Dan Crawford officiating tonight

[DeadlyDynasty]

And DeadlyDynasty, my jokes about your crippling gambling addiction, drug addiction and irresponsible parenting came off as condescending? My bad.

It's not a problem if 1) you're winning and 2) you're the house

It's funny to see that you fell for my "3 kids and a crack addiction" post though

[DeadlyDynasty]

jesus christ IM...why so late to the party?

[ohmwrecker]

my beloved thread.. .. derailed

To be fair, the "Mavfan butthurt about Danny Crawford" thread has been exhausted.

[IronMexican]

idk. He posted on dis page, so I said why not son. redzero is my tbh.

[redzero]

Everyone here agrees that you act like a hipster on multiple account.

You mean on the scoffing and the music taste? All two of those things--one of which has absolutely nothing to do with being a hipster, by even the definition you posted--makes me a hipster?

Literally no one thinks I act like a Mav fan.

There are some similarities, just like there are some similarities between me and hipsters.

I listen to "hipster" music. You enjoy watching an NBA team from Texas.

I... well, I can't think of anything else. You... well, I guess the moral here is generalization is stupid.

It's not a problem if 1) you're winning and 2) you're the house

It's funny to see that you fell for my "3 kids and a crack addiction" post though

I don't have a problem with your gambling. I'm just joking around. And judging from your posts, nothing you have ever posted on here would suggest to me that you are a crackhead or that you have a single child.

But I will acknowledge that my posts were CuckingFunt-esque.

[redzero]

http://pitchfork.com/news/42658-reun...-on-new-music/

Ready, brah?

Sup, brah? I was born ready for Godspeed You! Black Emperor.

Also, if you wan't something that is punk/post-rock-like,



listen to this. Leaves Turn Inside You by Unwound.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I don't have a problem with your gambling. I'm just joking around. And judging from your posts, nothing you have ever posted on here would suggest to me that you are a crackhead or that you have a single child.

But I will acknowledge that my posts were CuckingFunt-esque.

To be fair though, redzero is a solid poster, and we do like a lot of the same music.

I like to be a moderate

Even though I suspect a sarcastic jab in that post, you're alright, RZ. Stay gold.

[Tp9gospursgo]

Mavs should still win this one. They're crowd will be amped up.

[DPG21920]

RedZero, stop using that analogy It makes you look re ed and you're not. I can tell that by how you use words that are not a good fit for the audience you speak with.

Quit dodging the question: Should we take your posts at "face value"?

[redzero]

Quit dodging the question

Like you have since you still haven't actually explained how I'm a hipster yet?

You claimed that everything I do is hipster. Let's review all two of your examples:

1.) I listen to hipster music.
2.) I scoff in a forced way or whatever.

Number two is extremely vague and can be applied to damn near everybody. Do you have any other examples?

Should we take your posts at "face value"?

Which ones?

[IronMexican]

Hipster music tbh. Don't you listen to bands like Radiohead and Ween? Never heard of them. Hipster. Listen to some radio rock.

[Ghazi]

[Booharv]

Mono does this better imho

[redzero]

Hipster music tbh. Don't you listen to bands like Radiohead and Ween? Never heard of them. Hipster. Listen to some radio rock.

Ween is awesome, bruh.

I don't know if this is against the rules, but download this album.

[Tiago Splitter]

Guys this is probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

[IronMexican]

downloadan. Pretty big file size. Impressed.

[DPG21920]

Like you have since you still haven't actually explained how I'm a hipster yet?

You claimed that everything I do is hipster. Let's review all two of your examples:

1.) I listen to hipster music.
2.) I scoff in a forced way or whatever.

Number two is extremely vague and can be applied to damn near everybody. Do you have any other examples?



Which ones?

I have given you examples just like you asked. Many others have also chimed in. Did you not see this? Again, you are either arguing semantics (clinging to the word "everything") or you are truly dense. Which one is it? Most everyone in this thread says the way you act on here is like a hipster.

Those vague things don't apply to "damn near everyone", which is why you see "damn near everyone" pointing out examples of you doing said things.

What do you mean "which ones". You played the "sorry I took your post at face value" card when I called you a re for taking what I said literally when it was obvious to everyone not wearing skinny jeans what was going on.

You then pulled the "I was just joking" card and the "sorry if I came off like that" card when you were called out, so I asked a simple question: Should those people take your post as face value like you do mine or are you now lying to make yourself look better?

[redzero]

downloadan. Pretty big file size. Impressed.

70 minutes long and I linked you to the 320kbps version.

Guys this is probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

How do I stop my sister from becoming a ?

I am 20; my sister is 13. I've just gotten back from college this summer and am spending most of the summer at my family's home. My family is pretty conservative, but not overbearing. We're not allowed to go on dates alone until we're 16, drinking is okay under 21 as long as you're at home with your family, etc etc.

Last week I was sitting near my sister's phone while she was in the pool and a text came through and flashed on the screen from a boy. "Hoho, interesting," I thought, and scrolled through it. He was telling her how much he loved her and how he wanted to do what they had done at school again and again. I wanted to find out exactly what they had done at school so I read through her messages and discovered not only had she been to third base with this boy, she was also double-timing him with another.

