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avoided getting killed by a falling fan because of a phone call
Got a nice raise for my nice performance at work
avoided getting killed by a falling fan because of a phone call
Yesterday I woke up to find that the 16 gallons that I had just pumped into my gas tank the night before had found its way down my driveway then down the street and had made it all the way two houses down. I got under my truck and despite no visual issues (other than being wet around the area where the fill tube attaches to the stem on the gas tank) I decided to pour about another gallon in the tank. I parked my truck on an incline going towards where the leak presumably was and found that it was leaking from the plastic "weld" where the step is attached to the main tank. I went to the parts store to see if they had something to recommend and they said that all of the stuff they have works best on a flat surface and since this was on a seam they wouldn't recommend patching it. Left the truck at the night drop at the dealer and received a call from them this morning and they told me that GM has a policy on those tanks. $0 parts, $0 Labor.
i left a nice this morning
That's a good one.
I came home last night and watched highlights to find out the Lakers got blown out and swept in 4 by the Mavs, as Artest elevated 5 inches to brick a wide open dunk on the front rim on a fast break, as Bynum continued his idiotic fake tough guy act by elbowing the smallest player on the court in the ribs before taking off his shirt so the Dallas crowd could laugh even more at his man boobs as he walked into the tunnel, and as Lamar went ultra-butthurt as well by hitting Dirk because he can't take losing and also because the following pictures are of his wife:
I went to change my timing belt on my car (recommended at 60,000) I was at 67,000 or so. I heard changing a timing belt is expensive but a whole lot more if you don't. I went to the dealership and he told me you don't have to change it. I was like why..what you mean? He said you timing belt is a chain and you don't have to worry about it for a long time. I left the dealership confused and pleasantly surprised
I unfriended Jesus Christ
Found out today that my best friend (really my 3rd brother) bought me a 3 day pass to Austin City Limits. YEAH! I don't even care who performs, just as long as I get to see good music for 3 days.
The only thing that could make it better is if the rumor I heard (no matter how much of a long shot it is) is true, that Radiohead may headline.
One of the final assignments for a class was me writing a paper about I book I was supposed to read but didn't. It was initially entered into the computer as 18 out of 30 points which made it so I needed a 95 on the final to get an A. I just checked and it was initially entered wrong, I got a 28/30 on it so I only need an 85 on the final to get an A.
9 days from now I will have spent 9 years(married, 10 years total) with someone who is not only my partner in life but my best friend.
Yeah it especially sucks now that most professors post test grades but make it so you have to go to office hours to see your test. I've only bothered to go to office hours twice, and both times there was a grading error.
My divorce became official November 11th of last year.
I had sex with a girl with huge, amazing, glorious, breasts.
wrong damn thread
I woke up.
The results were negative.
Exactly
Although that statement really could have referred to anyone I had sex with before engaging in a monogamous relationship with my current girlfriend because I normally go for busty women.
I can name several:
1. Married my soul mate (2nd time around)
2. Two healthy kids raised to adulthood
3. Never fell for the religious angle
4. My father taught me how to hunt and fish and it's still the best thing going.
5. Got to hold my mothers hand while she passed.
There are others, but if you get those, you are doing pretty good.
I'm up for promotion to senior analyst
I'm up for promotion to senior analyst
tbh I got the vibe you were still in school. What do you do?
Are you an investment banker for Breuster-Keegan?I'm up for promotion to senior analyst
I'm surprised you omitted your Engineering Degree, tbh.
lmao am I that young, or just immature
Nope... not telling LOL
One time I held the door open for a chick after kicking her out of my house at 4AM
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