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  1. 05-11-2011 #1
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    This sounds crazy but my wife was shopping at HEB and ran into Matt Bonner in the tampon aisle. She was hesitant to approach him at first because she didn’t know if he was still upset after the first round exit. Luckily he broke the ice to ask her if the Playtex Gentile Glides were simple to use and if he would have trouble using them with his dinosaur arms.

    She took the opportunity to tell him that her husband (ME) is a huge Spurs fan. He thanked her for the kind words and that he has really enjoyed making a lot of money in San Antonio. She asked him his thoughts about what the Spurs could have done to win the series against Memphis. She said that he looked confused and said he really hadn’t thought about it for several weeks.

    Later she ran into him again buying Meow Mix. She said “hi again”. But Matt didn’t recognize her.
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    You know wy too much about tampons.
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    lol makes sense, quality thread, tbh
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  4. 05-11-2011 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by hemann82
    Gentile Glides? are they made of pork?
    The difference is the Kosher Glides are unleavened. That's why they sell so much better. Less chance of a yeast infection.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dbestpro
    You know wy too much about tampons.
    i agree.
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    Now I understand why he's called the Red Rocket.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DunParGin
    Now I understand why he's called the Red Rocket.
    Post of the year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DunParGin
    Now I understand why he's called the Red Rocket.
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    Was he speaking Brazilian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splitman4evah
    Was he speaking Brazilian?
    Matt Bonner in the tampon aisle speaking Brazilian.
    Sounds like a bad acid trip.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cantthinkofanything
    Matt Bonner in the tampon aisle speaking Brazilian.
    Sounds like a bad acid trip.


    came out of nowhere
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    Quote Originally Posted by cantthinkofanything
    This sounds crazy but my wife was shopping at HEB and ran into Matt Bonner in the tampon aisle. She was hesitant to approach him at first because she didn’t know if he was still upset after the first round exit. Luckily he broke the ice to ask her if the Playtex Gentile Glides were simple to use and if he would have trouble using them with his dinosaur arms.

    She took the opportunity to tell him that her husband (ME) is a huge Spurs fan. He thanked her for the kind words and that he has really enjoyed making a lot of money in San Antonio. She asked him his thoughts about what the Spurs could have done to win the series against Memphis. She said that he looked confused and said he really hadn’t thought about it for several weeks.

    Later she ran into him again buying Meow Mix. She said “hi again”. But Matt didn’t recognize her.
    WIN.

    Quote Originally Posted by spurs_fan_in_exile
    The difference is the Kosher Glides are unleavened. That's why they sell so much better. Less chance of a yeast infection.
    Where you been, funny man?

    PS I don't dislike Bonner - he is who he is and he does hios best to maximise his talent. The PROBLEM is that Pop seems to think he's Big Shot Rob.
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    releveant thread, should be voted for thread of the year, imo
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    Quote Originally Posted by hemann82
    Gentile Glides? are they made of pork?
    LMAO. 13 hours later and I finally know what the you guys were talking about. I debated correcting the OP but maybe it's funnier this way. Damn good thing I'm not in charge of packaging or anything important.
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    In the words of Carlos Esteves (aka Charlie Sheen), "WINNING!"
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    THis thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas 2 Step
    Well he was in the perfect Isle, he plays like he uses them so....
    Oh. HA HA HA! I didn't get that until you explained it. Thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cantthinkofanything
    This sounds crazy but my wife was shopping at HEB and ran into Matt Bonner in the tampon aisle.
    I'd like to see you defend Dirk and Z Bo. I'm sure you'd do a much better job, since you don't shop for tampons or own a cat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ajballer4
    Post of the year.
    A joke is post of the year? Seriously ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by YoMamaIsCallin
    Oh. HA HA HA! I didn't get that until you explained it. Thanks.
    Quote Originally Posted by YoMamaIsCallin
    A joke is post of the year? Seriously ?
    Apparently, you do need the joke explained.
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  22. 05-12-2011 #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by YoMamaIsCallin
    I'd like to see you defend Dirk and Z Bo. I'm sure you'd do a much better job, since you don't shop for tampons or own a cat.
    OK Matt. Calm down. Just conveying some info to the board here.
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    bumping for the poster wondering where he might run into Bonner
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