I handed over her phone to my mom and told her what was up. Mom responded by taking the phone away and yelling at her for a while. That's all.

However, despite my sister's being found out and her punishment, she still continues to act like...well, a skank. She's stealing my bikinis and my clothes to take to the pool with her 'friends' (boys, since my parents are oblivious), she's sneaking out at night, etc.

My parents have 'talked' to her before (meaning they've listened as she fed them bull about how sorry she is for disobeying them and how it's a misunderstanding), but obviously she isn't listening. I don't want my sister to become a .

How do I stop my sister from becoming a full-blown ?

[HarlemHeat37]

Most people in my age bracket(19-24) have a little hipster in them nowadays, tbh, myself included..

That's life, yo..

[IronMexican]

70 minutes long and I linked you to the 320kbps version.



How do I stop my sister from becoming a ?

I am 20; my sister is 13. I've just gotten back from college this summer and am spending most of the summer at my family's home. My family is pretty conservative, but not overbearing. We're not allowed to go on dates alone until we're 16, drinking is okay under 21 as long as you're at home with your family, etc etc.

Last week I was sitting near my sister's phone while she was in the pool and a text came through and flashed on the screen from a boy. "Hoho, interesting," I thought, and scrolled through it. He was telling her how much he loved her and how he wanted to do what they had done at school again and again. I wanted to find out exactly what they had done at school so I read through her messages and discovered not only had she been to third base with this boy, she was also double-timing him with another.

I handed over her phone to my mom and told her what was up. Mom responded by taking the phone away and yelling at her for a while. That's all.

However, despite my sister's being found out and her punishment, she still continues to act like...well, a skank. She's stealing my bikinis and my clothes to take to the pool with her 'friends' (boys, since my parents are oblivious), she's sneaking out at night, etc.

My parents have 'talked' to her before (meaning they've listened as she fed them bull about how sorry she is for disobeying them and how it's a misunderstanding), but obviously she isn't listening. I don't want my sister to become a .

How do I stop my sister from becoming a full-blown ?

I saw that thread on /adv/.

Listenan

[ohmwrecker]

Most people in my age bracket(19-24) have a little hipster in them nowadays, tbh, myself included..

That's life, yo..

I have never, not once, said to myself, "That Harlem is such a hipster".

[Axe Murderer]

lol Varsity jackets, mine must still be collecting dust in the closet at my old house. never wore it once

always used to laugh at the football "players" who wore them 4X during the week and were only on the team because there weren't any cuts.

[DPG21920]

I was the only freshman on varsity and I still never wore my jacket . I didn't go to sock-hops either.

[ohmwrecker]

lol Varsity jackets, mine must still be collecting dust in the closet at my old house. never wore it once

always used to laugh at the football "players" who wore them 4X during the week and were only on the team because there weren't any cuts.

Wow! That's hilarious!

[redzero]

I have given you examples just like you asked.

You gave me two examples--one of which had nothing to do with being a hipster. Just like you liking a team from Texas doesn't automatically make you a Mavs fan, me liking a "hipster" music doesn't automatically make me a hipster.

Many others have also chimed in.

Many (2 people) replied with testimonials based on what you posted. They didn't actually provide examples of hipster behavior.

Again, you are either arguing semantics (clinging to the word "everything") or you are truly dense.

No, you just simply don't understand what the word "hipster" means.

Most everyone in this thread says the way you act on here is like a hipster.

No, they provided testimonials of my behavior based on examples that YOU stated. They didn't actually provide examples of how I act like a hipster--just like you haven't. And even if they did agree with you, that still doesn't mean I acted like a hipster because that is not the definition of the word "hipster."

Those vague things don't apply to "damn near everyone", which is why you see "damn near everyone" pointing out examples of you doing said things.

Those vague things (i.e. scoffing in a manner that you perceive as forced) most definitely can be applied to everyone. And again, scoffing at everything in a forced manner does not make one a hipster.

What do you mean "which ones". You played the "sorry I took your post at face value" card when I called you a re for taking what I said literally when it was obvious to everyone not wearing skinny jeans what was going on.

My bad, I should clarify. I initially took your post at face value. I know that you literally don't think fans deserve rings. I, however, still disagree with you since you posted:

What was obviously implied was that they shouldn't get to "celebrate the team they root for winning a ring" because of how they whine, even when things go well. It was a jab at Ghazi and the whinny Mav fan base at the moment.

I already addressed that a few pages back, but I disagree with what you were trying to say.

You then pulled the "I was just joking" card and the "sorry if I came off like that" card when you were called out, so I asked a simple question: Should those people take your post as face value like you do mine or are you now lying to make yourself look better?

It depends on the tone of the posts. I think my posts towards ohmwrecker should't be taken at face value because I wasn't serious. My posts towards DeadlyDynasty can seem like I was being condescending. Was I serious? No, but one couldn't tell from those posts alone. On the subject of your initial post about Mavs fans not deserving a le, I disagree with that. Was that what you meant? Judging by your further explanation, no. However, I also disagreed with what you were implying, so at this point I'm not misunderstanding you.

tl;dr version: I know what you were implying and I disagree with it.

Now, please give me some examples of my hipster behavior beyond the music I listen to.