OK, what other Bin Laden jokes have you heard?
Guess everyone has heard about the Bin Laden drink, right?
two shots and a splash of water...
so what else have you heard?
Then there was "He should have known better than to bring a wife to a gunfight"...
You could "borrow" from another joke.
What color eyes did OBL have?
Blue. One blew that way. The other blew that'a way.
I can't wait to be told at the airport: "no sir, you can leave your shoes on. Bin Laden's dead."
Here is a joke:
Bin Laden was killed
You think the whole thing was staged?
Oh wait. Does this mean my genitals won't be coddled anymore when flying?
Maybe
Maybe not...........
The OBL drink/bring a wife to a gunfight has me cracking up every time I think of em
i bet the dude wasn't yelling allah ackbar when the seals rushed in. probably ted himself.
LOL... that'll never stop being funny.
Did somebody say "Facebook"?
Father Live-Updated His Facebook Status While Killing His Daughter
You know what's sick and disgusting? As much as I'm a little nauseous about the ZOMG KATE BIN LADEN-MIDDLETON fiasco on my Facebook Newsfeed, this story over status updates makes me want to seriously hurl into the nearest bin.
Ramazan Acar, a 24-year-old father in Melbourne, Australia, announced to Facebook and the rest of the world that he was murdering his only daughter, as he was committing the act. "It's ova I did it," he texted the mother of his daughter, Rac e D'Argent, after he killed his 2-year-old daughter, Yazmina.
“bout 2 kill ma kid,” he posted in a status update right before.
Just three days before, he affectionately posted on Facebook, “Yazmina + Ramzy 4 lyf." He told D'Argent afterwards, “I killed her to get back at you." Acar had been previously banned from seeing Yazmina previously because of a troubled past.
Acar has pleaded guilty to murder, as he rightfully should, for his daughter's death. There's over-sharing, but then there's also just being a sad, sad, pathetic excuse of a human being.
D'Argent reported in a police statement that "If you saw [Yazmina's] face when she saw her dad… She had stars in her eyes when she ran up to him."
that's sick red
Wow way to kill a thread.
Facebook is yet another sign that the apocalypse is upon us
BTW, I'm flying with a full on beard today and perhaps this is merely a coincidence, but this is the first time that I've flown with my "muslim" beard and not had a ty time through security.
"BREAKING: US TERROR ALERT LEVEL RAISED TO "CONFETTI."
"Man, I would NOT want to be 72 virgins right now."
"They should have captured Bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life."
"What did al-Qaida learn from Osama bin Laden's death? Location, location, location."
At least he got to see the royal wedding before he went out.
"Bin Laden must have had his contact info in his PSN [PlayStation] account"
The conspiracy theorists are a joke. I'm sure mouse has one.
There has to be plenty of jokes though.
Wrap a rag around your head and they won't DARE touch you.
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