AMF : Adios my friend, or, the grittier original version, adios mother-f***er
Alabamastan : Alabama
The Antichrist: Michael Savage
The Baby Jesus: : Sean Hannity. Also known as Cutie Pie.
The Beast with Two Backs: two people having sex
Big Al and the Boys: a man's sexual organs
BOHICA: Bend Over Here It Comes Again
Bravo Foxtrot Delta : Big F*cking Deal
The Breck Girl: Senator John Edwards
Bumsickle : frozen homeless person
Cruella de Ville : Dr. Laura
Cutest little jihadist in Congress :Cynthia McKinney
Discussing the Big Bang Theory : two people having sex
DRT: dead right there
Downloading a Tricycle Motor : giving birth
Dog Squeeze : a dog's solid excrement
The Ex-Wife: WGST, the radio station Neal worked for immediately prior to his current place at WSB
Federal Censorship Commission : Federal Communications Commission (FCC)
Firing the Surgeon General: masturbating. Former Surgeon General Jocelyn Elder was fired by President Clinton after she said that masturbation "is something that is part of human sexuality and its part of something that perhaps should be taught."
Flatbelly : young, thin, hot woman
Food For Worms: dead
FUBAR: f***ed up beyond all repair
Funbags : breasts
The Gargoyle: Kim Jong Il, ruler of North Korea
Gator : the boss at our home station
The Godfather : Rush Limbaugh
Government school or government indoctrination center: public school
Hiking the Appalachian Trail: Having an affair with a woman. Thanks Mark Sanford!
The Hildabeast: Hillary Clinton. Also known as Shrillary.
Hitting with a corked bat: Royal's description of using Viagra
Insurmountable odd: lesbian
Lardassification: the ever growing waistline of Americans
Loser lounge: the smoker's aquarium at the airport
Love commando : penis
Making tricycle motors: man and woman having sex
Myrimidon: a faithful follower who carries out orders without question
Netdog: the guy who deletes boring emails to get to yours, because you always send the best ones
News Ferrets: reporters
NIMBY : Not In My Back Yard
Panama City License Plate : tailbone tattoo
The Pig Farmer : Pete Spriggs, program director for Neal's flag ship station WSB
Pink Nosed Puppies : breasts
The Poodle: John Kerry, referring to him as Teresa's lap dog. Also sKerry or the Souffle.
Pound sand : from the longer phrase "doesn't have enough sense to pound sand down a rat hole". Suggesting that someone pound sand is like saying "go fly a kite."
Rapidly Reaching Room Temperature: : dead
Rectal cranial inversion : head up ones ass
Sales Weasels : our esteemed account executives
She Who Must Be Obeyed: Neal's wife, Donna
STB : shoot the bas , in reference to looters
Smoker's Aquarium: the glassed in smoking section at the airport
Squeaky : Veronica Waters, reporter at Neal's flagship station WSB
SWAG : scientific wild assed guess
Tango Uniform: dead -- "toes up". You guys wouldn't let us get away with that. Okay, it's really " s up".
Taking the Eternal Celestial Dirt Nap : dead
Tax Payer Funded Child Abuse : government education
Thanks A Pantload : gra ude for unnecessary or unwanted favor
Tonsil Boxing: deep kiss
Tramp Stamp : tailbone tattoo
Tort King : Senator John Edwards
Urban Outdoorsman: homeless person
Vagitarian : lesbian
WAG : wild-assed guess
Waldo the One-eyed Trouser Snake : penis