OFFICIAL All-Time Spurstalk Most Ridiculous Posts Thread

[mouse]

Can you prove God exists

[i MAke GOod POlls]

hopefully if Bynum ever has kids they suffer some serious medical condition and they die before the age of 2

[Axe Murderer]

There's no way this thread can be complete without listing some of Jacob1983's contributions. I'm too lazy to look them all up but this is the one that will forever stand out

White people have been the victims of racism just as much as black people have. Ever heard of the Holocaust

[Nick Manning]

O_V saying Duncan (present-day Duncan) is a better defender than Howard.

MH's reheated pizza rant is up there too.

[Axe Murderer]

tbh I don't really consider O_V's post a true classic because GNSF says like that all the time. I almost want to say that the Spurs form upstairs should be off limits due to the massive amounts of homer bull spewed daily

[mingus]

One of many:

that is pertty ed up. that person is out to lunch.

[Kyle Orton]

I completely forgot about the white people/holocaust post. Ranks near the top.

[mouse]

Any talented quote searchers out there find the following....

Kori admitting being a Suns fan before moving to San Antonio

Chris Duel calling Peter Burns wife a .

Greg More threatening to body slam me at the next gtg.

The GIG post where he had a link to a porno he made with two girls.

koriwhat coming out of the closet.

Manny asking Kori to ban all TRolls.

Tpark bragging he PM'd Kori to let him post after he said he would not post for one year.

DannyT calling Bigzax25 out for stealing that PlayStation deal from him in the buy and sell forum.

Rashofan posting a photo of her juicy s.

And the one guy who said Angel-luv looks like she just saw a huge when her pics are taken at the gtg's


more to come................

[redzero]

Might as well post Koolaid_Man' greatest hits here:

Come here omhwrecker...bend over over let me get tough with you..afterwhich you can exhale...:

I never really liked Gasol anyway... real talk...I always thought he was gay...I accepted him because it was the quickest path to Kobe over Duncan in les but I knew after 08 he was pasty...

why yes you can.... well then let me get outta the way...no need to get violent over ...ride that homie...

Translation = I'm done sucking Mav ...Here I come OKC...where's that schlong....

take a number and head to the back of the line...I got 99 Ho's on my at the moment...

Of course you did...Male pros ution is usually jumping between 12:30- and 3:00am

As for Kool no I didn't have anything going on that night..I'm a playa son....no need to make up pussy...and it was by design...I'm not reckless I pick and choose my spots...

Come again

Did Ghazi authorize you humming his Venereal Diseased ...

I know he's your big daddy but got dayuum....

I just want to know can DPG standing up...Can his reach the pussy...

all he's asking is that you pay to ride his ....

all he's simply asking is for you to get off his ...gotdam is that so ing hard to do...

All Tyson is saying is get off his ...you don't have to write a journal to comply with that do you...If so you're more than I thought...Just get off the man's nut sac...Nutsac...

ohh I paid you alright...you'll never forget what I gave you...it was something beautiful, something special....

Spur fan prove everyday how they truly are...all over their enemies nuts...Since you've started sucking Mav don't stop now...keep on hanging onto Dallas' balls...I'm sure they'll appreciate it....you started down a path and I hope Dallas fan won't let you forget....everytime you talk Dallas fan will now be able to say yeah we skunked the Lakers but you sucked our s....tbh

Luva if you want to send this got into cardiac arrest don't pay him ...watch him call 911 for air....

ohhh really can you control this nut on your face:

I'm giving you what you want and you still can't on me...even after this Laker loss...

You taco eating s are pathetic....

there's gay sex taking place at chumpdumpergaysex.com

that should make you hurry along...

lol Artest resting his on Berea's head...

