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Since there's all kinds of Crews here on ST, I thought I'd start up my own.
Founding Fathers:
Lefty
Lefty's understudy
monosylab1k
Blackswordsman
ohmwrecker
CubanSucks
4>0 rings
Honorary Members:
Viva Las Espuelas
JoeChalupa
BigZak
triggeredexcellence
Spursfan092120
Members (always growing):
rayjayjohnson
DMC
jjktkk
Avowed enemies (always growing):
DoK
BUMP
_JaG
Veterinarian
Dirk4MVP
Isitjustme?
Anyone who's even passably funny.
Granted, the name of our organization will be called "The Lefty Crew," but our activity will not be limited to things only concerning Lefty.
Rest assured, there will be a lot of sucking of failed comedy in general, however, you must not tear down to build up , or vice versa. Lefty lovers who hate other founding fathers, like mono, will not be eligible for membership unless they change their opinion regarding Lefty crew's founding fathers.
What we require from our members:
Rule 1. That you constantly use "I meant to do that" as an excuse for your jokes subpar performances, while at the same time stating without a hint of irony that whenever someone is high or re ed enough to laugh at something you posted that you did that on purpose.
Rule 2. That you liberally use these emoticons:,
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Rule 3. That you employ a copy-and-pasting comedy style. Our jokes are re ed, so naturally our ST careers won't have much of a lifespan because they can be shut down so easily. So just go out onto the internet and find examples of people being funny and copypasta. As a great man once said "any monkey can regurgitate other peoples jokes without putting any spin on them at all, it just doesn't say much for you being a funny, original or interesting person."
Rule 4. That you never let Spurs fans forget that you exist and Mavs/other teams fans forget that you are completely annoying. In other words post way too often. Use in conjunction with Rule 2 for maximum effect.
Rule 5. That you never let your complete awfulness stop you from judging other people's comedy and claim that people's posts, schticks, and jokes are lame.
Rule 6. That you rewrite history at your leisure.
Rule 7. That you are completely hated by or at the very least frequently annoy the founders of the site from time to time.
Rule 8. That you click the post message button at least 10x a day even when you have nothing to add.
Rule 9. That you rationalize a Comedic Failure, especially in a thread you started, as a result of people having it in for you and/or that you meant to be stupid on purpose.
Rule 10. That you deny that Lefty has any character flaws, whether this involves being unfunny, being of an inferior race or nationality ("lol dune coon" is not cool), and being unoriginal. Lefty always has a reasonable justification for such behavior.
Rule 11. That you jerk off to tired meme pictures at least twice a week. This rule isn't necessarily mandatory for our younger members like CubanSucks who are of course hip and edgy.
Rule 12. That you pretend not to care when people point out you aren't funny. Sometimes even joining in on the joke in an attempt to make it seem as though you have a sense of humor inside you. When in reality you die on the inside a little more each time that happens.
If you feel these qualities define you as a poster, you may join our organization.
Regards,
Lefty's understudy
(Chairman and founder of the Lefty Crew).
Last edited by Lefty's understudy; 08-09-2011 at 01:15 PM.
Under my branch you don't have to use emoticons
Since you are a founding father we can accept that. Please don't start a separate crew. We don't need this movement to get splintered.
How are DMC and jjktkk not founding fathers? This list is bull !
My bad. I will add them as members. Venti Quattro is not listed as an enemy btw because some of his work the past month and a half or so has been Leftyesque imhoHow are DMC and jjktkk not founding fathers? This list is bull !
Another Lakerfan crew.
Can we get cool leather vest jackets
Will pass on this one . . .
Hey asshole maybe we're passing on you
made to counter da MK? add me & all mavkrew s on yo enemy list then
You almost tricked me into adding you onto the list Nathan. But there will be no trolls in the Lefty Crew. This is strictly a legit Crew.
this, I'm taking my crew to the troll forum for a month to show you guys how much you miss us then come back and be like, "see, I told you so!"
I don't get it.
Don't cry swords, I passed on it already. That's the way it is.
You're funny but you don't quarrel with any of the Lefty Crew FFs. Mavs>Spurs does but he's not funny, mono admitted in his first time on air that he liked Lefty (true story), but D4MVP is an omission I forgot him and he will be added.
What is going on here?
People don't think you're funny.
is gonna be one long off season
Axe Murderer is automatically in
rofl CubanSucks inclusion gets my approval.
tl;dr
But why is this funny?
In some bizarre way DMC sees this as a victory. It's how he processes things.
ohmwrecker putting rule 5 into effect. Nice efforts fellow Lefty Crew FF. If Lefty ever leaves we might call the "ohm Crew".
And as for _JaG...
Take that.
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