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    Do what I do: Put a dress sock on your penis and then picture it as a gallant knight there to fight through the dark underbrush and rescue the eggs of the dragon. Zena is what I came up with.


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    Thanks bro but I think I am going to go with Tolliver Goobus.

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    Nah give him a real name, one that strikes fear into the heart of the onlooker. One that would cause trembling and gnashing of teeth of other players. One that no other player has ever heard of. Name him "vagina".

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    Check out the weapons I ordered.





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    Nah give him a real name, one that strikes fear into the heart of the onlooker. One that would cause trembling and gnashing of teeth of other players. One that no other player has ever heard of. Name him "vagina".
    How about Vajinicus Kutchbury

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    How about Vajinicus Kutchbury
    Vaginald Spinkstinkum

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    The Black Sword is telling, but I don't care.

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    Ok so I went into this a little unprepared. I didn't realize that you had to go in and join a clan until you are more established. I am glad that I spoke with my mentor before I actually joined up on Saturday.
    So this is my question to you guys, is anyone interested in being part of my group? I know it's very short notice but I would really appreciate it. We would also need to come up with a name for our group which I was totally unprepared for.

    I know how to sew so I can make a couple of makeshift outfits on the fly that will do for at least this Saturday. I can also spare one of my weapons but will need the other two. For now you can probably just get a couple of nerf swords from target and cover them with duct tape until you decide on what you want.

    I left my number on the first page and you can always PM me if you don't want everyone to know that you are interested. When/if you call me just say that you are looking for because more than likely my dumb sister will pick up the phone.
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    Ok so I went into this a little unprepared. I didn't realize that you had to go in and join a clan until you are more established. I am glad that I spoke with my mentor before I actually joined up on Saturday.
    So this is my question to you guys, is anyone interested in being part of my group? I know it's very short notice but I would really appreciate it. We would also need to come up with a name for our group which I was totally unprepared for.

    I know how to sew so I can make a couple of makeshift outfits on the fly that will do for at least this Saturday. I can also spare one of my weapons but will need the other two. For now you can probably just get a couple of nerf swords from target and cover them with duct tape until you decide on what you want.

    I left my number on the first page and you can always PM me if you don't want everyone to know that you are interested. When/if you call me just say that you are looking for because more than likely my dumb sister will pick up the phone.
    I'm not committing or anything because I don't live in the area. But I may be able to take a bus every once in a while for battles. Do you think we could set up a GoTo meeting and do some virtual practices? Also, I think you should enlist Tyson Chandler as some sort of slave that is kept in chains until the battle. Then when you release him, he runs away and as the opposition chases him...BOOM. Take them from both sides (not gay).

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    So I joined an LARP group here in SA. The group is modeled after the game Fable. Here is the problem I am having, I have all the characteristics and weapons down that I want for my character but I am having a hard time coming up with a name.
    Here is the breakdown of my character. I am a nomadic Knight that just happens into Albion. I wear dark clothing and but my allegiance can be bought for good or evil. I drink a little too heavily sometimes and have a tattoo on my face that was placed there by a wizard. I do not yet know the purpose of the tattoo which is why I have not sworn allegiance to anyone. I carry three things with me at all times, which are a mace, a sword and my shield. I also fight in the arena and place wagers on myself to make extra cash.
    So the problem I am having is coming up with a good name. With the information provided can anyone help me out? No fart jokes please.
    LOL deadbeat dad
    LOL LARPER
    LOL wooden stick fighting in the woods
    LOL wears a cape
    LOL uses said cape for reins when getting butt ed by his BULL
    LOL 32 yr old Ghandolf

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    No one had to guess you were inserting the big black one up your sphincter.

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    No one had to guess you were inserting the big black one up your sphincter.
    Sorry to butt in. Why is this sexual with you? LARP at it's highest level demands physical fitness and extreme smarts and battle strategy knowledge. It's really no different than MMA. Both simulate acts of fighting without actually carrying it through to the deaths of the participants. My guess is the next big sport will in fact be role playing games.

