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    Veteran Ignignokt's Avatar
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    If I want to convey some metaphor that describes what the devil is wrong with this place, I'd would use an anchor. Heavy, colorless, rusted, condemned, and detaining(or should i say, restraining).

    The Club has never been a panacea for boredom, sloth, and mundaneness, nevertheless it's been at times a place to have sundry discourse. This forum blows so much , I don't even know where to start. (If you want an objective measure the quantifies "blowing too much " look no further than DMX7).

    Could I name a cause for the amount of swine anus and rodent smegma that has risen to the top of the draft glass confusing others for yeast? No, but I can only point causual indicators.

    Look no further than the bearded cuckhold foreigner we all know as Slomo. How are we gonna have a moderator decide the fate of threads and discourse if he is not american and is not privy to our lexicon, ways of thought, taboos, and morals? If having erectile problems and consuming vast quan ies of slavic organ stews with a can of red bull, all while doing this in the comfort of your tea and lemonade undies, stroganoff gut and ponytail.. the what in heaven were the candidates that competed with this sloth for the job?


    And I don't want to bring up I-hustle and his Fart Jokes crew. When i read his posts, i swear i need classic tv sound effects to enjoy his humor. A little whacky whistle noise, sustained pitter patter foot noise, and a yooooowwwwwwzzer!!! effect would do his posts alot of good. But to the rest of us who have set goals past ins utions like the blue collar comedy circuit, Devry University and TNA wrestling PPV's, it would be best for you to stay in the troll forum impersonating a half wit simpleton. You don't even have to try hard at it too, nor change your handle. I hustle is already synonymous with terms like "debilitating autism" "troglodyte" "dumb " and "moron". It's only because of bureacratic largess and paperwork as to why I hustle has not been added to the Oxford dictionary as a synonym for the above concepts.

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    The Man Who Kicks Things Kirk Nowitzki's Avatar
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    I still think it's mostly JoeChalupa's fault.

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    #FreeGiuseppe BlackSwordsMan's Avatar
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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH He got me!


    On the bright side, I didn't know I had a crew? If you are a member of I. Hustle's Fart Joke Crew can you raise your hand? Also, can we come up with a different name? That one is way too damn long.

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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    Who are you anyway? Are you new to Spurstalk? Are you a troll?

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    The Man Who Kicks Things Kirk Nowitzki's Avatar
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    Who are you anyway? Are you new to Spurstalk? Are you a troll?
    Are you a troll? Do we have beef already?

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    Veteran Ignignokt's Avatar
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    OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH He got me!


    On the bright side, I didn't know I had a crew? If you are a member of I. Hustle's Fart Joke Crew can you raise your hand? Also, can we come up with a different name? That one is way too damn long.
    It would just be Fart Jokes Crew, gawww your dense.

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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    It would just be Fart Jokes Crew, gawww your dense.
    Still don't like it. How about Fartin' Around Re Team? F.A.R.T or the Porcelain Poets or the Gassers? I don't know, you might find something better than that. Think about it for a little bit then just shoot me a PM or get back at me in here. Take your time.
    Thanks bro.

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    Believe. Rain Man's Avatar
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    Not that I want to be a part of it but it got me thinking about a stupid name. How about the Farternity? You know like Fraternity? Whatever, I'm not clever with this type of crap.

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    Slovenian Master Slomo's Avatar
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    If ...

    Look no further than the bearded cuckhold foreigner we all know as Slomo. How are we gonna have a moderator decide the fate of threads and discourse if he is not american and is not privy to our lexicon, ways of thought, taboos, and morals? If having erectile problems and consuming vast quan ies of slavic organ stews with a can of red bull, all while doing this in the comfort of your tea and lemonade undies, stroganoff gut and ponytail.. the what in heaven were the candidates that competed with this sloth for the job?

    ...

    Butthurt much?



    On a more serious note and I'm not going to discuss this with you but for clarification sake: There has been an influx of racist and xenophobe posters in this forums, some that are actually traceable to racist and supremacist forums.
    So yes I locked and even deleted a few threads in the past couple of months and will continue to do so. Now, if you want to make yourself the champion of those threads - be my guest.

    For all those that don't agree with this - you know who to talk to.

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    bohica! Greg Oden's Avatar
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    Why don't you lock trainwreck's thread about toilet seats custom made for lard asses since that more accurately attacks your demographic than any thread poking fun at african americans or mexicans?

