tatoo help

[The Principal]

Hi,

Long time listener, 5th time poster. LOL...always wanted to say that.

Anyway, I've been thinking for some time to get a tatoo. Probably on my chest. However, I'm currenlty on a body building program and my chest diminsions are rapidly changing.

I need a recommendation for a tatoo shop that can make symmetrical pictures disproportioned. I fear that a perfectly proportioned design will become skewed as my chest muscles begin to really grow. So I'm looking to start with a disproportionate tatoo that will over time become symmetrical as my body changes.

Thanks!

[clambake]

just get a tattoo of a balloon.

[The Principal]

just get a tattoo of a balloon.

That doesn't make sense. I would have to make sure that part of my chest expanded uniformly.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

Get a Penis it will grow as your chest does. Your other penis may shrink however.

[The Principal]

Get a Penis it will grow as your chest does. Your other penis may shrink however.

So, you ignored the parameters of my first post just so you could suggest I get a penis tatooed on my chest.

[Jeff Leppard]

So, you are going to work really hard to get a big swollen chest and then put a tattoo on it? I can't decide which is dumber and you're doing both . . . good for you.

[The Principal]

So, you are going to work really hard to get a big swollen chest and then put a tattoo on it? I can't decide which is dumber and you're doing both . . . good for you.

Getting in shape is "dumb"?
Tatoos are "dumb"?

Do you think sex and food are also "dumb"?
What about a good do entary or a fun cup of coffee? Also "dumb"?

[Jeff Leppard]

Do you think sex and food are also "dumb"?
What about a good do entary or a fun cup of coffee? Also "dumb"?

You should work on your analogies instead of your chest.

[Leetonidas]

PM koriwhat, he's the resident tattoo expert, unless you want some stars done

[The Principal]

You should work on your analogies instead of your chest.

You should work on your taste in music.

[The Principal]

I always thought it would be cool to get a tatoo of a baby and a tombstone.
Then as the chest expands, the baby gets bigger and closer and closer to the tombstone. Signifying getting closer to dyeing.

[eisfeld]

So you have the patience of a 16 year old and can't wait till you finish your body building program?

I support this - this board needs new tattoo material

[Jeff Leppard]

I always thought it would be cool to get a tatoo of a baby and a tombstone.
Then as the chest expands, the baby gets bigger and closer and closer to the tombstone. Signifying getting closer to dyeing.

There it is.

What will the baby be "dyeing" when he gets to the tombstone? His hair? A T-shirt? Also, if your chest expands, wouldn't the baby get further away from the tombstone? I would suggest a little more thought on the matter . . . maybe even life in general.

[The Principal]

There it is.

What will the baby be "dyeing" when he gets to the tombstone? His hair? A T-shirt? Also, if your chest expands, wouldn't the baby get further away from the tombstone? I would suggest a little more thought on the matter . . . maybe even life in general.

chest expands, tatoos will get...hmmmm...BIGGER.

Sorry, I don't have time to spellcheck everything. LOL at the spell police.
Hey, isn't that a Cheap Trick song? No, it's Dream Police before you decide to call me on that too.

[thispego]

how is the baby gonna get closer to the tombstone when your chest is getting bigger. lol thinking it's gonna get so huge it's gonna distort the image.

[tlongII]

this thread gets an e for effort

I would give it an eff.

[TE]

Lol trolls trolling each other

[Leetonidas]

trolls trolling trolls

[DMC]

This has to be Mouse, with the spelling trolls again.

[ALVAREZ6]

tatoo help

[The Principal]

how is the baby gonna get closer to the tombstone when your chest is getting bigger. lol thinking it's gonna get so huge it's gonna distort the image.

yes. I see your point. But i still like the baby and the tombstone idea.

[The Principal]

i get it!

it's like the planet tatooine

LOL. I like it!

[thispego]

he's going to get saline implants obviously

now dets hot

[mouse]

PM koriwhat, he's the resident tattoo expert, unless you want some stars done

before I make a suggestion can post a pic of your chest?

[mouse]

This has to be Mouse, with the spelling trolls again.

Been off the www for three days, and I don't have any spelling TRolls but I am a bad speller so I can see how I get tagged as new ed up TRolls.

Remember the Golden rule : If a TRoll is not funny or entertaining then it's not mouse.