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  1. 05-17-2011 #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjktkk
    No i'm a proud man, while guys like you get that nasty label of being the 'too old dude" in the club.
    Right, I can see how proud someone would be leaving a restaurant every time their wife found out they don't serve diet pepsi
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  2. 05-17-2011 #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSwordsMan
    Good excuse when I turn 50 and got a handful of viagra and a cloth dipped in an yet to be named substance
    Based on most of your posts, you don't need Viagra. You just need a nice pillow under your belly and something to bite.
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  3. 05-17-2011 #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMC
    She doesn't like short guys. Nothing personal. She says you guys are like oompa loompas.
    I'm far from short but I'm joking I don't like fat s. I got a white girl fetish...
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  4. 05-17-2011 #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk4mvp
    Right, I can see how proud someone would be leaving a restaurant every time their wife found out they don't serve diet pepsi
    That's run it's course. It wasn't funny the 1st time. It's not getting better.

    There's probably going to be 2 openings soon.
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  5. 05-17-2011 #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace
    I'm far from short but I'm joking I don't like fat s. I got a white girl fetish...
    Short
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  6. 05-17-2011 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMC
    That's run it's course. It wasn't funny the 1st time. It's not getting better.

    There's probably going to be 2 openings soon.
    I'll take the opinion from someone Kori thinks is a dumbass with a grain of salt.
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  7. 05-17-2011 #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk4mvp
    I'll take the opinion from someone Kori thinks is a dumbass with a grain of salt.
    See this is better. Try harder to be a . The soda thing is lame.
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  8. 05-17-2011 #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMC
    See this is better. Try harder to be a . The soda thing is lame.
    getting cuckolded is always funny.
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  9. 05-17-2011 #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk4mvp
    Right, I can see how proud someone would be leaving a restaurant every time their wife found out they don't serve diet pepsi
    Have you ever had a relationship with a woman, without paying for it? Or women aren't your thing?
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  10. 05-17-2011 #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjktkk
    Have you ever had a relationship with a woman, without paying for it? Or women aren't your thing?
    me calling you a dumbass earlier really upset you.
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  11. 05-17-2011 #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk4mvp
    I'll take the opinion from someone Kori thinks is a dumbass with a grain of salt.
    I bet you got a Dirk fathead plastered on your wall don't you? Is Dirk really your fantasy dream girl?
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  12. 05-17-2011 #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk4mvp
    getting cuckolded is always funny.
    You talking about it isn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk4mvp
    me calling you a dumbass earlier really upset you.
    Lol, yea thats it cool dude.
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  14. 05-17-2011 #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMC
    See this is better. Try harder to be a . The soda thing is lame.
    Shouldn't you be trying to find your daughter?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace
    Shouldn't you be trying to find your daughter?
    There you go. Go right for the or comment and hit as close to home as you can. That's quality trolling right there. Leave the soda part out. Good job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMC
    You talking about it isn't.
    It's obviously working. Every time I post he makes up another fantasy he wishes was true. The least he could do is make one up and stick to it. At this point he's taking the Fabb's route of smack talking.
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  17. 05-17-2011 #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMC
    There you go. Go right for the or comment and hit as close to home as you can. That's quality trolling right there. Leave the soda part out. Good job.
    The short joke wasn't funny the first time, try something else.
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  18. 05-17-2011 #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk4mvp
    It's obviously working. Every time I post he makes up another fantasy he wishes was true. The least he could do is make one up and stick to it. At this point he's taking the Fabb's route of smack talking.
    It's not amusing to me though. I'm what counts out here, not your ing TV show or your ing casino.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMC
    There you go. Go right for the or comment and hit as close to home as you can. That's quality trolling right there. Leave the soda part out. Good job.
    I'm sure some black dude is balls deep in that right now. You should be out looking for her...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk4mvp
    The short joke wasn't funny the first time, try something else.
    I only said it once... ??

    Wow you are rattled.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace
    I'm sure some black dude is balls deep in that right now. You should be out looking for her...
    I would wait for him to finish. Why that up?

    Way to quote me twice... get yo game on son.
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  22. 05-17-2011 #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMC
    I only said it once... ??

    Wow you are rattled.
    great quote edit after you realized how lame it was.
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  23. 05-17-2011 #48
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    so how do i join DMC's crew?
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  24. 05-17-2011 #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk4mvp
    great quote edit after you realized how lame it was.
    Dude you ing quoted me and responded. What the are you talking about.
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  25. 05-17-2011 #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheNextGen
    so how do i join DMC's crew?
    Pragmatic responses and lots of ass kissing.

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