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    Believe. Dan Rather's Avatar
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    Slomo is a great anchor and if anyone thinks otherwise that's news to me.

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    I knew the Club went to when Slomo and Kori allowed koriwhat to be an ass with everyone and gave him a pass. That set the standard that you can now turn the Club into a mini TRoll forum. All you have to do is find koriwhat's posting from the start.

    You will see how he arrived here talking to anyone no matter if you made a wallpaper or gave someone advise on removing a virus. If you was trying to sell something in the buy and sell forum or if you just wanted to talk about sports.
    The man had no problem calling you a at the drop of a dime. I noticed many long term posters started to avoid the Club like GayAbc,Keda,SpursWoman.Angel-Luv,crazyone,Tpark,Sequspur and so on...

    During the last two years I have used the same three screen names but I still get blamed for any "new" screen name or any TRoll that is trying to be funny. I sometimes laugh at koriwhat and red zero when they call some wannabe TRoll mouse and I admire the fact the person behind the new TRoll name never admits it isn't mouse. All in all people who have met me or was around from the start know my style of humor and wit they know I don't just call someone a or make stupid posts like i was 15 years old.

    So the koriwhats and the red zeros of the world can just keep trying to fit in when in fact they are just making idiots of themselves for future posters to read in the years to come. As they up the Club in the process.





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    Long, Dark Blues redzero's Avatar
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    All in all people who have met me or was around from the start know my style of humor and wit they know I don't just call someone a or make stupid posts like i was 15 years old.
    You have a ty sense of humor and the reasoning capabilities of a small child. I am not ruining this forum by pointing out what everybody else already knows--that you're not funny.

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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    I still think it's mostly JoeChalupa's fault.
    Mostly.

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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    Mouse used to be much tougher skinned and could dish it out as well as take it. Some think I'm every troll too but when you gave away your password to you trolls what did you expect?

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    And on a side note Slomo puts up with 11 months of before he acts on it on month 12 so consider yourself lucky he's not like any moderator you may see on any other site.

    I think he waited to long to clean things up. Pssssst! that's why they made the TRoll forum so you can talk about s and s.


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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Mouse used to be much tougher skinned and could dish it out as well as take it.
    Translation: Go down to koriwhat's level and call his mother a flaming so you can win a smack off when your just disrupting the Club?

    That kind of dish it out? I chose to not reply back with my award winning smack ability to show others it's not me turning the Club to .

    It may have cost me my reputation as the smack king but I was not to be blamed for all the lame trolls and wannabee thugs. I really thought Kori and Slomo had my back and would tell posters that new screen name is not mouse but they allowed me to be persecuted.


    Some think I'm every troll
    Just the lame ones. Like tough acting taniating? who the makes a troll after a foot fungus medication.


    but when you gave away your password to you trolls what did you expect?
    I expected posters to use those award winning TRolls and show they're creativity.




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    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    I expected posters to use those award winning TRolls and show they're creativity.
    I used my award winning TRoll so good, you got jealous & took it away from me.

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    Banned CubanSucks's Avatar
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    And on a side note Slomo puts up with 11 months of before he acts on it on month 12 so consider yourself lucky he's not like any moderator you may see on any other site
    lol like what?

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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    It may have cost me my reputation as the smack king but I was not to be blamed for all the lame trolls and wannabee thugs. I really thought Kori and Slomo had my back and would tell posters that new screen name is not mouse but they allowed me to be persecuted.

    Just the lame ones. Like tough acting taniating? who the makes a troll after a foot fungus medication.

    I expected posters to use those award winning TRolls and show they're creativity. Some of them are better than when you used them.
    Meh, I just let them think the trolls are mine. No big deal to me.

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    I used my award winning TRoll so good, you got jealous & took it away from me.
    You mean someone changed the password on you.. I never take TRolls I create them...


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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Meh, I just let them think the trolls are mine. No big deal to me.
    I do also.... I never go there and try to steal someones 15 minutes of fame.

    But at the same time long times posters start to hate me and say I lost my comedy skills and that hurts.


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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    98% of the posted here @ ST would last maybe 30 seconds at other sites and you would be banned.


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    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    i said i was going to refrain from posting til the lockout ends but...

    i call it like i see it... i'm on your mind mouse, so calling you a ain't far from the truth i see.

    btw, no one gets your humor because you aren't humorous, you're pathetic.

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