To The Imitation Crab Meat Krew

[Koolaid_Man]

You GIMPS are the biggest ing posers around...nothing but cheap knock offs all of you except one.......hanging out at swap meet locations around Dallas...claiming to be smart gangbangers this is absurd.. and everyone knows gang bangers can't get pussy and if they do it's pussy from Yak looking thug es...no real woman...classy chics wont give a gang banger the ing time of day...and especially a gangbanger straight off the ing Indian reservation....

I will say this...I know Spur fan don't like me...and I'm more than ok with that...but I will say this...you Dallas Gimps need to keep your pie holes shut....Between LA and SA we're sitting phat on 20 les and you 's on 1...

[Koolaid_Man]

This is comin from the boy who pm's Kori daily by her own admission and gets all pussy hurt if she doesn't respond. I talked to miss ellis the other day over aim and she says that you're a real poster, nobodies troll, and a certified loony. No lie, straight from her mouth, get her in here to verify if you like. She says you legitimately get your feelings hurt if she doesn't respond to your little love letters. in' pathetic homie. You try to pretend to be some ultra-player, but all i see is you hitting on middle aged married women on spurstalk, adrienne, and sour candy. What kind of real tries to pick up women off a messageboard? Not to mention your ass is claimin to be some hardcore Lakers fan from LA, dude you're from houston. you told me that a while back via pm whenever you thought we was cool, and kori later verified it. she said there ain't no truth to your lie about spending half your time here and half your time there, nuh uh. she says that every single one of your thousands of posts ALL CAME FROM HOUSTON, TX. if anyone's a fake here , it's you. cmon bro, you ain't but a few hours from big D. you really want plex, you really wanna get face to face with a real dallas G, here's your chance boy.

I really am as good as advertised....I was a bit unsure at first but it's confirmed and layed out quite nicely by the Indian Reservationist -in-Chief...It really is all about King Kool...Tyson you are right where you should be....and I'm eternally thankful.

As for me I will never divulge my conversations with Kori...not a single one...

Now where is my crab meat....

[TacoMeatJackson]

I really am as good as advertised....I was a bit unsure at first but it's confirmed and layed out quite nicely by the Indian Reservationist -in-Chief...It really is all about King Kool...Tyson you are right where you should be....and I'm eternally thankful.

As for me I will never divulge my conversations with Kori...not a single one...

Now where is my crab meat....

You better be sittin' on a plane and posting from an iPhone or Blackberry or some , cause your face due to get stomped into the curb in Miami at 12:00pm eastern time, mother er.

[ginobili's bald spot]

This is comin from the boy who pm's Kori daily by her own admission and gets all pussy hurt if she doesn't respond. I talked to miss ellis the other day over aim and she says that you're a real poster, nobodies troll, and a certified loony. No lie, straight from her mouth, get her in here to verify if you like. She says you legitimately get your feelings hurt if she doesn't respond to your little love letters. in' pathetic homie. You try to pretend to be some ultra-player, but all i see is you hitting on middle aged married women on spurstalk, adrienne, and sour candy. What kind of real tries to pick up women off a messageboard? Not to mention your ass is claimin to be some hardcore Lakers fan from LA, dude you're from houston. you told me that a while back via pm whenever you thought we was cool, and kori later verified it. she said there ain't no truth to your lie about spending half your time here and half your time there, nuh uh. she says that every single one of your thousands of posts ALL CAME FROM HOUSTON, TX. if anyone's a fake here , it's you. cmon bro, you ain't but a few hours from big D. you really want plex, you really wanna get face to face with a real dallas G, here's your chance boy.

[TacoMeatJackson]

fake laker fan, fake player, and now rockin a fake avatar. son you ing disgust me, TacoMeat and i gonna handle that ass boy. i knew something was phony about you ever since i noticed you loved to post ugk video's in response to certain . ugk is a houston idol, lmao laker fan from houston.

This busta gonna slurping food through a straw for a year if he dare show up here. Then after he heal, get his mouth right, the crew make him slurp until the choke on it. Real talk.

[dirk4mvp]

TC with the strong left hook on PizzaFace_Man

[Koolaid_Man]

fake laker fan, fake player, and now rockin a fake avatar. son you ing disgust me, TacoMeat and i gonna handle that ass boy. i knew something was phony about you ever since i noticed you loved to post ugk video's in response to certain . ugk is a houston idol, lmao laker fan from houston.

You gonna have a coronary if you keep mentioning Kool and Houston...say it 10 more times for effect.... there's just so much more I would like to share with you...

Tyson you're an emo wreck ... no matter how you slice it my life is far and beyond what you can possibly achieve....you're a poor Indian with a small and big dreams.. .but you have no way to reach them. You're dad is gone and you're moms just don't bring in enough... You're on here every Fri and Sat night talking about pussy instead if getting it...I feel sorry for you...you an Indian for crying out loud....no one is afraid of a ing Indian in 2011....

