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    Mr Robinsons hood denizen Creepn's Avatar
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    How do I know? From experience. First of all, I didn't do this because I have a small pecker. My size is more than enough and it has a great track record. In fact, if my balls had a comment page attached to it, there would be a bunch of thumbs up and comments like "Will ride again" "Luvvved it!!".

    Lets be honest here. Size does matter in most cases. Size doesn't matter if she loves you and enjoys being with you but in other cases it does. It's like if I'm homeless and poor and somebody gave me 5 bucks, I can get a good combo meal and be good. If somebody gave me a $100, then that's even better!

    Anyway, I know I may be trolled for this but I don't care. I'm writing this because I want to help out you shrimp mutha as and minutemen out there. There is hope for you!


    For you minute men out there, there is hope! You ever wonder what's the secret? I'll tell you. KEAGLES! KEAGLES KEAGLES!! Exercising the muscles between your balls and anus by contracting it, hold it for 2 seconds and let go, then repeat. By the time you able to do 500 of these, you will see an improvement in your sex game. The more you do the better, like 1000.

    What do keagles do?

    - Most importantly, they help your prostate.
    - helps you last longer in the sack and helps keep an erection long after you climaxed
    - keeps it rock hard when you squeeze the muscle
    - your will no longer dribble out. In fact, it will shoot out like a canon! My record is 7 feet.

    All men should do keagles! It's just healthy.


    Now, the exercises. Theoretically, when you do the exercises, you are breaking down the cell walls that holds the blood in that makes you hard. By breaking down these walls you are allowing more blood into it, which increases your size. I'm not gonna debate this because I'm not a doctor.

    There are two exercises, one to increase girth and the other to increase length. You can do one of these if your already satisfied with the other. Or you can do both of em if you really wanna tear up.

    It works. It's a time consuming process (bout an 1hour of your time), and I was only able to do it for about 3 months. I gained an inch more to my already sizable member and the girth expanded as well. Also, your flaccid size increases which is always a plus. Best of all, the gains are PERMANENT!

    *Will not assume that you are a shrimp mutha a if you ask me questions about this.

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    #FreeGiuseppe BlackSwordsMan's Avatar
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    You're black you should be born with a huge . Its sort of primal in that way to remind your people of where you came from and the tails you used to use to swing from limb to limb.

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    Isn't doing this as a black man sort of unnecessary and almost taking it too far? Unless you're under 6 foot, you should be a little more considerate.

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    I'm pretty sure it's KEGELS.

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    Mr Robinsons hood denizen Creepn's Avatar
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    Yes for a black man, it may be overkill. There's no going back if you exercised it too long.

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    Mr Robinsons hood denizen Creepn's Avatar
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    I'm pretty sure it's KEGELS.
    You may be right.

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    #FreeGiuseppe BlackSwordsMan's Avatar
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    How deep do you think you can go in me before I wake up?

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    I'm already a few reps in. This is annoying.

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    Robert Horry mode ohmwrecker's Avatar
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    Feel the burn in your prostate?

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    Mr Robinsons hood denizen Creepn's Avatar
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    I'm already a few reps in. This is annoying.
    Yeah it is at first. I hated it but I stuck with it. After awhile, you won't even feel it.

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    I sleep till 10am now. If I last any longer in the sack I will be unemployed.

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    How deep do you think you can go in me before I wake up?
    ask koriwhat later tonight.

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    lol tiny weiners

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    <><><><><><> ALVAREZ6's Avatar
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    Yeah it is at first. I hated it but I stuck with it. After awhile, you won't even feel it.
    I've been going for about 15 mins strong now. Gotta sharpen the tool for when a friend with benefits (AKA ex-gf) visits sometime in the next couple of weeks.

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    <><><><><><> ALVAREZ6's Avatar
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    lol ugly babies


    healthier prostate: check
    builds your staying-power -- of urine, that is (Several men report that after they started kegeling, they no longer had to get up in the middle of the night to use the restroom as they did before.: check (especially important for me, often ruins my good night of sleep)
    everything black man Creepn mentioned: check
    decreases chances of every needing to use a catheter: I sure ing hope so, deathly afraid of anything going in my urethra backwards. ---Most important one

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    assuming anyone takes this seriously, Kegels should be started slowly, like 4 reps per day. Gradually increase about 2-4 per week.

    Do NOT try to go from zero to 500 a day in one day!!!

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    Mr Robinsons hood denizen Creepn's Avatar
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    assuming anyone takes this seriously, Kegels should be started slowly, like 4 reps per day. Gradually increase about 2-4 per week.

    Do NOT try to go from zero to 500 a day in one day!!!
    Ya this girl is right. You gotta work your way up to 500. For beginners, just do about 20 then increase the reps.

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    lol ugly babies


    healthier prostate: check
    builds your staying-power -- of urine, that is (Several men report that after they started kegeling, they no longer had to get up in the middle of the night to use the restroom as they did before.: check (especially important for me, often ruins my good night of sleep)
    everything black man Creepn mentioned: check
    decreases chances of every needing to use a catheter: I sure ing hope so, deathly afraid of anything going in my urethra backwards. ---Most important one
    lol defending tiny weiners? possibly your own?

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Ya this girl is right.

    FABBS is a female?



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    lol defending tiny weiners? possibly your own?
    lol if i were insecure about my size i wouldn't have ever posted in this thread and talk about trying it for the of it in multiple posts. i'm satisfied with my size+girth but there isn't such thing as too big unless you're 6'7" or so. tbh and as i mentioned, the size/girth aren't even the main selling points in trying it in my case. i hate waking up to piss at night and i gotta say even larger loads to pour on es sounds pretty funny.

    all that said, i prob won't do this more than once more, if that. it is damn annoying.

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    alvarez pees his bed


    kay arr oh eff ell
    lmao not in my bed very often, but the last time i did was about 2 years ago after a night of very heavy drinking. i didn't even wake up after peeing, but likely hours later. the entire bed, just about chest to toe, was soaked in urine, and the trashcan in my room was also about half full.

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    KAYARROHEFFELL

    are you 4 years old or 94 years old?
    yeah tell me about it, the fact i'm around the most functional age sort of scares me.

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    How do I know? From experience. I gained an inch more to my already sizable member and the girth expanded as well.
    pics?

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