Dan Crawford officiating tonight

[ohmwrecker]

Can a person be, simultaneously, hipster and emo? Does that ever occur in nature?

[Tiago Splitter]

How do I stop my sister from becoming a ?

I am 20; my sister is 13. I've just gotten back from college this summer and am spending most of the summer at my family's home. My family is pretty conservative, but not overbearing. We're not allowed to go on dates alone until we're 16, drinking is okay under 21 as long as you're at home with your family, etc etc.

Last week I was sitting near my sister's phone while she was in the pool and a text came through and flashed on the screen from a boy. "Hoho, interesting," I thought, and scrolled through it. He was telling her how much he loved her and how he wanted to do what they had done at school again and again. I wanted to find out exactly what they had done at school so I read through her messages and discovered not only had she been to third base with this boy, she was also double-timing him with another.

I handed over her phone to my mom and told her what was up. Mom responded by taking the phone away and yelling at her for a while. That's all.

However, despite my sister's being found out and her punishment, she still continues to act like...well, a skank. She's stealing my bikinis and my clothes to take to the pool with her 'friends' (boys, since my parents are oblivious), she's sneaking out at night, etc.

My parents have 'talked' to her before (meaning they've listened as she fed them bull about how sorry she is for disobeying them and how it's a misunderstanding), but obviously she isn't listening. I don't want my sister to become a .

How do I stop my sister from becoming a full-blown ?

Hey what's up?

I'm a senior in high school and my sister is in 8th grade. Ever since she started junior high she has started to spend a ridiculous amount of time in the bathroom perfecting her appearance. This really pisses me off.. first of all because at some point in the ing morning I'd like to take the 10 damn minutes it takes me to get ready without having to bang on the bathroom door for 20 minutes.. and second because someone that young really should not be so ing concerned about their appearance.. anyone at any age shouldn't imo.

Anyway, the other morning I finally got the bathroom and I decided to go for the early morning shower fap session. You guys know what a struggle this can be right?? Well there I was thinking about some hot Asian girl in my language arts class, about to climax, when the little knocks on the door and says "is it safe to come in? I need to do something."

Granted she has done this countless times before and it hasn't really bothered me, but this time I had spent a good 10 minutes working up and I wasn't going to let her escape this great injustice. So I tell her it's safe, she opens the door and then I whirl the shower curtain open with my red hot steaming shining in its full glory.

She screams and runs to tell my uptight christian parents who now think I need counseling.

That afternoon when I got home from school she was locked in her room. I knocked on the door and told her I wanted to apologize. She opened it and I walked in, gave her a big hug and said I'm sorry for doing what I did this morning. She accepted and then said "Brother, that was the first PENIS I have ever seen in real life"

At this moment I felt a surge of power and gratification that has yet to be equaled.

[redzero]

Hey what's up?

I'm a senior in high school and my sister is in 8th grade. Ever since she started junior high she has started to spend a ridiculous amount of time in the bathroom perfecting her appearance. This really pisses me off.. first of all because at some point in the ing morning I'd like to take the 10 damn minutes it takes me to get ready without having to bang on the bathroom door for 20 minutes.. and second because someone that young really should not be so ing concerned about their appearance.. anyone at any age shouldn't imo.

Anyway, the other morning I finally got the bathroom and I decided to go for the early morning shower fap session. You guys know what a struggle this can be right?? Well there I was thinking about some hot Asian girl in my language arts class, about to climax, when the little knocks on the door and says "is it safe to come in? I need to do something."

Granted she has done this countless times before and it hasn't really bothered me, but this time I had spent a good 10 minutes working up and I wasn't going to let her escape this great injustice. So I tell her it's safe, she opens the door and then I whirl the shower curtain open with my red hot steaming shining in its full glory.

She screams and runs to tell my uptight christian parents who now think I need counseling.