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    I'm not committing or anything because I don't live in the area. But I may be able to take a bus every once in a while for battles. Do you think we could set up a GoTo meeting and do some virtual practices? Also, I think you should enlist Tyson Chandler as some sort of slave that is kept in chains until the battle. Then when you release him, he runs away and as the opposition chases him...BOOM. Take them from both sides (not gay).
    Even though he won't admit it on here, TC has already PM'd me and called to join up. He isn't what he says he is on here but he is still down to fight so I don't think I would use him in that capacity. Arguing and fighting on here is one thing but he is actually a very cool guy and his skill at getting into the role is going to help out a ton once we start up.

    I think virtual practices is a great idea. It will give me a chance to brush up on the lingo. Plus we can pretty much choreograph any kind of fighting style we want as long as we are very descriptive. Let me know when you get in town whenever you come by bus. Mister Sinister already said that his mom's van is available and we can just all ride out there together.

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    LOL deadbeat dad
    LOL LARPER
    LOL wooden stick fighting in the woods
    LOL wears a cape
    LOL uses said cape for reins when getting butt ed by his BULL
    LOL 32 yr old Ghandolf
    * What part of this makes me a deadbeat dad? I am still there for my kids. Some of the others bring their kids along too and dress them up so they can play as well.
    *Yes
    * My weapons are far from just "sticks"
    * Yes
    * what is your obsession with guy on guy sex?
    *I am not a wizard and this is Fable not LOTR

    No one had to guess you were inserting the big black one up your sphincter.
    Again, why are you so into big black ones and sticking things in guys asses?

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    Even though he won't admit it on here, TC has already PM'd me and called to join up. He isn't what he says he is on here but he is still down to fight so I don't think I would use him in that capacity. Arguing and fighting on here is one thing but he is actually a very cool guy and his skill at getting into the role is going to help out a ton once we start up.

    I think virtual practices is a great idea. It will give me a chance to brush up on the lingo. Plus we can pretty much choreograph any kind of fighting style we want as long as we are very descriptive. Let me know when you get in town whenever you come by bus. Mister Sinister already said that his mom's van is available and we can just all ride out there together.
    That sounds like a plan. The van would really help out. Especially if you guys can pick me up at the bus station. Having to rent a car makes the trip a non starter for me.

    That's cool about TC. I figured he wasn't as big as asshole as he potrays himself. I look forward to going to battle with him by my side (no gay). I like the idea of choreographing the moves. This may sound cheesy but if you watch some of the old Power Rangers (the classics, not the remakes), they actually have excellent group moves. I think some of these would translate well to the battlefield. I wonder if Kori would let the Spurstalk website host the video practices???

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    That sounds like a plan. The van would really help out. Especially if you guys can pick me up at the bus station. Having to rent a car makes the trip a non starter for me.

    That's cool about TC. I figured he wasn't as big as asshole as he potrays himself. I look forward to going to battle with him by my side (no gay). I like the idea of choreographing the moves. This may sound cheesy but if you watch some of the old Power Rangers (the classics, not the remakes), they actually have excellent group moves. I think some of these would translate well to the battlefield. I wonder if Kori would let the Spurstalk website host the video practices???
    I'll have to check out the Old Power Ranger tapes that I have to see what you are talking about. I'm not sure if you are serious or just messing with me because I don't think I can do some of the flips and that they did. I do think that I can take some of the moves they did when it came to their weapons though.
    I think the biggest thing we are going to have to work on is unity. That is something I do know that the PR were big on teamwork so maybe we can all watch a couple of episodes together and talk about what we can use and what won't work. That is definately something that we can do online or just by phone.