What you don't realize is that I've controlled the debate from day one...and I still do...I reached out to you in a "truce" and you never batted an eye .... do you not think it was all by design...

Tyson my regulating himself...

[Koolaid_Man]

and when I'm ready to I'll prove once and for all I was born and raised in Cali, and from LA...when that day comes...since he's so infatuated with my descent Tyson will have to renounce his ST privileges...

[Koolaid_Man]

I'll say it again, for everyone to hear. Kool is a fake ass lakers fan from Houston, Tx. You call me emo, but you literally cry whenever mrs ellis doesn't respond to your vane pm's. You think you got it all figured out, but you constantly reveal your lack of intelligence every time you post. You think I was ever really cool with you? The original plan was to find out some information on you once you thought we were cool, I just never really got around to finding out more once I found you were a complete fake. In 22 years, I've already done a lot more than you ever have. You brag about a 50,000 inheritance, but the fact is that I've already blown literally millions of dollars from the dope game. I got friends who are pickup artists overseas in Italy. Ever had your 12 sucked at midnight on a nude beach in Venice? Ever competed around the world in powerlifting compe ions? You crack on me for being a Native, but it's my superior genetics that allows me to be stronger, more dominant, and all around more of a MAN than chumps like you. The only reason I didn't keep the charade going a bit longer was because it made me sick to my stomach pretending to be friends with you. I know, I know this was the closest you've ever came to having a real friend, and you're probably going to go all emo again and write Kori some more pm's. I think what you need is a good beatdown to humble you in order to become a better person so that you can have a real life and friends. You say I was on here last night, but I was away in Oklahoma visiting my roots and hitting up some of the casino's with a car full of bad es. But I'm back now and one of these day's, you're gonna have to quit hiding from me homeboy. I got you in the crosshair's, slowly collecting bits of information at a time and you don't even know it. Whenever I met up with TacoMeat and promised him 10 stacks to you up, I knew sooner or later we'd get the job done. The time grows near.

look out man you falling off that emo wagon again....Tyson I have you DPG, and Midget right where I want ya....and btw you sound pathetic...no need to write a ing novel...

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm literally tearing you apart limb by limb, and all you can do is pretend this isn't happened and claim victory for yourself. How the do you figure sissy boy, get the out...Tyson_Chandler out, going to some pussy

yes you are...you're tearing me up....

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm literally tearing you apart limb by limb, and all you can do is pretend this isn't happened and claim victory for yourself. How the do you figure sissy boy, get the out...Tyson_Chandler out, going to some pussy

ps- nice avatar, awww trying to be just like your big brother Tyson. except please stop telling people were ing brothers, I don't even like you. this ain't no sibling rivalry, kindly off and get your own swag.

I thought you were logging off to get some ass....you musta have done a supa quickie.... once again Tyson proving he's a GIMP...I bet Tyson is dam near a virgin....

[badfish22]

please... they don't even allow s in Venice.

sweep.

[Koolaid_Man]

Say ..look at you, all up on a 's nuts checkin up and . I didn't feel like drivin all the way out there to scoop the hoe up, I did like a real playa do and told her to bring her ass here. Just waitin on her to get here and I see this , but now she's at the door. Sorry lil chico, got business to attend to. Since you didn't have a daddy to teach you how to a , Big Daddy Tyson will be your role model.

keep typing homie...at this rate I'm trying to decide who's more pathetic you or midget....

[Koolaid_Man]

Say ..look at you, all up on a 's nuts checkin up and . I didn't feel like drivin all the way out there to scoop the hoe up, I did like a real playa do and told her to bring her ass here. Just waitin on her to get here and I see this , but now she's at the door. Sorry lil chico, got business to attend to. Since you didn't have a daddy to teach you how to a , Big Daddy Tyson will be your role model.

Did you hit fast forward on the scene... @ Tyson with the TV sex.

[badfish22]

Every dog has its day.

Except the Lakers in the 2011 WCSF

Because it was a sweep.

[dirk4mvp]

Filling in for Ghazi.

[badfish22]

Filling in for Ghazi.

[midnightpulp]

Lil , we've represented the West over 30 ing times. Bow down to your master. We not gonna even let you s enjoy the le.

, your broke ass ain't in no position to be anyone's master.

If anything, me and Deadly are your mother in' masters. We own your Paki/Asian/Wigger ass.

[CubanSucks]

This is comin from the boy who pm's Kori daily by her own admission and gets all pussy hurt if she doesn't respond. I talked to miss ellis the other day over aim and she says that you're a real poster, nobodies troll, and a certified loony. No lie, straight from her mouth, get her in here to verify if you like. She says you legitimately get your feelings hurt if she doesn't respond to your little love letters. in' pathetic homie. You try to pretend to be some ultra-player, but all i see is you hitting on middle aged married women on spurstalk, adrienne, and sour candy. What kind of real tries to pick up women off a messageboard? Not to mention your ass is claimin to be some hardcore Lakers fan from LA, dude you're from houston. you told me that a while back via pm whenever you thought we was cool, and kori later verified it. she said there ain't no truth to your lie about spending half your time here and half your time there, nuh uh. she says that every single one of your thousands of posts ALL CAME FROM HOUSTON, TX. if anyone's a fake here , it's you. cmon bro, you ain't but a few hours from big D. you really want plex, you really wanna get face to face with a real dallas G, here's your chance boy.