If they can sustain it then I'll shake....

my at em....

yep that boy got some last night fo sho

Where is midget....that got can't deal with real

This Tyson must got some good before the series

Please..I'm the only reason you guys even have the small balls you do have....I laid the foundation and blueprint and you snotty nose bas s can't live without me...JAg...I'm bigger than you in real life or on ST...Deal with it...


and of we do lose I'll post my photo...in my Avatar....I've been avoiding it cuz I didn't want to create gay ass jerk off material for you gots....

Notice the theme.

[xellos88330]

Might as well post Koolaid_Man' greatest hits here:




















































Notice the theme.

[Nick Manning]

This reminds me....

There was this one alpha female that lived in the dorm across from me that I had my eye on. She was rather new, so she didn't quite know my reputation and "social standing" among the enlisted around the dormitory/barracks area. Usually on memorial day weekend I would host a rather large party by a lake a couple hours from the base. This chick shows up looking for the people that invited her and of course it being my party, I greet her. She pretty much ignores me, and is looking at the guys. Then I ask her if she wanted a beer. She replies "I only drink with men taller than me." My buddies heard what she said and quickly got around the party. Everyone pretty much ignored her the whole time. She started walking back to her car, pretty upset apparently, and I yelled out "Hey !!! Want a beer now???" The whole party started laughing at her and she drove off.

After Memorial Day weekend was over everyone gets back to the dorms and my better friends hang out at my room to drink some more. After they left, I decided to go the the Shopette and see her sitting outside alone. She looks at me and instead of rolling her eyes, like she normally does, she smiles instead. So I roll my eyes at her. After a week of this or so, she shows up at my room and apologizes. She then says that she didn't understand how a little guy like me had that kind of influence. Then I tell her to stick around and she would find out for herself. After that, it was game over. She was ripe for the picking.

[Wild Cobra]

The flag lot was pretty epic.

What can I say. I thought I was doing her a favor. When I saw the picture, I knew immediately how easy it would be for anyone to find.

We all make mistakes. At least it was an honest one. I should have told her first, then proved it if she didn't believe me.

[Nick Manning]

Honest and epic.

[Wild Cobra]

Is it too early to nominate this one?

Be my guest, if you're too stupid to understand that it was already partially quoted earlier. I simply quoted more of the original one I posted so it's in context.

Do you know what IF means?

After the first paragraph, I copied a prior post:

link

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh..
and, what?! no drums?!?!!!!!!!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

remingtonbo2001's post where he said God told him to drop out of college and pursue a career at Express Lube.

That was a good thread.

[Kyle Orton]

That thread had so many hilarious moments, from random posters defending Angel_luv's actions because they for some reason think she's hot, to Whottt bragging about how David Robinson had a really high SAT score.

[mouse]

Redzore scores!

Nice work.


Viva Las Espuelas I was trying to do a sex, drugs, and rock n roll theme.


Anyone have any cool meltdown topics handy? Like when Jim yelled at Duff or when Bigzax told Kori to ban him?

here is a 2003 God topic

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2727


and here are some classics.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/foru...ort=replycount

[Nick Manning]

Redzore scores!

Nice work.


Viva Las Espuelas I was trying to do a sex, drugs, and rock n roll theme.


Anyone have any cool meltdown topics handy?

Just do a kw search

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Almost, in that women's driving thread.

[mouse]

Just do a kw search

I am at work I want to keep my search bar semi sanitary in case my relief sits at the front desk before I can use CCleaner.

some quotes in here.
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20020


Anyone remember longHornE?

[scott]

here is a 2003 God topic

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2727

I miss MadeFromDust's idiocy. I think somewhere he threatened to fight me in that thread.

LOL @ any post by Wild Cobra

[DMC]

Much ado about nothing tbh... too many of you take something out of context or just misquote it and give it a new life that it doesn't deserve. Classic for a 19 year old has about 2 years of compe ion.

LOL @ "classic post"

[mouse]

Blacks sing good.
Walka proud, boy, walka proud.

[DMX7]

No.

Yes, the black surgeon comment is pretty much the standard-bearer right now for pathetic offensive ignorant teabagger racism.