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  1. #101
    Read My Lips!! Vagina's Avatar
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    i gained a vagina reading half of mrsmaloox's post
    thanks for saving me 30 grand in operations
    The girl has wisdom.

  2. #102
    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    Learn to read butt er, I said it happened my first year of college. And im not hanging on to anything, just thought about it the other day and thought it was a funny story, rofl, by your reaction you have confirmed that it is indeed a good story. Also, did I forget to mention in the story that the guy didn't just rat me out, he ratted me out so he could my chick since he was so desperate and hadn't gotten laid in a while. He was like a mole in my crew and his goal was to steal my incredibly fine, blonde, big breasted, 16-year-old girlfriend. He succeeded with his treachery and ended up pretty much a veggie for his troubles. Karmas a
    Well it was long as so I skimmed through it. It just makes you look more pathetic to be in college and still scamming 15 year old skanks. Not to mention announcing your relationship like some middle school .

  3. #103
    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    Well it was long as so I skimmed through it. It just makes you look more pathetic to be in college and still scamming 15 year old skanks. Not to mention announcing your relationship like some middle school .
    lol uneducated, scared of paragraphs

    You've got no valid argument if you admit you didn't read the story. Gtfo, idiot

  4. #104
    Tim to Tony to Manu! bdictjames's Avatar
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    Wow. This is what the world has come to. Where is the love?

  5. #105
    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    I'd probably guilt trip myself, as well.


    This dumb bish at work asked for my number and was being super flirty, asking if I had a GF and , but didn't wanna talk to me cause I told her I was 20, and she's 23. Idk if she was messing with me, or serious, but I haven't talked to her since. I hope something bad happens to her. Not too bad, but like a ticket.
    IM is such a sucker for pussy. No idea why.


    I'd be pissed if I go to Vegas and I don't get to at least suck on those ties, though.

  6. #106
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    Ok I wasn't going to tell this story but I will because I am bored:

    20+ years ago, I was living in San Antonio with a friend. We were sharing an apartment on the North side, and his gf was living with us. She was a real . She always had some special emotional need that required everyone's attention. We could never do anything without him and her having to argue and fight for a few hours before and after.

    Anyhow, I was awake at 2am once and I heard her come out of their bedroom and leave the apartment. 2 hours later I heard her come back in, take a shower and that was that. I didn't say anything about it to my friend. This happened 2 or 3 more times over the next couple of weeks. I was trying to decide whether to tell him or not. So one night she gets up and leaves. I had an idea: I got up and locked their bedroom door and went back to my room. A couple hours later she comes in fully dressed and has to knock on the bedroom door to be let in. The argument ensued and he began to suspect her. He tailed her a few weeks later to some dude's place and busted her. He kicked her out and never saw her again.

    Fast forward 20 years. My friend tells me he saw her at HEB and she's got 4 kids, all different last names. She's a stripper, fat, and lives with her mom in their cinder block home near Poteet.

    lol

  7. #107
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    At least she gets strawberry fest every year!

  8. #108
    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    At least she gets strawberry fest every year!
    There's always a silver lining. mmm turkey legs.

  9. #109
    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    yeah now you talkin

  10. #110
    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    lol uneducated, scared of paragraphs

    You've got no valid argument if you admit you didn't read the story. Gtfo, idiot
    Lol uneducated because I won't read your whole post. You know that's a weak ass argument. All I have to do is see that you posted it and I already know you're a dumb . Go get that psych degree and watch the world become your oyster lol.

  11. #111
    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    Not necessarily but it definitely means you're afraid of paragraphs and reading. You already proved yourself to be the dumb when you gave your opinion on a story that you couldnt even read the whole way through.

    Lazy and dumb, i.loaf

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