That afternoon when I got home from school she was locked in her room. I knocked on the door and told her I wanted to apologize. She opened it and I walked in, gave her a big hug and said I'm sorry for doing what I did this morning. She accepted and then said "Brother, that was the first PENIS I have ever seen in real life"

At this moment I felt a surge of power and gratification that has yet to be equaled.

So here is the thing.. Tomorrow night my woman's sister is coming over and she is hot as to me.. She is a little fat but still I want to the out of her. She will be staying for three nights in a roll. My woman knows i want to bang her sister but i told her i wouldn't do anything at all to her. That obviously is a lie because if i get the chance to believe me i will.

So my plan is to drug them both so they pass out. I am talking about the kind of pass out as in you won't wake up no matter what for at least an hour or so. That way I can play with her sister and get away with it. Plan on doing it as they go to bed that way they won't remember being knocked out in middle of the day.

So my question is.. Is there anything at all i can buy in a store that will do that? Something I can crush up and add to there drink where they won't notice. I've got some melatonin but i'm not sure that will do the trick. It's 3mg so i doubt it would work.

So once again is there anything i can put in there drinks that will do this? I must be able to buy it at a store because idk where to get the illegal ones around here.Even if it's only enough to knock her out just to play with s that will be enough. Although i really want to bang the out of her.

Help please?

[redzero]

So here is the thing.. Tomorrow night my woman's sister is coming over and she is hot as to me.. She is a little fat but still I want to the out of her. She will be staying for three nights in a roll. My woman knows i want to bang her sister but i told her i wouldn't do anything at all to her. That obviously is a lie because if i get the chance to believe me i will.

So my plan is to drug them both so they pass out. I am talking about the kind of pass out as in you won't wake up no matter what for at least an hour or so. That way I can play with her sister and get away with it. Plan on doing it as they go to bed that way they won't remember being knocked out in middle of the day.

So my question is.. Is there anything at all i can buy in a store that will do that? Something I can crush up and add to there drink where they won't notice. I've got some melatonin but i'm not sure that will do the trick. It's 3mg so i doubt it would work.

So once again is there anything i can put in there drinks that will do this? I must be able to buy it at a store because idk where to get the illegal ones around here.Even if it's only enough to knock her out just to play with s that will be enough. Although i really want to bang the out of her.

Help please?

Holy , I actually bothered to read all of this and that's just ed up.

[IronMexican]

So redzero now enjoys the posts of /adv/.


Me and dirk only post on /fa/

[dirk4mvp]

>IM
>on /fa/

pick one

[Tiago Splitter]

So here is the thing.. Tomorrow night my woman's sister is coming over and she is hot as to me.. She is a little fat but still I want to the out of her. She will be staying for three nights in a roll. My woman knows i want to bang her sister but i told her i wouldn't do anything at all to her. That obviously is a lie because if i get the chance to believe me i will.

So my plan is to drug them both so they pass out. I am talking about the kind of pass out as in you won't wake up no matter what for at least an hour or so. That way I can play with her sister and get away with it. Plan on doing it as they go to bed that way they won't remember being knocked out in middle of the day.

So my question is.. Is there anything at all i can buy in a store that will do that? Something I can crush up and add to there drink where they won't notice. I've got some melatonin but i'm not sure that will do the trick. It's 3mg so i doubt it would work.

So once again is there anything i can put in there drinks that will do this? I must be able to buy it at a store because idk where to get the illegal ones around here.Even if it's only enough to knock her out just to play with s that will be enough. Although i really want to bang the out of her.

Help please?

Women are not actually attracted to men. There is a vague idea of what a man is physically, and some are better than others aesthetically speaking, but the purely physical appearance of a man is almost inconsequential unless he is horribly ugly or outrageously attractive.

Women are attracted to status, money, how much a man smiles and laughs, how many friends and resources a man has, how full a man's life is--how many "cool," "exciting" and prestigious things he is doing or connected to.

