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Lmao. Quit talking to yourself.
Just curious. I'm thinking of putting together a women's AAU squad and would like to know how you ladies get down on the hard wood. Do you go hard, do you have good ball control, how well do you control the flow of the action, do you play that D like its your life.
Let me start with my favorite Sourcandy...I imagine that you could hold your own against the length of my D, when you're backing me down in the paint I'm done in for....wearing me out...causing me to sweat harder than usual and to slip and slide all over the place...bodying me up while you deliver well timed yet strong ball pressure. If you agree to join my squad I will have you anchoring my hardcore D. If we played 1 on 1....I imagine you're so good that you like to play from behind....be careful though as I'm solid and I would run it up. The score that is.
I think I could provide you with some good quality playing time SourCandy....you'll no longer have to ride the pine or plastic or whatever it is they make you sit on in those inferior leagues...
Next let me move on to Adrienne also my favorite...As we begin to play, you may be reluctant to at first, but I see you stepping up and giving up your full body for the charge, playing that D to the fullest.I see you taking me in the low post , fighting for your desired positions, grabbing those loose balls, getting down on the floor, popping and laying it up time and time again right in my face as my tongue hangs out in imitation of MJ.
I believe you ladies run offensive and defensive schemes very well. You have the power of Lebron mixed with the grace of Kobe. I'm sure I will foul you hard on purpose, sending you head first into the black basketball pole. I want to see how you will deal with physical pain, but I'm sure you both will bounce right up with spunk and vigor in your eyes along with a renewed sense of pride and energy.
When you're done training with Kool you'll be able to say that I gave you a licking but you kept on ticking.
All I ask is that you sign a waiver before we start, so that naysayers can't accuse Kool of forcing you to play against your wills....also all games and training sessions will be videotaped for periodic performance reviews.
If you're interested in powering up with Kool just PM me and I will provide details of the league. I would love to coach you ladies...I know you got skills....I will need one to play point guard and the other small forward.
Most jersey numbers are taken but I do have a 6 and a 9 left.
See you soon.
Lmao. Quit talking to yourself.
DPG right bout dem trolls
dam shame a once proud midget has reduced himself to fantasies of Kool and Tyson...you really be thinking about a huh.....
DPG what if I told you I knew a herb that would make you grow 4 inches....would we be all square then?
sour candy isn't real? =[
seriously....I know for a fact that SourCandy or Adrienne could beat DPG 1 on 1....
in fact I'm so sure till Imma put something on it...a just don't pull this out if he ain't serious....
Sure she is....
I don't think so. TC hasn't had the spelling and grammatical errors that AIDS has. Unless AIDS is intentionally doing that to prop the facade, they are two different people with TC more educated than AIDS.
....You hurt my feelings...dot dot dot....I resent that DMC I thought we were better than that...dot dot dot...
I didn't mean anything by it. I searched for words you commonly misspell and grammatical errors you commonly make and TC was on none of the results. You are on dozens if not hundreds.
Just saying...
let me revel in it...it's quite enjoyable to write this way...these days....It's my signature.
We cool again?
Look at the bright side: You can always become more educated, TC can never become less educated.
Too bad after 15 minutes you will be done for as you lay in that last lick of defense to end the game.
at least post the remix, weak...
did you really type all that out?Just curious. I'm thinking of putting together a women's AAU squad and would like to know how you ladies get down on the hard wood. Do you go hard, do you have good ball control, how well do you control the flow of the action, do you play that D like its your life.
Let me start with my favorite Sourcandy...I imagine that you could hold your own against the length of my D, when you're backing me down in the paint I'm done in for....wearing me out...causing me to sweat harder than usual and to slip and slide all over the place...bodying me up while you deliver well timed yet strong ball pressure. If you agree to join my squad I will have you anchoring my hardcore D. If we played 1 on 1....I imagine you're so good that you like to play from behind....be careful though as I'm solid and I would run it up. The score that is.
I think I could provide you with some good quality playing time SourCandy....you'll no longer have to ride the pine or plastic or whatever it is they make you sit on in those inferior leagues...
Next let me move on to Adrienne also my favorite...As we begin to play, you may be reluctant to at first, but I see you stepping up and giving up your full body for the charge, playing that D to the fullest.
I believe you ladies run offensive and defensive schemes very well. You have the power of Lebron mixed with the grace of Kobe. I'm sure I will foul you hard on purpose, sending you head first into the black basketball pole. I want to see how you will deal with physical pain, but I'm sure you both will bounce right up with spunk and vigor in your eyes along with a renewed sense of pride and energy.
When you're done training with Kool you'll be able to say that I gave you a licking but you kept on ticking.
All I ask is that you sign a waiver before we start, so that naysayers can't accuse Kool of forcing you to play against your wills....also all games and training sessions will be videotaped for periodic performance reviews.
If you're interested in powering up with Kool just PM me and I will provide details of the league. I would love to coach you ladies...I know you got skills....I will need one to play point guard and the other small forward.
Most jersey numbers are taken but I do have a 6 and a 9 left.
See you soon.
holy
Holy heart failure batman!!!
you kinda slow...I get it.... I will dumb it down next time...
Cool thread. Will read again!!!!
Nah I don't want no moe educa-shun...I'm good...world traveled...and quite smarter than DMC..old man hatin...you should be trying to help your bebe grandkids out...Kool is already taken care of...
Sure, make folly of the fact that you lack proper education. You aren't the first to scoff at higher learning.Nah I don't want no moe educa-shun...I'm good...world traveled...and quite smarter than DMC..old man hatin...you should be trying to help your bebe grandkids out...Kool is already taken care of...
Fortunately the forum is also populated by people younger than you who are in school so our future isn't as bleak as you would make one belEIve.
I know for a fact Tyson is Kool. It's just hilarious now that I know and him not paying makes A LOT more sense.
If he wouldn't have acted the fool, I would not have known, but he did/does so I found out.
You should out him then. Otherwise it just seems like another inside troll joke.
Well let me burst your old man bubble
I have empathy for you...
I did out him. I told everyone that he was Koolaid. Go back and look at some Kool post and how Tyson "comes into the picture".
I was recently told about this by site admin because Kool/Tyson was acting like an idiot and they were mad at that and the fact he is a sissy welsher.
LOL sending me PM's drunkenly months later after lying knowing I found out the truth.
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