Page 1 of 7 12345 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 162
  1. #1
    we rang stretch's Avatar
    My Team
    Dallas Mavericks
    Post Count
    17,070
    This is the Official Thread for the Regulation Krew. In here, you will find guidelines for the Krew.

    Note - The Regulation Krew (RK for short) was previously known as the Mav Krew, but underwent a name change due to the fact that this Krew is open to fans of all teams, not just Mav Fans.



    Section 1: Members

    These are the classification of the members of the Regulation Krew.

    1. Founding Fathers
    2. Regulators
    3. Krewmembers
    4. Suspended
    5. Disavowed



    Founding Fathers

    The Founding Fathers obviously are the leaders of the Krew. They set the standard for Regulation among Spurstalk. If every poster on Spurstalk had their mentality, Spurstalk would be the greatest website ever created.

    dirk4mvp
    DoK
    Ghazi
    ignignokt
    kirk_nowitzki
    Lincoln
    Stretch





    Regulators

    Regulators consist of members who have gone above and beyond their line of duty as Regulation Krewmembers. They have potential to be future Founding Fathers, and have authority to assist in omission of renegade Krewmembers, as well as choosing new Krewmembers.

    Ace
    Venti Quattro



    Krewmembers

    Krewmembers are members of Spurstalk who have shown a fine ability to properly regulate other members of Spurstalk, and deserve recognition for it.

    badfish22
    Fpoonsie
    Ginobili's Bald Spot
    Muser



    Suspended

    The Suspended list consists of Krewmembers who violated the Code of Conduct, and are on the cusp of being disavowed. They are placed on the suspended list for a short period of time, to have a chance to prove their worth to the Krew.

    No one is currently suspended.



    Disavowed

    The Disavowed list consists of Krewmembers who violated the Code of Conduct and did not prove their worth during their suspension period, or simply were voted off the Krew by the Founding Fathers and Regulators.

    No one is currently disavowed.




    Section 2: Code of Conduct


    1. You must know about basketball.

    If you don't know about basketball, you are a piece of , and will not be a part of the Regulation Krew, rather, will be skoffed by the Regulation Krew.


    2. You must lol/LMAO people who don't know about basketball.

    loling and LMAOing is what started it all, thus if you do not lol or LMAO people, you will be skoffed. Non-lol/LMAOers are a piece of , and will not be a part of the Regulation Krew.



    3. You may not be a non-conformist.

    Non-conformists will be skoffed. Nothing wrong with having your own opinion, but being different for the sake of being different, is gay. If you are a non-conformist, you are a piece of , and will not be a part of the Regulation Krew.


    4. No gots.

    gots will be skoffed. If you are a got, you are a piece of , and will not be a part of the Regulation Krew.


    5. Attack the easily butthurt.

    People who easily get butthurt are the prime targets of the Regulation Krew, always have been, and always will be. They will be skoffed. If you do not attack the easily butthurt, or are easily butthurt yourself, you are a piece of , and will not be a part of the Regulation Krew.


    6. YoU mAy NoT tYpE lIkE tHiS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    Typing like that is for gots. gots get skoffed. Typing like that will be skoffed. If you type like that, you are a piece of , and will not be a part of the Regulation Krew.


    7. You must be strong.

    If you are not strong, then you are weak. The weak are skoffed. If you are weak, you are a piece of , and will not be a part of the Regulation Krew.


    8. Never use a load of emoticons, unless used for trolling purposes.

    Those who use an excessive amount of emotions for non-trolling purposes will be viewed as gots. They will be skoffed. One who uses excessive amounts of emoticons for non-trolling purposes are a piece of , and will not be a part of the Regulation Krew.


    9. Calf Tats = YOU

    No further explanation neccesary for this rule. Calf tats will be skoffed. One who has calf tats, is a piece of , and will not be a part of the Regulation Krew.



    Section 3: Krewmembership

    There are two ways to become a part of the Regulation Krew.

    1. Post a resume in this thread, including your intent to be a part of the Regulation Krew, why you think you would make a good Krewmember, and evidence of having regulated another member. At this point, a voting process will take place. If the general tone is a positive vote, you will officially be part of the Krew.

    2. Accepting a personal invitation from a Founding Father to join the Regulation Krew.



    Section 4: Suspension, Disavowment

    Again, any may join the Regulation Krew. But only the strong survive. Ones who were once strong, but became weak, and do not abide by the Code of Conduct, may be suspended and even disavowed from the Regulation Krew. Depending on the terms of their departure, they may be viewed as weak pieces of who will be skoffed.


    For a member of the Founding Fathers to be suspended/disavowed from the Krew, more than 50% of the Founding Fathers must agree that suspension/disavowment is neccesary. Depending on the terms of their departure, disavowed Founding Father may be viewed as a got, a piece of , and be skoffed.


    Section 5: Reinstatement

    For a disavowed member of the Regulation Krew to be reinstated into the Krew, they must post a thread in the Troll forum including your intent to be reinstated into the Krew, reasons why you feel you should be allowed back in, and proof of a troll job done since your disavowment. At that point, a voting process will take place among the Founding Fathers to determine whether you will be reinstated or not. If not, reasons will be provided, so that you may take the proper steps to rectify your situation, and be reinstated into the Regulation Krew.


    to all members of the Regulation Krew, and those who wish to join.
    Last edited by stretch; 08-22-2011 at 03:49 PM.

  2. #2
    🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 ElNono's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    153,473
    Can Bloods/Crips members join The Regulation Krew?

  3. #3
    we rang stretch's Avatar
    My Team
    Dallas Mavericks
    Post Count
    17,070
    All members of the regulation krew has been released unconditionally. This is in an effort to determine who is truly loyal to the krew and wishes to remain a part of it, and those who wish to depart the krew on to their own career paths.

