So I joined an LARP group here in SA. The group is modeled after the game Fable. Here is the problem I am having, I have all the characteristics and weapons down that I want for my character but I am having a hard time coming up with a name.
Here is the breakdown of my character. I am a nomadic Knight that just happens into Albion. I wear dark clothing and but my allegiance can be bought for good or evil. I drink a little too heavily sometimes and have a tattoo on my face that was placed there by a wizard. I do not yet know the purpose of the tattoo which is why I have not sworn allegiance to anyone. I carry three things with me at all times, which are a mace, a sword and my shield. I also fight in the arena and place wagers on myself to make extra cash.
So the problem I am having is coming up with a good name. With the information provided can anyone help me out? No fart jokes please.
I was going to recommend Sir o the Flatulent until I got to that last sentence, but that's cool because now that I think about it I really want to save that one for when I graduate clown college.
I'm not sure what you have there but I am unable to watch youtube vids at work. Did it have someone with a cool name? If it did then thanks bro but I don't want to use one that is very common or that someone else will recognize right away.
I was waiting for you to post because I thought you would help me out. For the most part you are very creative.
I admire your devotion to the game my friend. I'm not a member of any particular group but at night, before I go to bed, I stage games in my head. I have several different personalities, each with their own character. Of course, more often than not, I play my own hand more favorably. Anyway, I have more names than characters so I'd be glad to let you use the name below after you indulge me a short story on the background. My character, Poncifus Tox, was traveling to the castle, Thundor when he fell into some quicksand. However, after a few moments, the sand began to raise him up so that he could hang on the branch of a low tree. As he began to crawl down the tree, he noticed a name, or possibly incantation, carved into the trunk. "Tolliver Goobus", it read. And this I grant to your noble Knight.
"Kittenslayer the Inadequate"
Motto: "I pray thee, do not shout so much, for now I hath soiled my armor"
"Sir Demi "
Motto: "Do not ask, for I shall not tell"
Last edited by Cyrano; 08-08-2011 at 02:24 PM.
"Lord bag"
Motto: "I arrive on a Summer's Eve to hails of derisive laughter"
"Sir Pee Wee of Herman"
Motto: "I know thou art, but what am I?"
Last edited by Cyrano; 08-08-2011 at 02:28 PM.
Brother! I am deeply honored and at a loss for words. If you ever want to join me in battle or visit us here is my cell phone number 210-657-9999. When you call refer to me as TolliGoob as this will be the name used only by my inner circle.
Why all the hate Cyrano? I wouldn't have expected that from you.
Wouldst that be thy inner circle that jerkith, Milord?
I called the number and asked for TolliGoob. However the maiden on the phone then asked me what diameter I wanted. I was too confused to continue on.
Holy crap! You were SERIOUS?
A high level sage and healer hath foretold many hours of therapy for thee, Milord.
Even though I know thou doth jest I shall allow you entrance into my inner circle to come and go as you please.
When you call back let her know your ring size. Because of the name you bestowed upon me I have a special ring with my families crest made for you.
Last edited by I. Hustle; 08-08-2011 at 02:41 PM.
Of course I am serious. I know you think it's silly or whatever but at least give it a try. If you ever get bored on a Saturday then just give me a call. My name is Richard but if someone else answers the phone just say that you are looking for because that's what I go by.
The tale hath been told that many a lad hath entered this mystic circle only to depart limping with a burning in the nether regions.
what the
I say thee nay, ascribe not hatred to my musings. Withdraw from the field else I taunt you a second time.
Last edited by Cyrano; 08-08-2011 at 02:56 PM.
Do not seek the knowledge that you do not know.
Do not test the temperance of the mighty afro.
Do not paint the numbers and ignore the meat.
Do not wear the sock on your alphabet feet.
I think I've seen this episode before...damn DVR
btw this reminds me of that LARP web redemption off Tosh.0
Seems like a Sir Lancelot to me.
You simple knave. You have not yet met the whispering eye but believe yourself to be man enough to enter battle with the likes of me?!
Where do you guys meet up? Is it far from Stone Oak?
Wrecked'um? Damn near killed'em!
Do what I do: Put a dress sock on your penis and then picture it as a gallant knight there to fight through the dark underbrush and rescue the eggs of the dragon. Zena is what I came up with.
/BSM
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