They are interested in how other people view him--how many people want to be around him, how other people interact with him and whether their interactions convey that he is special and amazing. They want him to be extremely outgoing and aggressive, they want him to demonstrate his status over other people by dominating them in various non-violent ways.

A woman's attraction to a man is a function of her jealousy at the thought of another woman having that man. She doesn't care who he actually is or EXACTLY what he looks like physically, she only cares about the VALUE of the life he has constructed around himself.

A woman basically is a greedy materialistic pros ute. Although that sounds vulgar, it's true. She trades her physical self to buy into the success a man has created for himself.

[redzero]

So redzero now enjoys the posts of /adv/.


Me and dirk only post on /fa/

There was a great thread on /adv/ yesterday about some sociopath who mentally abused his ex-girlfriend and drove her to suicide. I wish I could have saved the text.

[ohmwrecker]

lol "three days in a roll"

People are dumb.

[IronMexican]

There was a great thread on /adv/ yesterday about some sociopath who mentally abused his ex-girlfriend and drove her to suicide. I wish I could have saved the text.

I missed it. Some pretty funny threads there. Make me feel less beta.


Album's pretty good. Going to have to give it second listen some time this week.

[redzero]

Women are not actually attracted to men. There is a vague idea of what a man is physically, and some are better than others aesthetically speaking, but the purely physical appearance of a man is almost inconsequential unless he is horribly ugly or outrageously attractive.

Women are attracted to status, money, how much a man smiles and laughs, how many friends and resources a man has, how full a man's life is--how many "cool," "exciting" and prestigious things he is doing or connected to.

They are interested in how other people view him--how many people want to be around him, how other people interact with him and whether their interactions convey that he is special and amazing. They want him to be extremely outgoing and aggressive, they want him to demonstrate his status over other people by dominating them in various non-violent ways.

A woman's attraction to a man is a function of her jealousy at the thought of another woman having that man. She doesn't care who he actually is or EXACTLY what he looks like physically, she only cares about the VALUE of the life he has constructed around himself.

A woman basically is a greedy materialistic pros ute. Although that sounds vulgar, it's true. She trades her physical self to buy into the success a man has created for himself.

I woke up as a girl.

I woke up this morning(1pm) to find i had no penis, but nao has vagina.

I spent the last couple hours after that sitting in the bathroom screaming "whoa, what the !" "this is amazing" "Oh my god" etc

long story short:

>None of my clothes fit.

>It feels weird to talk, voice sound annoying as , and it hurts to lower my voice to it's original pitch.


I'm looking for some advice on being female.

I want to know how to act.
I want to know what to wear.
I want to know how to act around other girls.
What should I expect if i get my period?
And just give me general tips on what i should expect when being this gender.

It doesn't look like i'm ever going to turn back.


Also; Feel free to ask me anything.

[Tiago Splitter]

I woke up as a girl.

I woke up this morning(1pm) to find i had no penis, but nao has vagina.

I spent the last couple hours after that sitting in the bathroom screaming "whoa, what the !" "this is amazing" "Oh my god" etc

long story short:

>None of my clothes fit.

>It feels weird to talk, voice sound annoying as , and it hurts to lower my voice to it's original pitch.


I'm looking for some advice on being female.

I want to know how to act.
I want to know what to wear.
I want to know how to act around other girls.
What should I expect if i get my period?
And just give me general tips on what i should expect when being this gender.

It doesn't look like i'm ever going to turn back.


Also; Feel free to ask me anything.

I hate women. I really do. Every time I look at them, my blood pressure shoots through the roof. When they're gabbing on the cell phone about Paris Hilton. When they're adjusting their lipstick and taking up my time rifling through their stupid purse. When they whine to me about their period. When they blither on and on about some artist/film director/musician nobody else gives a flipping about. When they cry and expect your personal sympathy.

