damn...I think my girl is cheating on me *sadface*

[Trill Clinton]

My girl recently moved in with me a couple of months ago and things were going great, up until 2 weeks ago. I've been getting a weird feeling that something is going on. She doesn't work so she's at home or out shopping all day while I'm at work.

Lately I've noticed my is being tampered with. For instance, my P90X dvd's are missing one minute, then magically reappearing the next. It's like somebody is borrowing my . I asked her about it and she said her older brother wanted to borrow it(mind you her older brother is 42 and in a wheelchair) I let it slide because maybe he's trying to work on his upper body, it.

Then I notice somebody is drinking/taking my beers, I know it's not her because she doesn't drink beer.

Alright, so the straw that broke the camels back. I've been preparing for the new Madden 12 release by starting a franchise on Madden 11 to brush up on my skills. I was in YEAR ONE, WEEK 4 of my franchise. I logged in last night and I am now in YEAR 3, WEEK 15. This dude went and finished my season then started 2 more seasons and won the Super Bowl, twice! ST bretheren, what am I to do?

[CubanSucks]

lol P90X

[Blake's couch]

i've always got room buddy

[bus driver]

Alright, so the straw that broke the camels back. I've been preparing for the new Madden 12 release by starting a franchise on Madden 11 to brush up on my skills. I was in YEAR ONE, WEEK 4 of my franchise. I logged in last night and I am now in YEAR 3, WEEK 15. This dude went and finished my season then started 2 more seasons and won the Super Bowl, twice! ST bretheren, what am I to do?

[Trill Clinton]

Wow, I just called her and she said we have a few things to talk about when I get home. Ah .

[4>0rings]

nice trolling

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Get an HIV test

[Trill Clinton]

Get an HIV test

I did, passed that with a 67.

[Zombie.]

[ohmwrecker]

The worst part is, he better than you at Madden, bro.

[frodo]

straying be humans instinct imho especially females, just kick da the outta yo life mayne and be a celibate for the rest of yo life.

[DMC]

When he answers your door wearing your robe, carpet lint in his pubics, your Kool Filter King hanging from his lip and your girl laying on the floor behind him, well ed and slick, you'll know what you should do, especially when he never removes the cigarette while saying "what's up brah". If he has stymie eyes and is so black he can leave fingerprints in a coal mine, you know it's over.

[Frenzy]

If you wanna keep hitting it don't say nothing and cheat yourself. If you don't ,kick her ass out...and tell her she has a big head.

[baseline bum]

Come home heavy and see where it goes from there.

[BlackSwordsMan]

is impressive he did what you couldn't do all year
win a superbowl make him teach you how to play

[TinTin]

Wow, I just called her and she said we have a few things to talk about when I get home. Ah .

No need to even talk about it. Just kick her out

[JayTheClown]

My girl recently moved in with me a couple of months ago and things were going great, up until 2 weeks ago. I've been getting a weird feeling that something is going on. She doesn't work so she's at home or out shopping all day while I'm at work.

Lately I've noticed my is being tampered with. For instance, my P90X dvd's are missing one minute, then magically reappearing the next. It's like somebody is borrowing my . I asked her about it and she said her older brother wanted to borrow it(mind you her older brother is 42 and in a wheelchair) I let it slide because maybe he's trying to work on his upper body, it.

Then I notice somebody is drinking/taking my beers, I know it's not her because she doesn't drink beer.

Alright, so the straw that broke the camels back. I've been preparing for the new Madden 12 release by starting a franchise on Madden 11 to brush up on my skills. I was in YEAR ONE, WEEK 4 of my franchise. I logged in last night and I am now in YEAR 3, WEEK 15. This dude went and finished my season then started 2 more seasons and won the Super Bowl, twice! ST bretheren, what am I to do?

Man, I don't mean to make light of your situation, but that made me roll

[HighLowLobForBig-50]

funny

[Lefty's understudy]

lol P90X

The worst part is, he better than you at Madden, bro.

omg soooooooooooo funny

When he answers your door wearing your robe, carpet lint in his pubics, your Kool Filter King hanging from his lip and your girl laying on the floor behind him, well ed and slick, you'll know what you should do, especially when he never removes the cigarette while saying "what's up brah". If he has stymie eyes and is so black he can leave fingerprints in a coal mine, you know it's over.

Thats what I'd do.

is impressive he did what you couldn't do all year
win a superbowl make him teach you how to play

[Lefty's understudy]

bro as for my response for you op, I only have one comment:

Brah, why U so Madden?

[Isitjustme?]

[jag]

I let it slide because maybe he's trying to work on his upper body, it.

Between this and you saying guy went HAM on your Madden franchise, this is easily one of the best threads i've seen in here in a while.

I've always been a Trill Clinton fan. Guy brings the goods.



Oh yeah, I hope this was a troll job. If not, you might want to buy some more beer because the guy who's going balls deep on your girl is probably thirsty.

[DMX7]

I can't take any thread like this seriously. That's what happens when there are so many trolls you can't even keep them straight anymore.

[Trill Clinton]

I can't take any thread like this seriously. That's what happens when there are so many trolls you can't even keep them straight anymore.

that's because you're not suppose to take it seriously

[Prime1]

I fell for that.

This place is crazy.