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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    This may sound so incredibly lame, but I had a dream that I met a girl at a Radiohead show. Now I feel like I have to find a girlfriend once I see Radiohead live. I don't even feel like pressing submit to this, but I am. No idea what I'm holding out on that pipe dream for.

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    Well, one of the best ways to get in good w/ a girl is to make a good impression on her friends.

    It may be a block initially (as in you prolly weren't gonna get to give her a pump (no pun intended) on the handlebars of your gold-spoked, low-rider bicycle back to your mom's place), but it's an inevitable hurdle you're gonna hafta face eventually.

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    This may sound so incredibly lame, but I had a dream that I met a girl at a Radiohead show. Now I feel like I have to find a girlfriend once I see Radiohead live. I don't even feel like pressing submit to this, but I am. No idea what I'm holding out on that pipe dream for.

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    Well, one of the best ways to get in good w/ a girl is to make a good impression on her friends.

    It may be a block initially (as in you prolly weren't gonna get to give her a pump (no pun intended) on the handlebars of your gold-spoked, low-rider bicycle back to your mom's place), but it's an inevitable hurdle you're gonna hafta face eventually.
    Her friend actually likes me. I don't think she does anymore, though.


    And 100% serious about Radiohead thing. I just tell people at work I don't listen to music when the subject even comes up.

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    Wait a minute. You mean you've never actually masturbated in your JNCOs to "House of Cards" in PERSON?

    Tha ?!

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    wat

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    lol JNCO's

    IronMexican if you wear JNCO's you lose your status as a white washed mexican and go directly back to full time .

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    Never wore dem ass pants. Just tell the INS to deport me with those.

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    Lulz.

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    Why would a girl be afraid to go out alone with this guy?



    I don't get it.

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    Why would a girl be afraid to go out alone with this guy?



    I don't get it.
    Is that ironmexican? Not how I pictured him at all to say the least.

    tbh he looks frightening, but the girl next to him makes him look a little more laid back. If the girl wasn't there all relaxed and , he would be more terrifying. Maybe she just doesn't know what's in store for her though.

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    It's like you're one of those vatos that'd tap on my windshield incessantly while I park and offer to tint my windows while I pick up some tacos...only to use the chump change I give you to buy a goat to sacrifice to Satan when you got home.

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    lol, it's always funny reading a cracker's initial reaction to an Imex pic. There are always terms like 'terrifying' or 'scary' being thrown around.

    The above pic represents the look of basically 1/4 of california. You honkey's need to get out some

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    Oh noes! scary looking mexicans!!!! I believe every stereotype ever!!!!

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    Why would a girl be afraid to go out alone with this guy?



    I don't get it.
    Ethan Hawke wouldn't want to play cards with him, that's for sure.

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    Oh noes! scary looking mexicans!!!! I believe every stereotype ever!!!!


    It's not the Mexican...ity I find terrifying. It's the eyes-rolling-back-in-his-head that's a bit off-putting. I've never been nervous around cholos...until they start chanting some kinda mantra w/ "diablo" in it over and over again.

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    Ethan Hawke wouldn't want to play cards with him, that's for sure.

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    lol, it's always funny reading a cracker's initial reaction to an Imex pic. There are always terms like 'terrifying' or 'scary' being thrown around.

    The above pic represents the look of basically 1/4 of california. You honkey's need to get out some
    lol honkeys sign your paychecks, , so shut the mouth and push the mower.

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    It's not the Mexican...ity I find terrifying. It's the eyes-rolling-back-in-his-head that's a bit off-putting. I've never been nervous around cholos...until they start chanting some kinda mantra w/ "diablo" in it over and over again.


    I wasn't talking about you, I was referencing the dude who posted above me.

    To me, the pic looks like he just smoked a few blunts and drained a 40. I don't get the evil vibe at all.

    Now, if he had a red bandana around his face and was brandishing a tech 9, then I might be a little worried

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    This may sound so incredibly lame, but I had a dream that I met a girl at a Radiohead show. Now I feel like I have to find a girlfriend once I see Radiohead live. I don't even feel like pressing submit to this, but I am. No idea what I'm holding out on that pipe dream for.

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    lol honkeys sign your paychecks, , so shut the mouth and push the mower.
    that might be funny if I wasn't white

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    that might be funny if I wasn't white
    ah okay gotcha. one of those white boys. don't want to act like you're scared of the scary looking mexicans so you play it off and make fun of others that are. just shows you aren't secure with who you are.

    here's a tip - just embrace your inner whiteness, because Mexicans hate you whether you fear them or not.

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    tbh I am deathly afraid of s and I live in SA so that theory doesn't hold up. I'm probably just racist though.

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    I'm probably just racist though.

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    ah okay gotcha. one of those white boys. don't want to act like you're scared of the scary looking mexicans so you play it off and make fun of others that are. just shows you aren't secure with who you are.

    here's a tip - just embrace your inner whiteness, because Mexicans hate you whether you fear them or not.
    well, I don't know much about texas mexicans, but the ones I knew in Cali reserved all their hate for black people

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