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  1. #51
    Pop took his brain back. xellos88330's Avatar
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    Yea, it was pretty ed up. Hilarious as though.

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    I love craft beer. Sense's Avatar
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    "I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me."


  3. #53
    Pop took his brain back. xellos88330's Avatar
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    "I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me."



    Nice.

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    I Aint Got No Job Gutter92's Avatar
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    You spent a week going to the "Shopette" (what the is a shopette) rolling your eyes at some chick? You showed her

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    Veteran Halberto's Avatar
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    Short-term solution: make them feel you're not interested

    long-term solution: don't let it become long-term. Nothing worse than a y controlling girlfriend that knows you won't hit her back.

  6. #56
    Pop took his brain back. xellos88330's Avatar
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    You spent a week going to the "Shopette" (what the is a shopette) rolling your eyes at some chick? You showed her
    Shopette is kinda like a convenience store on an Air Force base. I didn't go there for a week. I always went pretty much every day for cigarettes, beer, sodas, gatorade, and other random .

    Her reputation/credibility was already tarnished with the way she treated me. If you have a great circle of friends or whatever, people know you, like you and always want to hang out with you, wouldn't they respond to some random girl they just met with disdain should she insult you right out the box? I didn't need to rub it in and run circles around her pointing and laughing calling her a or flexing my muscles saying I would donkey punch her stupid ass like I did the dorm , or some like that. The damage was done.

    And apparently I did "show her", because she came by my room apologizing to me. I don't work the way most people do as far as finding/making/keeping friends. Everyone wants to be accepted and well-liked. I know this and build a circle with myself at the center. When we all get together and party or whatever, the others don't really know each other very well and the main thing that they have in common is me as a friend. Thus, I naturally become the Alpha without having to force dominance. This is the little Alpha Male (at least mine anyways) game plan. It just so happened that my network spanned most of the enlisted on that base.

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    Fitness Made Simple John Basedow's Avatar
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    And apparently I did "show her", because she came by my room apologizing to me. I don't work the way most people do as far as finding/making/keeping friends. Everyone wants to be accepted and well-liked. I know this and build a circle with myself at the center. When we all get together and party or whatever, the others don't really know each other very well and the main thing that they have in common is me as a friend. Thus, I naturally become the Alpha without having to force dominance. This is the little Alpha Male (at least mine anyways) game plan. It just so happened that my network spanned most of the enlisted on that base.

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    Pop took his brain back. xellos88330's Avatar
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    The Show Must Go On TE's Avatar
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    Alpha women are ing stupid.

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    The Show Must Go On TE's Avatar
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    Alpha women are ing stupid.


    And unbearable.

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    The Show Must Go On TE's Avatar
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    lol somebody got turned down tonight

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    there's no secret formula, the answer to your problems is always raep

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    The Show Must Go On TE's Avatar
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    lol somebody got turned down tonight


    Nah that's not it.


    Wannabe alpha females are es in general at some point. Tonight I just remembered that, crudely.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Nah that's not it.


    Wannabe alpha females are es in general at some point. Tonight I just remembered that, crudely.
    your quote should say alpha females are es in general most of the time. Its a logical fallacy to say they are es at some point cause let's face it ALL women are es

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    The cat won symple19's Avatar
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    can't believe I missed this gold from xellos.


    There's a photo of this guy somewhere around here that makes this even more hilarious

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    If the guy has his together, the woman normally doesn't need or even want to play his role. It's usually when the guy is or becomes a mama's boy sissy or just a lazy, no showering, no job keeping stick that the woman has to put pants on and run the place.

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    SpUrsFan4EteRniTy! howbouthemspurs's Avatar
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    Sometimes you just gotta smack them on the nose for them to sit.

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    Lmao at your wannabe macho little at ude lately

    Id make you ny little , whiteboy
    Shut up infatuated got.

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    Where Everything Happens The Franchise's Avatar
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    Treat those females like the es they are. For some reason they respond well to that.

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    Motivation for me... Stringer_Bell's Avatar
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    The bigger your , the more likely the woman is to not order you around. And if you're not ing her and showing her your , her opinion and at ude don't matter anyway.

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    Dropping fuckin' loads! Nick Manning's Avatar
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    xellos, that first post is epic. kw would be proud.

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    The bigger your , the more likely the woman is to not order you around. And if you're not throat ing and force feeding her your , her opinion and at ude don't matter anyway.
    fify

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    Pop took his brain back. xellos88330's Avatar
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    can't believe I missed this gold from xellos.


    There's a photo of this guy somewhere around here that makes this even more hilarious
    Just trying to become a legend one way or another.

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    This reminds me....

    There was this one alpha female that lived in the dorm across from me that I had my eye on. She was rather new, so she didn't quite know my reputation and "social standing" among the enlisted around the dormitory/barracks area. Usually on memorial day weekend I would host a rather large party by a lake a couple hours from the base. This chick shows up looking for the people that invited her and of course it being my party, I greet her. She pretty much ignores me, and is looking at the guys. Then I ask her if she wanted a beer. She replies "I only drink with men taller than me." My buddies heard what she said and quickly got around the party. Everyone pretty much ignored her the whole time. She started walking back to her car, pretty upset apparently, and I yelled out "Hey !!! Want a beer now???" The whole party started laughing at her and she drove off.

    After Memorial Day weekend was over everyone gets back to the dorms and my better friends hang out at my room to drink some more. After they left, I decided to go the the Shopette and see her sitting outside alone. She looks at me and instead of rolling her eyes, like she normally does, she smiles instead. So I roll my eyes at her. After a week of this or so, she shows up at my room and apologizes. She then says that she didn't understand how a little guy like me had that kind of influence. Then I tell her to stick around and she would find out for herself. After that, it was game over. She was ripe for the picking.
    crofl shopette

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