Shaq Out for Rest of Playoffs

[Muser]

question is .... is boston getting by miami?????

I doubt it, there big man rotations are both pretty ing bad now.

[21_Blessings]

I doubt it, there big man rotations are both pretty ing bad now.

lol "there"
lol dumbass

[picc84]

Who's going to retire Shaqs jersey? Not Buss.

Better not ing be.

[Riddler]

Better not ing be.

"Or else we gonna get massively butthurt and throw a major temper tantrum like our cult leader, Kobe"

[picc84]

Damn right.

[21_Blessings]

Nah, Shaq will get his jersey retired. Buss will just make him sweat a bit first. Probably wait until after Kobe's statue goes up or something.

[Ghazi]

lol "there"
lol dumbass

[Giuseppe]

Kobe was gracious enough to forgive Jackson and gave him a hand down. Kobe will be gracious enough to let Daddy come back as well.

[cobbler]

Who's going to retire Shaqs jersey? Not Buss.

Even with all the bridge burning years ago, I always felt Dr. Buss would swallow his pride and retire Shaqs jersey. I myself have always been against it.

However, Shaq the ingrate had to toss the last match on that bridge by signing with the green puke. Please please please come out of the east so the Big Slug has to sit there and watch what could have been his had he just put in the effort.

No way the Lakers retire his jersey. Not going to happen.

[picc84]

Shaq can come back to the Lakers, Cul. Long as he brings his f'in shinebox with him to spitclean Walton's shoes in the locker. He wants back in the Lakers graces he can start from the s -addled, grime-riddled bottom.

Once Walton's sneakers are nice and shiny, he can start work on Ratliff's walker and Smitty's jello bowl. Then he works up to dusting off Baby Drew's Xbox once a week, keep the OS running nice and smooth. After a few years he can move on to collecting the shavings from Pau's beard on the Staples floor. And eventually he can warm Bean's seat in the broadcast booth when he gets up to take a piss.

Maybe after that.

But probably not.

[Giuseppe]

Shaq can come back to the Lakers, Cul. Long as he brings his f'in shinebox with him to spitclean Walton's shoes in the locker.

Ok, Picc, but, that's the only way.

[quickerblade]

Just put him down. His done. I will guarantee even if he does come back in this years playoffs he will last one quarter, he will get injured again.

Also he has no conditioning at all, he cannot last one quarter. Jermaine O'neal is getting paid well, let him do Shaq's job.

Go away Shaq, you are embarrassing yourself, your 39, you are always injured, dont you get it you en idiot. How many injuries does it take for you to learn that its over, the body can only repair and heal so many times.

Shaq, retire with the little diginity you have left.