The only thing that "raptured" today was the financial lives of all those idiots who believed that dumbass.
Damn.
The rapture must have come. I went to buy some more coffee, and the store I went to was closed.
The only thing that "raptured" today was the financial lives of all those idiots who believed that dumbass.
crofl "stupider"
I spent the rapture shooting an 88 at Crandon Park. I suck at golf, so that was an amazing round by my standards![]()
Here comes the rapture lawsuits. CROFL only in America.
The Rapture just happened over here on the North Side. I'm floating up looking down at all the traffic...this is nice...really....Oh look, I see some little chavalones on the west side hoopin it up..Bye little vatos! Oh well..I'm hungry, hope they have dinner ready in Heaven. Almost there...See you guys soon, well.......some of you.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwux3dzdgzk
do they have tacos too?
isn't that what the theory of relativity is for? Equating energy to mass? But you probably didn't know that so you're welcome for the free lesson
rapture means the good people (approx. 7700 people if you believe the Bible) leave the Earth so they don't have to endure the -on-earth that is to come. if you're still here, get ready for
who's gonna miss 7700 people world-wide? more people than that die daily. we really could be in the end times and not even know it. yet.
pray for mercy, sinners. is coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah uh if 7700 people just vanished I'm sure people would notice.
7700 divided by all of the cities/states/nation/continents in the world? that's like an average day for Nancy Grace.
About 70,000 die in the world every day
, I'm still alive.
He died so that we could all be saved.
edit - crap too late.
Because his dad was an unreasonable bag.
edit - crap too late.![]()
It happened...and here are the pics to prove it!
http://mashable.com/2011/05/21/raptu...ashable%29&utm
how are these religious re s gonna spin this? and dumb followers still believing a white man with a beard is watching over us?
How many are there?
I'll bet of the very devoted religious, that less than 0.01% believed this prediction
well statement two was more toward every religion
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