But most of all, I hate them because they're smug, hyperactive little es made that way by our hole society. Look what uncontrolled feminism and the media has done to them: they think they're superior. They can call the shots. No woman will even know what it feels like to be completely alone and unloved unless she is FIERCELY ugly. All their crying about relationships is merely them ing up; any girl can get any guy she wants if she tries.

When girls are feeling down, they can have any man they like and him. Even if they have no friends in the world, even if they are pathetic, ugly s, they could strike up a conversation with any guy in class and make him theirs. But a lonely, pathetic man is hated by women. They know they're better than him. They give him nothing. Even though they know he suffers from his biological urges, they sit and laugh and do nothing for him. They get to choose who is happy and who is sad.

I know this is BAAWWWWW over being a virgin. I know that it's not morally right. But I'm posting it because every single one of you sexless /b/ s thinks the same thing. When you watch your roommate make out with his girl, when you hear it in love songs on MTV, when you see it on the streets: know that those women are laughing at you, hating you, denying you something completely harmless, just because they hate who you are as a person. And that's their never-questioned right in this world.

[redzero]

Holy .

My best friend who's been there for me when my mom died and when my fiance got pregnant with someone else's kid, the guy who I've known forever, just came out of the closet a week ago.

I honest to God had no idea, (neither did any of our other friends). In fact, probably the only reason I haven't freaked out is because I've known him forever and I'm probably still in shock.

His family cut off all contact and he was living with his gf, then she kicked him out, so he's staying with me. Cool, no problem.

Here's where gets complicated.

He's currently seeing this asshole, and I HATE HIM.

I can't stand him. He blatantly flirts with us (just to see us uncomfortable, because Jesus, his boyfriend is literally RIGHT THERE), puts him down for not being "toning down his gayness" when honest to God, this is the most relaxed and laid-back I've ever seen him. He gives him for waiting so long to come out, calls him a self hating , and just es all day err day about everything from him not picking up the phone INSTANTLY to him refusing to go out clubbing. (He's never liked clubbing. He's shy that way.) He's just making an already difficult period even more difficult for him, and he's an asshole. So I have this idea. He mentioned when he came out to me that I was his first love, and he never really got over me. So:

I am totally okay with being with him, like in a relationship, if it means he can avoid s bags like the guys he picks up.

Because every time I see him, all I can think about is AIDS and is he remembering condoms and what if some guy is faking it just to beat him in an alley somewhere and I love him, I do, (and who's gonna treat him better than me?) The way I see it, I was going to spend my entire life with him anyway, but now it's just in a different way.

So am I crazy for wanting to do this?

[Tiago Splitter]

Month One: Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two: Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three: You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No...

Month Seven: Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? We would have been so happy together.

[IronMexican]

Month One: Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two: Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three: You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No...

Month Seven: Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? We would have been so happy together.

. I cringed. I knew like 3 girls who posted bulletins or something like this back in the myspace days(of course pregnant teenagers). It was so annoying.

[redzero]

Month One: Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two: Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three: You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No...

Month Seven: Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? We would have been so happy together.

[TE]

Redzero, what does it take to be hipster?

[BlackSwordsMan]

being mainstream is better than being a hipster

[redzero]

Redzero, what does it take to be hipster?

Lot's of things. That urbandictionary link that DPG posted but didn't bother to read gives many characteristics of hipsters.

And here's a comic that sums up what I posted better than I can:

[TE]

Lot's of things. That urbandictionary link that DPG posted but didn't bother to read gives many characteristics of hipsters.

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Hipster

#17-Don't define yourself to others

[frodo]

No. I also bet real money on the Mavs not winning a le. Did you ever do anything to back up your takes? I have admitted I was wrong, do you need a link? If I provide you a link, I expect a second formal apology due by June 18th that is double-spaced and begins with "I find myself in a familiar position".

you wrong about dem mavs but you ain't alone. seems we all be wrong about the mavs except only a few true prophets (like stretch) and some homers. btw being short ain't your fault imho