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  1. #51
    on instagram, str8 flexin DUNCANownsKOBE's Avatar
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    tbh I have Dirk's shooting, Tyson Chandler's post defense, and Jason Kidd's BBIQ.
    I have Derrick Rose's athleticism and scoring ability, but I'm classy so I don't use my athleticism or scoring ability. I rely on my BBIQ and passing ability like Steve Nash.

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  3. #53
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    sum s in dis thread make dem sleves sound like jordan tho.!

    plz, there be reason why yu on here an not in da nba!!!

  4. #54
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    Offensively I am most effective shooting high % hook shots and drawing double teams and passing out.

    Defensively I prefer to guard stronger/bigger and slower players as fast players give me problems. I am a good help defender; not the best 1 on 1 defender.

    My biggest weakness is being quite slow allthough I am a good ball handler.

  5. #55
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    So let's everybody start over and be completely honest with the player you REALLY are out there on the court.

    I'll start:

    I'm a pretty good shooter, kinda streaky but when I'm hot I can't miss, tall and strong enough to play/defend in the post, decent rebounder but since I camp out at the 3point line so much I don't get nearly as many rebounds as I should, I can't dribble for , zero lateral quickness, fairly slow, and I'm not a great jumper but I can be deceptively good at it at times.

    If I were to compare myself to any NBA player, it would be either Detroit era Rasheed Wallace or Tim Thomas.

  6. #56
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    gotdam u s are funny...but tbh only s do shake-n-bake...and only scrubs are so muti-faceted till they sit on the bench... you ing fat boy you.....this whole thread is ing hilarious....white boys talking about balling....ha ha ha...

    euro step..ha ha ha....
    ohh so you the on the court...

    you an outta shape son of a is what you are....go to the Y... I hear they have adult hand job leagues to help you improve your technique.

    ha ha ha...so you have no knees....how do you go from Kobe to Ray Allen... You a lazy ass don't wanna play D type...I'd have your ass on the pine son....
    did that dream shake have Mexican corn in it....

    so you water and towel boy....it fits you well...taco eating mutha er...

    you the kinda scrub whose teeth I'd knock out for fouling me to hard...

    dam I did some good work here...and all over you boys....


    gotdam u s are funny...but tbh only s do shake-n-bake...and only scrubs are so muti-faceted till they sit on the bench... you ing fat boy you.....this whole thread is ing hilarious....white boys talking about balling....ha ha ha...

    euro step..ha ha ha....
    ohh so you the on the court...

    you an outta shape son of a is what you are....go to the Y... I hear they have adult hand job leagues to help you improve your technique.

    ha ha ha...so you have no knees....how do you go from Kobe to Ray Allen... You a lazy ass don't wanna play D type...I'd have your ass on the pine son....
    did that dream shake have Mexican corn in it....

    so you water and towel boy....it fits you well...taco eating mutha er...

    you the kinda scrub whose teeth I'd knock out for fouling me to hard...

    dam I did some good work here...and all over you boys....

    Last edited by DMC; 07-03-2011 at 02:31 PM.

  7. #57
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    still sayin i play like ginobili, picklebreath boy
    white and skinny? not sure ginobili fishes tbh

  8. #58
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    white and skinny? not sure ginobili fishes tbh
    He went fishing early this year.

  9. #59
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    Tbh current day DoK can't hoop for because my back is ed up and my hip is slightly dislocated. I played against THAT honky Nic Foles a few weeks ago and got shat on. Idk who I'd even compare myself to right now. Even a few months ago when I was 25 pounds heavier than I am now, I was semi-useful and could anchor the interior D most of the time. Now because if my hip I can't even jump.

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    Every time I play I hear "Nash", it never fails. A more accurate comparison would be Ginobili, since I'm left handed, all-around and herky jerky off the dribble, but people who watch the NBA casually I don't think would draw the conclusion, so it's Nash for them. I've heard Iverson once, which I was insulted by.

    6', pretty versatile; I can score on the block, high post or a couple of steps behind the 3. Can regularly make 1 handed 3s, but I don't really take them in the game since I feel like people would get pissed off. Pretty athletic, I can grab the rim off a standing jump. I prefer to dish instead of score, I've had coaches and teammates tell me to be more aggressive a lot, but I also feel like I think the game better than they do, and I get the best shot possible for myself or a teammate, bottom line. Although, I would probably be seen as a better player if I were a ball hog, but that isn't my nature.

  11. #61
    on instagram, str8 flexin DUNCANownsKOBE's Avatar
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    A more accurate comparison would be Ginobili
    Congrats, you're only the 15th person in this thread who "plays like Ginobili"

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    Every time I play I hear "Nash", it never fails. A more accurate comparison would be Ginobili, since I'm left handed, all-around and herky jerky off the dribble, but people who watch the NBA casually I don't think would draw the conclusion, so it's Nash for them. I've heard Iverson once, which I was insulted by.

    6', pretty versatile; I can score on the block, high post or a couple of steps behind the 3. Can regularly make 1 handed 3s, but I don't really take them in the game since I feel like people would get pissed off. Pretty athletic, I can grab the rim off a standing jump. I prefer to dish instead of score, I've had coaches and teammates tell me to be more aggressive a lot, but I also feel like I think the game better than they do, and I get the best shot possible for myself or a teammate, bottom line. Although, I would probably be seen as a better player if I were a ball hog, but that isn't my nature.


    greatest gnsf post of this thread

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    goddamn a guy like that playing SA, how do the Spurs not give him a tryout at least?????

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    Wow, I stopped reading once he compared himself to ginobili, that wasn't even the tip of the iceberg.

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    Congrats, you're only the 15th person in this thread who "plays like Ginobili"
    The difference is that they are Mexicans and say it because they are Spurs fans, I actually play that way.

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    The Ginobili comparison means they play out of control. Ginobili just seems to, but he has a method to it. These ass clowns just play out of control and don't get anything out of it.


    Websters defines "Ginobili Play" as a euphemism that actually means:

    1. non-black
    2. Nonathletic
    3. Justin Beiber haircut
    4. out of control playing style
    5. No handles
    6. No hops
    7. Crazy, short ass white boy who never gets picked

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    goddamn a guy like that playing SA, how do the Spurs not give him a tryout at least?????
    I regularly get asked what college I play for.

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    I actually play that way.
    I'm sure you do.

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    I regularly get asked what college I play for.


    Let me guess, you could play for a college but chose not to?

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    I'm sure you do.
    I'm glad we have come to an agreement.

  21. #71
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    Let me guess, you could play for a college but chose not to?
    Blew out his knee wakeboarding

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    Let me guess, you could play for a college but chose not to?
    I'm too old to play college basketball, and basketball isn't my best sport.

  23. #73
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    I'm too old to play college basketbal
    I didn't know there was an age limit for NCAA athletes

    and basketball isn't my best sport.

  24. #74
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    ed up quote tags tbh

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    No, just truthful. If it comes off as arrogant, then I apologize.

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