There was this group of chodes I knew named Mike, Pat, Jose, and some other fatso who I can't remember his name. They always scoffed in high school, and would just stand around posted up against a wall in the cafeteria all day, doing nothing but scoffing and making weird jokes. They thought they were real cool, but didn't realize what they would turn into.
Mike - a nerdy loser
Pat - strange, but funny. the only normal one
Jose - a tranny with sand in its vagina
fatso - even fatter
I crofl every time I think of these guys