You better be sittin' on a plane and posting from an iPhone or Blackberry or some , cause your face due to get stomped into the curb in Miami at 12:00pm eastern time, mother er.

fake laker fan, fake player, and now rockin a fake avatar. son you ing disgust me, TacoMeat and i gonna handle that ass boy. i knew something was phony about you ever since i noticed you loved to post ugk video's in response to certain . ugk is a houston idol, lmao laker fan from houston.

This busta gonna slurping food through a straw for a year if he dare show up here. Then after he heal, get his mouth right, the crew make him slurp until the choke on it. Real talk.

I'll say it again, for everyone to hear. Kool is a fake ass lakers fan from Houston, Tx. You call me emo, but you literally cry whenever mrs ellis doesn't respond to your vane pm's. You think you got it all figured out, but you constantly reveal your lack of intelligence every time you post. You think I was ever really cool with you? The original plan was to find out some information on you once you thought we were cool, I just never really got around to finding out more once I found you were a complete fake. In 22 years, I've already done a lot more than you ever have. You brag about a 50,000 inheritance, but the fact is that I've already blown literally millions of dollars from the dope game. I got friends who are pickup artists overseas in Italy. Ever had your 12 sucked at midnight on a nude beach in Venice? Ever competed around the world in powerlifting compe ions? You crack on me for being a Native, but it's my superior genetics that allows me to be stronger, more dominant, and all around more of a MAN than chumps like you. The only reason I didn't keep the charade going a bit longer was because it made me sick to my stomach pretending to be friends with you. I know, I know this was the closest you've ever came to having a real friend, and you're probably going to go all emo again and write Kori some more pm's. I think what you need is a good beatdown to humble you in order to become a better person so that you can have a real life and friends. You say I was on here last night, but I was away in Oklahoma visiting my roots and hitting up some of the casino's with a car full of bad es. But I'm back now and one of these day's, you're gonna have to quit hiding from me homeboy. I got you in the crosshair's, slowly collecting bits of information at a time and you don't even know it. Whenever I met up with TacoMeat and promised him 10 stacks to you up, I knew sooner or later we'd get the job done. The time grows near.

I'm literally tearing you apart limb by limb, and all you can do is pretend this isn't happened and claim victory for yourself. How the do you figure sissy boy, get the out...Tyson_Chandler out, going to some pussy

ps- nice avatar, awww trying to be just like your big brother Tyson. except please stop telling people were ing brothers, I don't even like you. this ain't no sibling rivalry, kindly off and get your own swag.

Say ..look at you, all up on a 's nuts checkin up and . I didn't feel like drivin all the way out there to scoop the hoe up, I did like a real playa do and told her to bring her ass here. Just waitin on her to get here and I see this , but now she's at the door. Sorry lil chico, got business to attend to. Since you didn't have a daddy to teach you how to a , Big Daddy Tyson will be your role model.

I remember when Koolaid successfully baited me in all the time. You got a lot to learn lil

[midnightpulp]

I got you s so confused. Hey midget, I still run this joint, you know that right? Deadly is a turncoat. don't deserve to get paid.

You don't run anything, except away when it's time to pay up. You barely post here anymore since I unofficially retired you, hit-and-running with a few posts a week. Before you welched, you were near Culburn's posting frequency. Now you try to sneak in here, like the rat mother er you are.

[Koolaid_Man]

I remember when Koolaid successfully baited me in all the time. You got a lot to learn lil

dam cubes stop puttin salt in da game...let me with the rich dope dealing straight A student gang member....

[dirk4mvp]

I'm surprised cubansucks didn't take the time to say how mean people are to him on Spurstalk

[Koolaid_Man]

Homie, this joint died when I went to Africa. I came back and yall need me more than ever. Don't worry, I'll step it up when the time is right. I know you missed the out of me. I guess sucking on the homie Kool's just wasnt enough for a nympho like you. Well I'm back, for you lil . Suck away.

I had to pull outta midget that gook kept gagging and throwing up on my ....that throat acid can be a mutha er

[CubanSucks]

I'm surprised cubansucks didn't take the time to say how mean people are to him on Spurstalk

HEY, that's the same sarcastic emoticon I used when I said that! Trust me, you've got my full endorsement to keep up the scheming with that giggling cutie Isitjustme. Yall make my day sometimes

[dirk4mvp]

Yall make my day sometimes

I know it. You think about it alot.