"You see, pickles are really just cu bers. So when you ask me if I would like pickles on my sandwich, what you're really asking if whether or not I would like a modified cu ber.
Interestingly enough, cu bers of themselves are not popular lunch condiments, but pickles tend to be. Of course, since pickles ARE cu bers, in essence, cu bers ARE popular, but not in their unmodified format.
So when someone asks me if I want pickles, what they're also asking is if I want a form of cu ber. The two can't be fully separated, even though their tastes are separate. Also (even though it's a tangent), I noticed no price given for said pickles. Am I to assume these pickles are free? Technically, nothing in this world is "free" as it requires some form of investment, whether it be time, money, or even brain processing power to answer the question. Without knowing the true cost of these mofidied cu bers, I'm stuck in a conundrum, perhaps wanting them but unsure fully.
Finally, the relevancy of wanting pickles on my sandwich lies predicate upon which sandwich I pick, and ultimately, whether I even want a sandwich or not! If I choose not to partake of the sandwich, could I still have the modified cu bers? Usually, pickles are sliced, and rarely does one eat sliced pickles without some other form of food upon which they are placed. You could be offering me a full pickle, but then how would one fit that on a sandwich?
Ultimately, the answer is predicated on a long list of unanswered questions that may SEEM extraneous but are an inherent part of any bread-based food-layered item for consumption, and these questions must be answered before any further progress on the yes-or-no-edness of my answer can be determined."