In 4th grade I called out this guy for traveling during a game of basketball during recess. Even one of his own teammates backed me up on it. Next possession the little er sucker punched me in the gut when I went up for a rebound. was probably aiming for my nuts. So I went down in a heap, but didn't retaliate because my father scared the bejeezus out of me and had made it abundantly clear that if any of his kids got into a fight at school a trip the principle's office would be the least of our worries.
The very next day in the gym a bird flies in during PE class and because we're all kids we stop and stare because OM- ing-G it's a bird inside a building! This has never happened before and will never happen again! We must treasure this moment as we will have to tell our grandkids of this astronomically rare event. Well the bird didn't stick around long. After a lap or two around the ceiling it perched on one of the support beams, dropped a one in a million deuce that hit that little bas right in the face, and promptly flew straight back out.

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