolly be better for me.

  12. #12
    Veteran
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    alpha females are naturally attracted to alpha males, so keep these particular snitches in line and they love it

  13. #13
    Pop took his brain back. xellos88330's Avatar
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    San Antonio, TX
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    This reminds me....

    There was this one alpha female that lived in the dorm across from me that I had my eye on. She was rather new, so she didn't quite know my reputation and "social standing" among the enlisted around the dormitory/barracks area. Usually on memorial day weekend I would host a rather large party by a lake a couple hours from the base. This chick shows up looking for the people that invited her and of course it being my party, I greet her. She pretty much ignores me, and is looking at the guys. Then I ask her if she wanted a beer. She replies "I only drink with men taller than me." My buddies heard what she said and quickly got around the party. Everyone pretty much ignored her the whole time. She started walking back to her car, pretty upset apparently, and I yelled out "Hey !!! Want a beer now???" The whole party started laughing at her and she drove off.

    After Memorial Day weekend was over everyone gets back to the dorms and my better friends hang out at my room to drink some more. After they left, I decided to go the the Shopette and see her sitting outside alone. She looks at me and instead of rolling her eyes, like she normally does, she smiles instead. So I roll my eyes at her. After a week of this or so, she shows up at my room and apologizes. She then says that she didn't understand how a little guy like me had that kind of influence. Then I tell her to stick around and she would find out for herself. After that, it was game over. She was ripe for the picking.

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    Pain Strength Happiness ManuBalboa's Avatar
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    Leonard Washington
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    A little town by the name of none of your god damned business.
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    Remind them it's mus and then lettuce.





    jk I prefer mayo

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    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    just trigger some excellence

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    Assert your male dominance and flaunt your chauvinistic behavior without remorse around her until she shuts the up and cooks you something delicious.

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    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    Uzhhorod, Ukraine
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    utbnr, tbh

  18. #18
    silverblk mystix
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    I don't deal with them...I just lose interest.
    Let other guys deal with the drama.

  19. #19
    Your so smart Online. Frenzy's Avatar
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    crofl short people
    Or it could be she was freakin tall...but I doubt that unless she had to hunch over as she walked in.

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    #FreeGiuseppe BlackSwordsMan's Avatar
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    headbutt their ovaries

  21. #21
    Smell The Wallet Soul_Patch's Avatar
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    NW San Antonio
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    San Antonio Spurs
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    UTSA Roadrunners
    Penis slap, to the cheek...

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    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    Lubbock, TX
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    12,596
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    San Antonio Spurs
    This reminds me....

    There was this one alpha female that lived in the dorm across from me that I had my eye on. She was rather new, so she didn't quite know my reputation and "social standing" among the enlisted around the dormitory/barracks area. Usually on memorial day weekend I would host a rather large party by a lake a couple hours from the base. This chick shows up looking for the people that invited her and of course it being my party, I greet her. She pretty much ignores me, and is looking at the guys. Then I ask her if she wanted a beer. She replies "I only drink with men taller than me." My buddies heard what she said and quickly got around the party. Everyone pretty much ignored her the whole time. She started walking back to her car, pretty upset apparently, and I yelled out "Hey !!! Want a beer now???" The whole party started laughing at her and she drove off.

    After Memorial Day weekend was over everyone gets back to the dorms and my better friends hang out at my room to drink some more. After they left, I decided to go the the Shopette and see her sitting outside alone. She looks at me and instead of rolling her eyes, like she normally does, she smiles instead. So I roll my eyes at her. After a week of this or so, she shows up at my room and apologizes. She then says that she didn't understand how a little guy like me had that kind of influence. Then I tell her to stick around and she would find out for herself. After that, it was game over. She was ripe for the picking.
    this post is awesome you unintentionally destroyed yourself in so many ways. Absolutely wonderful!

  23. #23
    Billy Bob
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    I think you should change the "Alpha" with conceited females.

  24. #24
    U Have Bad Understanding Sportcamper's Avatar
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    9,327
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    Los Angeles Lakers
    How do you deal with wannabe Alpha Females?

    You move out of LA!

  25. #25
    U Have Bad Understanding Sportcamper's Avatar
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    Dang...thispego made me ...What is the world coming too?

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