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I found this very funny! This is a guy not afraid to tell us how he really feels.
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O'Bama? Oh puh-lease!
By James Delingpole
Last updated: May 23rd, 2011
Ah Bejaysus and Begorrah! Oi’ll be swearin’ boi the auld shrine to the Vorgin with the shamrocks growin’ round it next to the hill where Cuchullain slew the Great Leprechaun of Kildare on St Patrick’s Day that Barack Seamus O’Toole Flaherty Joyce O’Bama is the most Irish US president that ever set foot on the Emerald Oisle, so he is, so he is.
Except, when he’s in Africa, of course, when he disappears into the dry ice and re-emerges with a grass skirt and a bone through his nose and declares himself to be Mandingo, Prince of the Bloodline of the Bonga People, Drinker of Cattle Urine, Father of A Thousand Warrior Sons, Keeper of King Solomon’s Mines, Barehanded Slayer of Lions, Undaunted Victim of the Evil Colonial British Empire.
And in the Middle East, where he is Al-Barak Hussein Obama, Protector of the Holy Shrine, Smiter of the Kuffar, Lion of the Desert, Tent-Loving-Aficionado-of-the-Oversweetened-Coffee, Chomper of Sheeps’ Eyeballs, Restorer of the Caliphate.
Etc.
Tony Blair used to do this trick too, his accent mutating from broad Glaswegian to genteel Edinburgh to Mummerset to Estuary to Richard E Grant to Sarf London Grime – often in the course of one Downing Street reception – the better to persuade his target audience that he was their kind of guy. And it is, of course, the hallmark of an unutterable charlatan.
I’ve argued before that Tony Blair and Barack Obama have an awful lot in common. Both are lawyers; both are snake-oil-salesman; both claim to be post-partisan, and Third Way and consensual; both play the acceptable, moderate-seeming public face of a regime chock full of Communists, class warriors, single issue rabble rousers, malcontents, communitarians and eco-loons bent on destroying every last vestige of what once made their country great. And both do (or did) the things dodgy political leaders always do when the going gets tough at home and their domestic audience finally wises up to how totally useless they are: they hop on the plane and pose as international statesman instead.
My colleague Damian Thompson appears to be under the impression that Obama is a great guy because he said nice things about the Queen. Look, I think the Queen’s great too, but did it really not occur to my distinguished colleague (and editor) that there might have been a hint of an ulterior motive here? Obama can’t stand Britain (his wife likes us even less): he made that clear enough when he sent back Winston Churchill’s bust and dissed our Prime Minister with those dodgy DVDS. He blames us for what happened to his grandfather during Mau Mau. He doesn’t believe in the Special Relationship. Are we honestly supposed to believe in that during the subsequent year in office, Obama has since acquired such wisdom and insight that he suddenly realises how special we are?
Of course he hasn’t. Obama is just doing now what all bullies and losers start doing when they realise how unpopular they are and that everyone is abandoning them. They suck up to anybody and everybody. They themselves piteously before enemies they once considered beneath their contempt. Fain will they fill their bellies with husks that swine eat – but which no man will give them: and serve them jolly well right, too!
By all means let us enjoy watching Obama smarm and grovel and ingratiate himself like some presidential Uriah Heep. But for heaven’s sake let us never give him the benefit of the doubt. He’s a cold fish and would certainly never show any mercy towards us were the roles to be reversed.
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Obama hurts butts worldwide.
where did you get this? in your trailer park?
I thought you were leaving?
It's on the Drudgereport - so MILLIONS of people will see it. I read it there and posted it here... didn't get it in an email.
1st time I've posted anything in 2 weeks. Just wanted to pop in and jerk some chains.
You shouldn't lie about leaving. Its not very Christian to lie.
I don't particularly agree with the author, but I must admit I found the first few paragraphs quite amusing
yeah1st time I've posted anything in 2 weeks. Just wanted to pop in and jerk some chains.
hopefully someone in here doesn't take offense to the next "so-ignorant-its-insulting" remark you make and says something to offend those fragile sensibilities of yours. God that would just be awful!
When did Obama speak with an Irish accent recently?
Who is James Dingleberry and why should I care that he hates Obama?
He gets a bonus point for the ens allusion, but an Irish novelist would have been more apropos.
O'Bama probably puts Grey Poupon on his sandwiches. Goddamn elitist.
She's a CINO.
Why was a dude ing about the "special relationship" with Britain when Obama was in Ireland?
Did Palin ghost write this?
More from this author:
365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy
Welcome to Obamaland: I've Seen Your Future, and it Doesn't Work
How to be Right: The Essential Guide to Making Lefty Liberals History
Sounds like required reading for Darrin and co...
Would a true Christian really post such a mean spirited article?
what would Bejaysus do?
mEH. gOES WITH COFFEE AND DOUGHNUTS. wELCOME TO COOLER TALK.
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