Maybe he's just setting up the stage for a grand-finale when he comes back and saves the world from.... premarital sex!
I don't argue with articles from other sites. Make a case and defend it and I will tear it down, or not.
Maybe he's just setting up the stage for a grand-finale when he comes back and saves the world from.... premarital sex!
Then you don't have aspirations of joining the Masons either.
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Just when I think you can't find a stupider strawman, you do. Bravo, DarrinS, bravo.
Are you a re ed Christian?
Remember, if God doesn't show up to correct people, then it's because he believes in free will.
All those times before where he DID show up and correct people... uhmm... *mumble mumble*
Of course liberals are going to persecute Christians and Jews more than Islams. After all, the Islam is the religion of peace.
I think it has to do with the devil's greatest accomplishment. Making the world believe there is no devil. After all, if he doesn't exists, neither does Jehovah. Right?
Maybe it's because the sinners get the virgins. Some of them, 72 at a time!
Islam is another fairy tale with it's own book to thump
If you judged solely on websites like Huffpo, Dailykos, or even by posters here, you would think that atheism is the mainstream belief of liberals/progressives. Recent Gallop poll shows that at least 90% of Democrats believe in God.
Well, if that's the case, there are so many ignorant democrats out their that don't know even know what their party is doing. They just vote for the "D".
Could that be why so many people claiming to be "Tea Party" are democrats? maybe they got woke up by Obapolicies?
opposing useless religious indoctrination in schools <> espousing atheism
Are you still learning English?
I admit, I was struggling.
I didn't know what to use for sure.
Obamapolicies, O-Polices, Obampolices, etc...
You moved the goal posts.
Not all Dems are liberal.
Babelfish was the key
You lost me.
Please elaborate.
Babel fish
For other uses, see Babel fish (disambiguation).
The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brain wave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language: the speech you hear decodes the brain wave matrix. It is a universal translator which simultaneously translates from one spoken language to another. It takes the brainwaves of the other body and what they are thinking then transmits the thoughts to the speech centres of the host's brain, the speech heard by the ear decodes the brainwave matrix. When inserted into the ear, its nutrition processes convert unconscious sound waves into conscious brain waves, neatly crossing the language divide between any species.
The book points out that the Babel fish could not possibly have developed naturally, and therefore both proves and disproves the existence of God:
Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could evolve purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing"."But," says man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It proves you exist and so therefore you don't. QED.""Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."Oh, that was easy," says man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white, and gets killed on the next zebra crossing. Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys. But this did not stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme for his best selling book, Well That About Wraps It Up for God. Meanwhile the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different cultures and races, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation. [3]Arthur Dent commented only 'Eurgh!' when first inserting the fish into his ear. It enabled him to understand Vogon Poetry - not necessarily a good thing.
How many?
Does everybody that believes in god also believes creationism to be true?
If the devil has read the book of revelation and still goes through with it, then he is the dumbest super villain of all time.
I would say no. There is the creation, and then there is creationism. There are differences in peoples thoughts over these. The way the original words read, it could amount to terraforming.
Thanks, I figured it was just another Darrin strawman.
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