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    I'll have to check out the Old Power Ranger tapes that I have to see what you are talking about. I'm not sure if you are serious or just messing with me because I don't think I can do some of the flips and that they did. I do think that I can take some of the moves they did when it came to their weapons though.
    I think the biggest thing we are going to have to work on is unity. That is something I do know that the PR were big on teamwork so maybe we can all watch a couple of episodes together and talk about what we can use and what won't work. That is definately something that we can do online or just by phone.
    Sorry. LOL. No, I didn't mean the flips and stuff. I'm not to that point either. But mainly the group moves and the defensive sets.
    I agree on the unity aspect. In fact, that's a pretty good name for the team. "Unity". It's got a good ring to it. I really can't do much until the end of this month. But let's keep in touch and start planning. Looking forward to it.

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    In Romanian Unity is pronounced Unitatea. I know it isn't a language that is used for this group but I thought it gave the name a little flash. TC, MS and I will be there this Saturday and I will give you a call to tell you how it went. You can always call if you have any ideas or if you have any questions.
    I am pumped!

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    If you're willing to go Romanian, why not Polish? After all, they already have a flag...



    As for field tactics, you might spend a little time researching William Wallace, who really had an edge in 14th century guerilla tactics. Choice of battlefield and terrain is at least as important as skill at arms.

    Of course, if all else fails, you could build a large, hollow wooden rabbit......
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    BTW, I used to have a brother-in-law who was HEAVILY into the SCA, and took immense pride in his handmade chain mail.
    Plus, I've been married for 37 years to a history major with a master's from Duqesne, who concentrated on the medeival period.
    Unfortunately, at my age, the days of knees-bent running about advancing behavior are far behind me.

    "Dost Thou see, Milord? Our adversary is advancing to the field of battle. I know not his name, yet his story doth precede him. It is said that throughout his realm, all sheep do tremble at his approach."

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    BTW, I used to have a brother-in-law who was HEAVILY into the SCA, and took immense pride in his handmade chain mail.
    Plus, I've been married for 37 years to a history major with a master's from Duqesne, who concentrated on the medeival period.
    Unfortunately, at my age, the days of knees-bent running about advancing behavior are far behind me.

    "Dost Thou see, Milord? Our adversary is advancing to the field of battle. I know not his name, yet his story doth precede him. It is said that throughout his realm, all sheep do tremble at his approach."
    Damneth th, you could be our sage. Why don't you come and tell tales of yore or some like that?

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    Sorry to butt in. Why is this sexual with you? LARP at it's highest level demands physical fitness and extreme smarts and battle strategy knowledge. It's really no different than MMA. Both simulate acts of fighting without actually carrying it through to the deaths of the participants. My guess is the next big sport will in fact be role playing games.
    Probably not

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    And why not? I mean sure people like you might not show any interest but there are millions that enjoy RPG's. Just think of all those that are not able to get out and join in but would be able to watch and maybe even interact through the internet.

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    And why not? I mean sure people like you might not show any interest but there are millions that enjoy RPG's. Just think of all those that are not able to get out and join in but would be able to watch and maybe even interact through the internet.
    No. Internet interaction isn't a "sport". It's a game. Two different things.

    It's a subculture, and it will never be more than that.

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    No. Internet interaction isn't a "sport". It's a game. Two different things.

    It's a subculture, and it will never be more than that.
    Right, but what I am saying is that people would watch this and what would make it even more interesting is that, unlike other sports, people who would not be able to get involved otherwise might get a chance to.
    I am not saying that it should be open for everyone to be able to log on and get involved but maybe just a select few who know strategy and history.
    It could be great because it could be a good mix of reality TV and sports. The possibilities are limitless.

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    Right, but what I am saying is that people would watch this and what would make it even more interesting is that, unlike other sports, people who would not be able to get involved otherwise might get a chance to.
    I am not saying that it should be open for everyone to be able to log on and get involved but maybe just a select few who know strategy and history.
    It could be great because it could be a good mix of reality TV and sports. The possibilities are limitless.
    Let's return to the point:

    My guess is the next big sport will in fact be role playing games.

    The next "big sport" will not be role playing games unless you consider "big" to be only among the subculture who plays RPGs. I don't play RPGs. FPS sure, but not RPGs. Nothing wrong with them, but strapping on hardware and pretending to fight is basically a re-enactment, an act, it's not a sport. If you really fight, people would watch that.

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