    We would love all previous members to return, and are holding an open audition for those who wish to newly join. However there is limited room due to recent salary cap restrictions that have been placed. So please post in this thread a resume to show your intent to be or remain a part of the krew.

    So far, the previous founding fathers that have remained and will currently determine whether you shall be a part of the krew, including your contract terms, are myself and DoK. We hope other founding fathers will also return, to help distribute the workload of our revamping.

    THE REGULATION KREW IS BOUND TO RETURN BIGGER, BETTER, AND MOTHER ING STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE!!!

  4. #4
    we rang stretch's Avatar
    My Team
    Dallas Mavericks
    Post Count
    17,070
    Can Bloods/Crips members join The Regulation Krew?
    as long as you fall in line with the code of conduct, the regulation krew is open for all to attempt to join.

  5. #5
    🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 ElNono's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    153,473
    as long as you fall in line with the code of conduct, the regulation krew is open for all to attempt to join.
    How about fat s?

  6. #6
    #FreeDerp Monostradamus's Avatar
    My Team
    Dallas Mavericks
    Post Count
    5,560
    an act of desperation from the former rulers of this place. We got 'em shook, lefty!

  7. #7
    we rang stretch's Avatar
    My Team
    Dallas Mavericks
    Post Count
    17,070
    How about fat s?
    fat s are generally frowned upon by the RK, but exceptions can be made if they fall in line with the code of conduct. unfortunately, its incredibly rare that fat s actually do fall in line.

    consider it a case-by-case basis

  8. #8
    🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 ElNono's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    153,473
    fat s are generally frowned upon by the RK, but exceptions can be made if they fall in line with the code of conduct. unfortunately, its incredibly rare that fat s actually do fall in line.

    consider it a case-by-case basis

  9. #9
    we rang stretch's Avatar
    My Team
    Dallas Mavericks
    Post Count
    17,070
    to begin, I would like to extend an invitation to those I personally feel are worthy of being founding fathers.

    off the top of my head...

    lincoln
    axe murderer
    harlemheat
    tyson chandler
    ignigknot
    dirk4mvp

    those are off the top of my head, im sure i missed some that DoK and others will cover

    if you wish to join, inform me, and we will extend a contract offer to you

  10. #10
    #FreeGiuseppe BlackSwordsMan's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    14,648
    Will spurstalk be apart of a future gangland episode?

  11. #11
    Believe. Reggie Williams's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    207
    I am worthy.

  12. #12
    we rang stretch's Avatar
    My Team
    Dallas Mavericks
    Post Count
    17,070
    tbh you being worthy is determine by founding fathers. submit a resume if you wish to join please

  13. #13
    Done with the NBA
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    18,479
    TBH, I have to consider joining a crew. I haven't decided on which one I am more suited for.

  14. #14
    Knowledge Is Hassle Fpoonsie's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    9,674
    ...its incredibly rare that fat s actually do fall in line.

    consider it a case-by-case basis
    The only time fat s fall in line is when they collapse from exhaustion while waiting for their burrito order.

  15. #15
    Banned
    My Team
    Dallas Mavericks
    Post Count
    5,870
    I'm still looking at options but re signing here is what im leaning towards

    My resume:

    Been in the krew for over a ear now
    Took part in the boycott of 2010
    Regulated koriwhat and ashraf
    Found koriwhats address, myspace, email, and parent info and caused massive amounts of butthurt
    Found ashrafs Facebook and pictures
    2k11 league champ

    Just to name a few

  16. #16
    we rang stretch's Avatar
    My Team
    Dallas Mavericks
    Post Count
    17,070
    an act of desperation from the former rulers of this place. We got 'em shook, lefty!
    no desparation at all

    organization is an important part of being at the top

    we dont intend to change how we run here

  17. #17
    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    101,216
    Losers

  18. #18
    we rang stretch's Avatar
    My Team
    Dallas Mavericks
    Post Count
    17,070
    I'm still looking at options but re signing here is what im leaning towards

    My resume:

    Been in the krew for over a ear now
    Took part in the boycott of 2010
    Regulated koriwhat and ashraf
    Found koriwhats address, myspace, email, and parent info and caused massive amounts of butthurt
    Found ashrafs Facebook and pictures
    2k11 league champ

    Just to name a few
    I have submitted an offer on your profile page.

  19. #19
    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    101,216
    Bad choice by Lincoln

    He had a bright future

  20. #20
    Knowledge Is Hassle Fpoonsie's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    9,674
    Did you lil s clear this with Kori? You sure as didnt clear it with me. Tread softly in my ing forum, else you will be sent into the basement... again.
    This is the basement, dummy.

  21. #21
    Banned
    My Team
    Dallas Mavericks
    Post Count
    5,870
    Rememba det time lakaluva asked to be in the rk?

  22. #22
    we rang stretch's Avatar
    My Team
    Dallas Mavericks
    Post Count
    17,070
    Rememba det time lakaluva asked to be in the rk?
    indeed, and he tried to play it off like he got hacked or something

    i feel he should be considered as an immediate target of the RK after we are finished with our regrouping efforts

  23. #23
    🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 ElNono's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    153,473
    Rememba det time lakaluva asked to be in the rk?
    Was that when paki backstabbed Kool while begging to join the krew?

    tee hee

  24. #24
    #FreeDerp Monostradamus's Avatar
    My Team
    Dallas Mavericks
    Post Count
    5,560
    rememba da time det da vtown crew started a membership drive thread?
    was that before or after pat asked JT for heroin?

  25. #25
    Done with the NBA
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    18,479
    This is The Lakaluva Obsessed Forum. Dont forget it, .
    Remember last year when you were something down here. How does it feel to be past your prime like the bag kobe.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •