X sack check x

[phxspurfan]

[lefty]

It was about about time NLAC showed up


Since my Montreal Canadiens are battling the Bruins in the NHL.....




the bears !

[Dex]

Here Grizzly Grizzly Grizzly...

[Yorae]

[Greg Oden]

these threads are so gay.

[shelshor]

In

[z0sa]

Here Grizzly Grizzly Grizzly...

[ohmwrecker]

these threads are so gay.

OK, Ginger Bieber . . .

[Ace]

these threads are so gay.

I'm still trying to figure out what the is going on.

[Greg Oden]

I'm still trying to figure out what the is going on.

Obviously rallying around a commander on Spurstalk will prevent the spurs from losing to an 8th seed without their best player.

[spurastic]

Ready and Able

[Matches Malone]

In!!
After the heartless defeat at hands of the Grizzlies, I asked myself what is the best way to kill a bear. As I usually do in situations like this, I referred to almighty source of man knowledge: MANswers. And this is what I found.

How to kill a bear with your bare hands:
Step 1: Go hiking with a friend.
Step 2: Locate bear and calculate the amount of time you have to get prepared.
Step 3: Pull out your survival blade (machetes usually work better for this)
Step 4: Cut off your friend's hands (doesn't have to be a good friend)
Step 5: When the bear charges, jam your friends bare hands down the bear's throat and run like Hades.
Step 6: Get over your guilt by telling yourself that your friend was always looking out for you and he would've wanted it this way.

After a talking about it with Mike, a "friend" of mine from work, he convinced me to look for alternatives somewhere else. Luckily for me, he send me the following clip. It pretty much sums up what NLAC wants from his troops.



Pretty much, nut up or shut up.
If not, we can always go back to the first alternative and use George's hands.

[Slomo]

[cantthinkofanything]

In!!
After the heartless defeat at hands of the Grizzlies, I asked myself what is the best way to kill a bear. As I usually do in situations like this, I referred to almighty source of man knowledge: MANswers. And this is what I found.

How to kill a bear with your bare hands:
Step 1: Go hiking with a friend.
Step 2: Locate bear and calculate the amount of time you have to get prepared.
Step 3: Pull out your survival blade (machetes usually work better for this)
Step 4: Cut off your friend's hands (doesn't have to be a good friend)
Step 5: When the bear charges, jam your friends bare hands down the bear's throat and run like Hades.
Step 6: Get over your guilt by telling yourself that your friend was always looking out for you and he would've wanted it this way.

I don't get Step 5. What's the point of jamming the hands down the bear's throat? Does it slow down the bear just enough to catch your friend and not you? If your friend is slower without hands than you, then don't you just run away after you cut off his hands? No need to risk injury by taking time to try to shove the hands down the bear's throat.
Or if jamming the hands down the throat completely incapacitates the bear, then maybe your friend is alive after all this and you look like an asshole.

[Matches Malone]

I don't get Step 5. What's the point of jamming the hands down the bear's throat? Does it slow down the bear just enough to catch your friend and not you? If your friend is slower without hands than you, then don't you just run away after you cut off his hands? No need to risk injury by taking time to try to shove the hands down the bear's throat.
Or if jamming the hands down the throat completely incapacitates the bear, then maybe your friend is alive after all this and you look like an asshole.

I will just reply for the sake of the argument.
Door #2 is the correct one, Sherlock. Well done.
After shoving your friend's recently cut hands into the bear's throat, the animal will suffocate and die. Hence, you kill the bear with 'bare hands'.
Now, regarding to the friend...he will certainly bleed to death after you have cut both hands. There is no scenario that will allow him to save his life.

Hmmm, there is nothing as demoralizing as explaining a bad joke.

[Yorae]

Obviously rallying around a commander on Spurstalk will prevent the spurs from losing to an 8th seed without their best player.

Go suck your somewhere else gaylord. Pussies not invited here.

[Rummpd]

About Fing time U show up and Medical Corps Commander reporting and expecting triage of many Grizzlies and other bear species tonight so will need to call in Veterarian Corps for back up!

[NewJerSpur]

Btw, there can only be 1 TRUE Grizz, and he plays for the Spurs. Game 1 is over and he's coming out of hibernation. Time to go get it.

[xtremesteven33]

Awesome thread

[spurspokesman]

[pookenstein]

IN!

[Agloco]

these threads are so gay.

Sack Check Private Oden!!!!

[Agloco]

I'm still trying to figure out what the is going on.

I gather you've used this line a lot since second grade. Try to keep up and nut up.

Sack Check!